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There seems to have been a number of threads about unhappy and/or stressful lives lately. Damn you people! I used to have a monopoly on depression around here! I demand you all get happier at once!

Anyway, I am in super-depressed mode again. Looks like I have dug myself into another hole. At this point I have so phenomenally pissed off and freaked out Edna and her sister that I am marginally more likely to fly to Mars than I am to even vaguely talk to either of them again. AND it's entirely my fault. Isn't it irritating when you cannot blame anything else? Oh yeah, I probably screwed any chance she would come back to the board, like she had been thinking about. Oops.

And what with a lot of other strains and stresses lately I have actually spent this year getting LESS well, rather than more. I am more sickly and tired and fatigued now than I remember being... pretty much since I joined this place. Which makes sense, as I met Edna a month after that. Oh, and I just got another rejection as well, which is always an arse, and I cannot seem to get any coherent ideas together right now.

Oh, and I am also lonely and fearful of my future, but that's me and most of the world so I cannot fret too much there.

Talking of my future... I am actually going to go and look for a job soon

(Women scream, strong men faint)

Yeah, yeah. I know... one of my friends says that is a disaster, that I will lose my unique nature and he had respect for a man my age who had never had to go through the aggravation of work, ever. But- assuming I get over this funk and get back feeling better again- it is getting to the point now where I am well enough to do SOME work, at least, and the whole writing thing isn't going to pay dividends for years at best and... I need the damn money, you know?

AND I need to have less time to think about stuff. At this point, thinking hurts.

And I also have it in mind to work somewhere with some pretty girl who I can charm with my evil ways...

Anyway, I seem to have gotten distracted. Basically... I feel absolutely shitty right now.

So... how are you guys doing?

Not THAT bad.

yeah, sounds pretty bad that ush..

well,I'm not doing good,but not as worse as you....sry man....
Anyway the problems will pass and you will have your old days back....think positive.

I like that, can I use it one day?

Most certainly.

Poor Ush. I'm still here for ya, buddy !!!

*covers Ush with pillows*

That really is low Ush, but surely getting a job would make it all worse?

Unless you can find a job that pays £50'000 per year with hours of 12pm to 1pm, with an hour lunch. Now THAT would be good.

Yeah, great going Gundy.

Smother him to death, that'll help...

my, my..what could have you done, ush? it seems ur in a bit of a....shitty time.
I'm experiencing that too....but for no particular reason, i guess the exhausting daily routine effect. But i'll get over it, and most probably so will you.
So how am i doing? 5/10

Mmmf mmf hmmf!

(escapes from pillows)

Okidokey, Mech, tell me how to get some money, then...

I think a bank job will do the trick....

robbery?..yeah, maybe

or just ask the prince Charles...I'm sure he'll give it to you

Just marry an old billionairess.

Yeeeesss...

You could be the male Anna-Nicole...

That sucks Ush.
This should cheer you up:
http://www.finxy.dial.pipex.com/cineffigy02.jpg

yea mate, sorry to hear

well thinking too much about things that have little or no significance is one of my problems as well and yes it isn't leathy, I started a diary it kinda helps you to get over those things,cause after a few weeks/days you can over look situations and you see how much they have evolved

I'll trump that- suffering a little from writer's block right now so I am writing my life's story. 2000 words for the first 11 years- very depressing! It gets a WHOLE lot more interesting after I fall ill. Actually, ALL the interesting things in my life happened after I fell ill. Hmmm...

Oh, and thanks, Tex...

strange

Not sure what you mean, but how can that be depressing!

I'll just correct that... 2000 WORDS for the first 11 years.

Yep, that's pretty depressing all right. I think I could come up with more than that about last Tuesday.

well It does sound pretty light maybe you have just forgotten a lot?

Simply, none of that point is really worth commenting about. Not unless I was a celebrity and had a mad-fact hungry public.

Oh, but you do...

u could add some of your thoughts to your memories. or just make up a load of believable crap. or both. most people reading ur book probably won't know u that well, anywho. im sorry ur depressed. u seriously need to get out and DO something active, instead of sitting in ur misery!!!

ok sorry, that didnt come out the way i wanted it to. im just trying to help. u have to get up and be happy, or u'll never get over ur illness. enjoy every day for what it gives you, not what u necessarily want it to give you. (example: u cant get mad because u dont receive a million dollars from some old aunt u never met. but u can be happy because the weather is nice and u found $10 on the street. )

hope u feel better soon!!!


btw, have a

HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Err... I think th job is MEANT to be progression...

