The Greatest Romance

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JesusIsAlive

jaden101
Still rather spunk my load up a hoors chuff though.

Shakyamunison
Big Blue Block Of Text.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Big Blue Block Of Text.

Big Blue Block of Blatherskite.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The love between a man and woman is simply a type or picture of the love that should exist between a person and God.

Y-you want to have sex with Jesus?

Ordo
*sings bad romance*

King Kandy

jaden101
Originally posted by King Kandy
Paragraphs, JIA, paragraphs.

God invented them for a...aaahhhh he almost had me there....Sneaky.

JesusIsAlive

WhiskeyGirl
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Y-you want to have sex with Jesus?


laughing That's exactly what I was going to say

Ordo
I feel Jesus inside of me.

Red Nemesis
Jesus is coming.


(Open your mouth!)

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Jesus is coming.


(Open your mouth!)

I have seen the glory of the cumming of the Lord

. . . .

He is cumming like the glory of the morning on the wave

(always thought that was funny even though the Battle Hymn of the Republic is pretty awesome)

WhiskeyGirl
laughing

Burning thought
Only problem here is that Satan loved God as well yet just because he would not kneel to us he was suddenly the epitome of evil in the universe and cast out. Seems to me that Gods love, even for his favoured angel is fleeting as soon as his favoured do something slightly against his will.

Reminds me of a child, you give it sweets and its your best friend but you take its favourite toy away and it cries and disregards your feelings.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Burning thought
Only problem here is that Satan loved God as well yet just because he would not kneel to us he was suddenly the epitome of evil in the universe and cast out. Seems to me that Gods love, even for his favoured angel is fleeting as soon as his favoured do something slightly against his will.

Reminds me of a child, you give it sweets and its your best friend but you take its favourite toy away and it cries and disregards your feelings.

Christian mythology is so confusing.

rader
I hope I'm not the only one who started rubbing one out while reading that after.

Deja~vu
The Great Romance?? Oh it must be whispering sweet nothings in your ear, while he tells his followers to sabatoge you behind your back...all with a smile.

*Et tu Brutus*

JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Big Blue Block Of Text.

I apologize. That's why I do one-liners now.


smile



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http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=586713&pagenumber=7#post14512113

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510871 (click here if you can handle the Truth)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510888

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http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510772

Shakyamunison
Oh no! here I go burying jia precious links that he can't post any longer. laughing out loud

Stealth Moose
Uber necro. What is this, Shaky?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Uber necro. What is this, Shaky?

JIA thinks the reason I post after he does is to bury his post, like a dog would bury sh*t. eek! He doesn't seem to realize that this is debate forum. So, I thought I would have some fun at his expense.

Stealth Moose
'Debate' for a lot of people simply is a means to reaffirm their position and come out stronger in their conviction because of the opposition. The only reason I engage in it at all is because work has slowed down considerably and I have time to kill.

Pragmatically, it's far better to distance yourself from people who stubbornly refuse to exchange ideas fairly and just become obstinate, for the same reason why you don't attend political rallies of the opposing party. They're so entrenched in their idea of "it's my thought so it is sacred and immutable", it's like pushing water uphill.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
'Debate' for a lot of people simply is a means to reaffirm their position and come out stronger in their conviction because of the opposition. The only reason I engage in it at all is because work has slowed down considerably and I have time to kill.

Pragmatically, it's far better to distance yourself from people who stubbornly refuse to exchange ideas fairly and just become obstinate, for the same reason why you don't attend political rallies of the opposing party. They're so entrenched in their idea of "it's my thought so it is sacred and immutable", it's like pushing water uphill.

I'm here for the same reason; we are down to a skeleton crew with very little work. Sure I do have projects, but they are all on hold, except for one, until the economy improves and infrastructure around the world continues. However, I am a lot more masochistic then you are. cool

Stealth Moose
My tolerance was never very high to begin with, and as I grow older, I find it plus my waning interest only works against me.

I should really start bringing books to work.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
My tolerance was never very high to begin with, and as I grow older, I find it plus my waning interest only works against me.

I should really start bringing books to work.

I have a copy of ASME Y14.5 if you want to read THAt. stick out tongue

Stealth Moose
Gesundheit.

I'm still working my way through Fingerprints of the Gods and The Silmarillionl; the former is clearly embellishment and the latter fact.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Gesundheit.

I'm still working my way through Fingerprints of the Gods and The Silmarillionl; the former is clearly embellishment and the latter fact.

Or you could read my graphic novel.

Mindship
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
for the same reason why you don't attend political rallies of the opposing party. Actually, I watch Fox news on a regular basis. "Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer." cool

Plus, Fox has the best looking slu -- er, women, even if 90% of them are cut from the same fake-tan, bleached-blonde mold.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Mindship
Actually, I watch Fox news on a regular basis. "Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer." cool

Plus, Fox has the best looking slu -- er, women, even if 90% of them are cut from the same fake-tan, bleached-blonde mold.

Wow! that's exactly the same reason I watch Fox news. And I thought it was just me. embarrasment

Stealth Moose
I don't know. None of the Fox girls do anything for me. They need a little more upstairs.

But you could make a drinking game out of their buzzwords. Just bring a stomach pump.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I don't know. None of the Fox girls do anything for me. They need a little more upstairs.

But you could make a drinking game out of their buzzwords. Just bring a stomach pump.

You disappoint me!










You should already have a stomach pump. stick out tongue

JesusIsAlive
The greatest story ever told is the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The greatest story ever told is the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

I like Star Wars better.

JesusIsAlive
The gospel is the message of hope in Christ Jesus.

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