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Spider-man parker

vs

Cyclops


no webbing

If Cyke can just unleash a wide enough optic blast blast and looks in Spidey's general direction, he'd wrap this up pretty quickly.

Summers throws away his visor, closes his eyes and then proceeds to beat the shit out of Parker.


But seriously, OML blast for the win... he did that again in Astonishing...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Summers throws away his visor, closes his eyes and then proceeds to beat the shit out of Parker. ur serious ?

Originally posted by chomperx9
ur serious ?

No. I edited


But I wouldn't mind if that happened in a comic. I wouldn't mind that at all.

Spiderman punches the optic blast back into his face.

Originally posted by Mindset
Spiderman punches the optic blast back into his face.

And after that rapes Cykes empty eyeholes

Wouldn't work. He'd just absorb it.

And rape with what? With the official tiniest dick in Marvel Universe...?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wouldn't work. He'd just absorb it.

And rape with what? With the official tiniest dick in Marvel Universe...? That title belongs to the 4'3" Wolverine.

yeah Wolverine needs adamantium echancements to satisfy girls

You asked for it... Spider-Man wanking Rhino and getting penetrated:

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3338/spidrhino7990944.jpg

depends entirely on distance at the start, imo.

Wolverine

http://digitalministry.com/images/blogs/711_49ef56c9ec4e9.jpg

Spider-Man (Rhino is raping him)

http://www.newslose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/tobey_maguire.jpg

SNIKT!

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/300/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/144/54/hugh_jackman.jpg

OK, that was too much. I give up

http://noo.ytmnd.com/

Originally posted by Mindset
Wolverine

http://digitalministry.com/images/blogs/711_49ef56c9ec4e9.jpg

Originally posted by Mindset
SNIKT!

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/300/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/144/54/hugh_jackman.jpg

Hugh Jackman made $20,000,000.00 for the Wolverine film alone.

I'm sure he stays awake at night worried about anonymous forum posters making gay insinuations about him.

Originally posted by TheKahn


I'm sure he stays awake at night worried about anonymous forum posters making gay insinuations about him. that's pretty sad.

how did this turn into a hugh jackman thread ?

Yeah, this thread...closed.