And the bio isn't for publication, you know. it is just a project! So I have no need to embellish it!

Hug was nice, though...

Your mad-fact hungry public wants to know
http://cache.corbis.com/Thumb/12/71/23/12712347.jpg

I'm better now....it's ok Ush...;I'm back to happy:-)

prozac do the trick

You could always sell your body to get some money Ush?

Might get sixpence.

And Tex! Your original pic went! Bah, no happiness for me!#

Well, nice to hear that, Julie.

Whats that old joke.........

Bloke sends his wife out onto the street to make some money cause they're pretty poor.

She comes back and he asks, "how much did you make then?", to which she replies, "£28.10".

"28.10!.......who gave you 10p?", he questions.

"They all did", she replies.

Ba-dum boom!

If you are willing to do charity work to stop me having to get a job, Mech, you could always go out onto the street for me...

And the ladies would be queuing round the block!

Frankly, Mech, I cannot see the downside to this plan.

I get my jollies and you get the cash, it a plan without flaws.

Perfect! Knew I could count on you, my man!

Right then, I'm off to get changed into my fishnet stockings, mini-skirt and boob tube.

I got money to make!

(Calls after Mech)

For me. Don't forget that part!

hmmm, I think the plan is doomed already, fishnets and a boob tube! on Mech??

I think it would be better for everyone if Ush just got a job so we wouldn't have to see mech in that getup

we should pay Ush,not to see Mech and his freed nipples

Oooh, you had better tell him quickly...

you have his number,you call him.plz save us...

I guess we might have to gauge out our eyes huh?

yeah

I can definitely say that Mech is one of the last people around here that I would want to see in fishnet stockings, a mini-skirt and a boob tube.

remind me to stay well clear of birmingham for the next couple of years

umm where's birningham....???I don't think I'll have a problem with avoiding it...seeing as I live in a med sized box.

You live in a box? Student accomodation in the US must be a problem!

Today I embarrassed myself by addressing a new on-line contact, who is female, as a man. Well, her nickname was Moggy! When she asked to be added to my contact list, I thought it was Mech!

maybesomeone on the boards make fun of you.those bastards....

*Walks in wearing "lady of the night" outfit*

Right I'm all ready, where's the best place for me to go d'you think?

Damn these stiletto's are killing my feet!

"I'm a blind man, I'm a blind man and my world is pale.
When a blind man cries, Lord, you know there ain't no sadder tale." - Deep Purple.
at times one can only whish

well ush, it looks like its been a bad year for both of us so far. my girlfriend who i loved very much lost her feelings for me, which if you havent experienced that is one of the worst feelings that exists. the fact that i did so much for her, and gave her love when no one else would, and saved her life a few times when she was suicidal...makes things worse.... if she could leave me, after i tried to do nothing but make her happy and feel loved... what chance do i ahve with anyone else, ill never be able to trust anyone again after whats happened... its tough, just find comfort that you arent the only one suffering ush.

I've lost loves and yes it does hurt. But everything happens for a reason BF (and Ush), you'll see.

There's gonna be a time when you look back on these old problems and laugh, because you'll be in a much better place. Trust me.

Now, on a lighter note, who wants to give Ush money so that I never wear this outfit again?

He's only looking for a couple of thousand quid to keep him in computer games and milky bars.

hmm....that's a hard one.should I go broke or blind.....

You could go both if I were to poke you in the eyes and steal your purse.

I don't have a purse...

Well that kinda answers the question I asked in the "welcome" forum.

hmmm...wich one ?

Go look, I even sent you a PM earlier so you'd have a look.

just looked.here I said I DON'T have a purse,so what DOES it explain in the "welcome" area?I ain't a chick....

I bet you've still got a purse though.

neeehh,I couldn't make competition with you.you have a lot of them...all at fashion of course...

Of course I have lost a one that loved me, BF! But frankly, one should not put too much emphasis on the things you did for someone whilst in a relationship. It gives you no call over them, and gives them no responsiblity towards you. They were good things you did, and that is reward in itself and all the reward you will get and they must not chain your ex. Life- even loving relationships- does not work on a basis of gratitude and debt.

