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Spill your guts and share your worst memories from a relationship -- why it ended, embarrassing moments, terrible first dates, wretched break-ups, etc. -- here.

I'm going through some tough stuff at the moment and it'd be nice to hear some horror stories to know I'm not alone.

Anyway, have at it.

One night stands suck.

I don't look at past relationships as negative experiences, I look at them as growing/learning experiences. Past experiences made me what I am today, and I love who I am, so yeah...


There was this one time though, I was 17, and my friend Mike was chasing a cheerleader. He finally got a date with her, but her friend wanted to go to, so naturally he asked me to be her blind date.

Mistake.

We picked up the cheerleader first, and I was like DAAAAAAAAMN she's hot, so her friend must be hot also, right?

WRONG......

She looked like she could shut down a buffet by herself, use your imagination.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I don't look at past relationships as negative experiences, I look at them as growing/learning experiences. Past experiences made me what I am today, and I love who I am, so yeah...


There was this one time though, I was 17, and my friend Mike was chasing a cheerleader. He finally got a date with her, but her friend wanted to go to, so naturally he asked me to be her blind date.

Mistake.

We picked up the cheerleader first, and I was like DAAAAAAAAMN she's hot, so her friend must be hot also, right?

WRONG......

She looked like she could shut down a buffet by herself, use your imagination.

Was she like that fat chick in dodgeball during the cheerleading try outs flashback that Justin had?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Was she like that fat chick in dodgeball during the cheerleading try outs flashback that Justin had? And then some. I wouldn't have minded so much if she had been cute, but she was ugly to boot.

SnakeEyes, have at it; tell us the story.



I haven't really had any really bad experiences, but I'm sure some ladies from my past would say that about me.

A guy used me for sex and alcohol, and then he left me. Emotionally stinted.

The jackass.

Some of us learn, with time, that we are happier alone.

He cheated on me with another guy. At his church. Multiple times. mmm

Originally posted by dadudemon
SnakeEyes, have at it; tell us the story.



I haven't really had any really bad experiences, but I'm sure some ladies from my past would say that about me. *holds up curled pinky finger*

Originally posted by Selphie
He cheated on me with another guy. At his church. Multiple times. mmm

That's gay.

Avoiding the heartbreak stories, I'll share my short lived situation with a psycho chick. I met this girl when I was shooting Christmas lights and decor for the news on Candy Cane Lane, some street in Pacific Grove, California. This was right before Christmas of 2005. She was with her mom, who I interviewed on camera. She gave me her number (the daughter, not the mom) and I called her about a week later to see if she wanted to hang out. She came up to my flat, we watched some movie, but mostly chatted. She told me she had fibromyalgia. I was like, whatever. Nothing really happened that night. It wasn't until a few nights later on New Years Eve, she and I went to dinner at some steak house where she stole a steak knife. I was like, wtf?? Then she gave me some of her fybromyalgia pills which made me all high. So we went back to my flat and we started watching a movie, but she ended up getting freaky on me, so we started to have sex. She's told me to be gentle since she had fibromyalgia. We were doing it, her stolen steak knife is in her purse across the room so I knew I was safe, and I was still trippin' on her pills, so things were good..... until right when I went to bust a nut she bit my lower lip, (think of that hospital scene in Kill Bill Vol. 1) I instantly shrunk, but still managed to jiz a load. I was like, wtf??? (Yes, I wore a condom) After that, I totally gave her the cold shoulder and she left at 11:50pm, so I celebrated the rest of the night by myself, which was just fine at that point. At New Years, I took a fat bong rip and watched the ratcoons get frisky outside from my balcony with the sound of fireworks and the ocean in the background. Twas a lovely evening.

A girl I was dating for almost 3 months cheated on me with two guys at a house party on top of a washing machine..............while I was in the hospital undergoing corrective/cosmetic surgery to repair my damaged neck after I got shot in Iraq.

How do I know this? My sister was there and she saw her.

Yeah, I remember you telling me that one.

i'll probably cry if i tell you but i think i will survive...okay this guy i dated for 6 weeks had EVERYTHING! he liked Twilight, the Oregon ducks,the Trail Blazers, and is in band class with me! he likes almost everything i like. so why did i break up with him? i'll tell you on a new comment sheet.

Him liking Twilight is reason enough.

Well he liked Twilight, there's yer problem right there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Him liking Twilight is reason enough.

****

Originally posted by Dyno
Well he liked Twilight, there's yer problem right there.

ok first he NEVER held my hand or hugged me OR kissed me! and it gets worst... he flirts with the girl who stool my crush she knew i like!

Originally posted by Earthlover
he flirts with the girl who stool my crush she knew i like! She shat on him?

We dated for 3 months. He left me....because his mom said my boobs were too slutty....what....the...censored

I'm with a guy I'm pretty sure is devoid of all human emotions. He pretty much just uses me to have someone to tease and talk to all day.

.............................I cant help but laugh at that.....................What do slutty boobs look like anyway?

Pam Anderson boobs? hmm

I'm thinking more like Carmen Electra

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
.............................I cant help but laugh at that.....................What do slutty boobs look like anyway?


I don't know!! Now this happened when I was 15 and I was filling out my D Cup rather well. But damn! Not like I could help it.


She's jealous schmoll

Pics or it never happened.

of what?

Your bewbz, durh.

Ummm...my bewbz are rating PG13

they're X rated

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pics or it never happened.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Ummm...my bewbz are rating PG13

they're X rated


I'll get banned cry

Sissy!!!

