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C-3PO, from the Star Wars saga versus Dot Matrix, Princess Vespa's droid from "Spaceballs":

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Uncle Owen and Luke buy them from the Jawas. Both are complaining of sand in their joints, but there is only enough oil for one lubricant bath, so Luke and Owen decide to make them fight to the death for it. Who wins?

Two protocol droids trying to duke it out for survival? Single most hilarious thread I've ever imagined! It's a tie, their retarded joints not being flexible enough for either to get a good hit in, and they rust in the desert.

Obvious mismatch..!

Dot Matrix EASILY for the win....!!!

Joan Rivers takes Anthony Daniels too.

I think it'd be like "Fight like a girl club."

Only with Rivers remaining the last one standing, with a face fullof vengence, and her opponent's face a crevice of hate, malice, broken thepian teeth and more malice.

But Dot has hair 3PO can pull.

C3PO becomes scrap metal

Not if his restraining bolt is pulled.