Stop messing up my thread, Mech and Fitch! You are making me very depressed!

I agree with you ush, very well said

well you know what my best friend (female) told me yesterday: "I think we should take some distance from eachother, because when we're together we almost act like we are a couple, which I do not want, so could we just be normal friends from now on?"

that really hurts

Geez Ush, I never knew you we so deep!

I tend to think more when unhappy.

ooh bad quality

Didn't mean to mess up the thread Ush, just trying to lighten up yours and BF's mood, thats all.

*starts to juggle with two watermelons and a chainsaw*

MUCH beter!

DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

*continues juggling whilst riding unicycle*

It would be SLIGHTLY more impressive if that chainsaw actually had a blade on it, Mech....

Yeah...you're likely to get a nasty nick with a blade..

Ahhh but there's no saddle on the unicycle.

Hows THAT for impressive?

<-----mech with a unicycle up his...

<------ My face riding the unicycle

Ouch!
*buys mech a seat*

Sweeeeet!

*Begins spining plates on sticks, whilst juggling and riding unicycle with newly fitted seat*

*whispers to Dim*

Does he think he's getting PAID for this ?

*whispers*

Probably...

His purpose right now is Ush-cheering.

well nice going mech

Do you all realise I'm still wearing the boob tube, mini-skirt and stockings?

Why do you think we're staring at you?

Simpsons quote: -

"His jiggling is hypnotic"

Yeah..next time where some underwear!

*Begins to play mouth organ, whilst maintaing spinning plates along with juggling and riding the unicycle and trying to stop the mini-skirt from riding up*

Cool!

Mech is a weapon of mass destruction

What would Mrs. Moggy say, we wonder?

I bet it would start out something this...

"David, how many TIMES have I told you not to....."

or...

"David,u're too 'nipple' for me,I have to leave you... " j/k.

#

"......borrow my mini-skirt, you're stretching it with your fat ass! And for gods sake, put my unicycle back too."

very disturbing view

Well, it is late and I am unhappy again.

(cries)

don't worry, be happy

In all seriousness, maybe you should consider taking some antidepressants.
They work wonders.

prozac

let's not overreact ......

prozac

Ah, Lord, no. Been down that road before. Very very bad. If I am going to cheer up it is going to be for genuine reasons, not because I am arsing around with my body chemistry.

Well why not invite some friends over and have a party?

or go ahunting for nurses

Yes. mah is right. Nurse Hunt Part 17.

Have not got a clear house for a party, and my Doctor friend is in enough with the nurses now for the hutning to be unnecessary.

you've always got our jolly new friend Tim to cheer you up!

That's even worse than prozac.

Yayy for Tiny Tim.... always someone who talks to you.

not always

Not unless you keep your mouth shut.

or uses short replys

Is that the trick?

he doesn't answer if you post only one word

Can't stand him. Very depressing.

Zereil got me Eeyore's Little Book of Gloom for Christmas. Best chosen present EVER!

Sure beats getting stale Halloween candy for Christmas...

This thread is too depressing.
I'm off to TinyTim's place!

Tim is tooo funny !!!He can easily cheer you up

Can't stand him. Humbug!

agreed, got tired of him pretty quickly

He seems pretty popular.

Here's a present for ya, Ush...

*hands contract signed by George that allows Ush to write and direct EP3.*

Many Bothans died to bring you this.

many more will die after watching it

maybe we'll get some proper dialogue now

But that's hardly Star Wars!

Ushism in SW , please

OH well..maybe Ush will let us be Jedi.

I wonder if Ush can beat the classic "I don't like sand.." from AOTC

I love that line!

It's funny now.

I've been dying a little each day since you came back into my life....

What another classic !

barf

AOTC was just one big barf-o-rama!

But Count Dooku was totally cool...

yeah. it was a nice barf-o-rama

neah....pretty disappointing....

Considering my mood it will be particularly evil. It would somehow even destroy the good guy's triumph in ROTJ.

I actually applied for my first ever job yesterday.

(shudders)

I can guarantee you one thing. If Ush is directing, there WILL be dialogue during the duels !!!

what kind of job ?

Well, depends on the duel...

Err... Resource Assisting...

Anakin and Mace Windu.

it's good

resource assisting?

yup

That's what I said

how is it ?

I dunno, I have only just applied!