I'm getting flashbacks to highschool.

"Show Us Your Boobs!"

cry

haermm Bewbz!!!

you show me your bewbz!

I'm too busy eating fritos.

Dude me too!

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
you show me your bewbz!

Originally posted by Earthlover


im laughing because you know that you have nothing else to do!

I wanna see slutty bewbz.

I refuse to get banned just to show you all my slutty bewbz

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I refuse to get banned just to show you all my slutty bewbz

That's what PM's are for.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I refuse to get banned just to show you all my slutty bewbz

i'll tell you something now that i have slutty boobs.yep not afraid to admit it...

I've never Pmed a strange man my bewbz before....I'm oddly turned on

Kelly showed us her goods once and didn't get even a warning:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Privates/105_44293-1-1.jpg

Just blot out nipples and you're good to go!

Show us those knobs!

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I've never Pmed a strange man my bewbz before....I'm oddly turned on

Yeah, you should totally PM me your bewbz, it's THE turn on of the new decade.

Originally posted by Impediment
Kelly showed us her goods once and didn't get even a warning:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Privates/105_44293-1-1.jpg

Just blot out nipples and you're good to go!

Show us those knobs!


wh-what if her mother saw that! This is the internet!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Yeah, you should totally PM me your bewbz, it's THE turn on of the new decade.


Maybe I should

PM me, too? eyes

Originally posted by Impediment
PM me, too? eyes

And what do I get out of this?

The love of a man who stutters. heartbeat

Very sexy...wow...you guys use to have a thread for women to post their boobs....ok ok I'll PM the bewbz

Edit

I can tell by this face >>>>
That you are indeed serious

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Very sexy...wow...you guys use to have a thread for women to post their boobs....ok ok I'll PM the bewbz

I eagerly await bewbage!

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I can tell by this face >>>>
That you are indeed serious

lol


I removed that post...just in case. Cause...I have big bewbz.

PM'd ya.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I've never Pmed a strange man my bewbz before....I'm oddly turned on
you do realize that im a girl right?

Originally posted by Earthlover
you do realize that im a girl right?

She meant me.

Originally posted by Earthlover
you do realize that im a girl right?


I meant Lance...oh he already wrote that

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I meant Lance...oh he already wrote that

And I am strange.

Originally posted by Earthlover
you do realize that im a girl right?

You're also, supposedly, underage. Can't be sending boob pics to a 14 year old, can we?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're also, supposedly, underage. Can't be sending boob pics to a 14 year old, can we?

You can.....but I would highly recommend not to.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You can.....but I would highly recommend not to.

*stops from pming naked pics to underage girls*

Wha- bu-

MAN! I hate this place *pouts*

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're also, supposedly, underage. Can't be sending boob pics to a 14 year old, can we?

oh come on! didn't we already play the whole under age game back on that other forum?

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
*stops from pming naked pics to underage girls*

Wha- bu-

MAN! I hate this place *pouts*

Such a bummer!

Originally posted by Earthlover
oh come on! didn't we already play the whole under age game back on that other forum?

Yes, no, maybe?

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
*stops from pming naked pics to underage girls*

Wha- bu-

MAN! I hate this place *pouts*

me to my friend...me to...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Such a bummer!



Yes, no, maybe?


lol but I guess i still love you....but this place sucks! If I want to send naked pics of myself then damnit! I should be able to

I thought we could. I've never had a problem. hmm

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
lol but I guess i still love you....but this place sucks! If I want to send naked pics of myself then damnit! I should be able to

True story, I used to have my own forum and we had a section for members confirmed to be 18+ years old, and we had a topic for posting nude pictures of ourselves. The forum was consisted of members who post on KMC.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
True story, I used to have my own forum and we had a section for members confirmed to be 18+ years old, and we had a topic for posting nude pictures of ourselves. The forum was consisted of members who post on KMC.

tripp

Originally posted by LanceWindu
True story, I used to have my own forum and we had a section for members confirmed to be 18+ years old, and we had a topic for posting nude pictures of ourselves. The forum was consisted of members who post on KMC.


lol wow that's crazy

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I thought we could. I've never had a problem. hmm

what about that one guy who posted that pic of that one girl in the shower?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
tripp Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
lol wow that's crazy

It was quite an experience. During the days when we had a lot of sex crazed talks with people on KMC, so we did something about it.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
It was quite an experience. During the days when we had a lot of sex crazed talks with people on KMC, so we did something about it.

So what happened to you MB?

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
So what happened to you MB?

Since it was filled with people on KMC, we ended up just talking more on here and it eventually became a ghost town.

ohh....

It's been swallowed up by the internet monster now, never to be seen again.

Oh...how sad cry

Moment of silence please, for Dark Side Alliance.

This isn't my worst experience, but a pretty embarrassing one.

Went to kiss my ex-girlfriend for the very first time, and I missed...I kissed her eye instead.

That is soooo cute

I was nineteen and kissed a guy after our second date. He had a boner. I broke the kissed and looked at him. He said:

"Well, are you going to stare at me all night or are you going to fix the problem?"

Originally posted by Earthlover
oh come on! didn't we already play the whole under age game back on that other forum?

Since you've stated that you're 14, and we really don't have proof that you are anything other than 14, no one over 18 should send you naked pics.

If they do, even if you say it's okay (but, later, we find out that you're definitely 18 or over), it's still a crime.


http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/07/police_arrest_man_exposing_him.html


It doesn't matter that you are actually over 18 but pretended to be 14: the criminal intent is still there and they person committed the offense, "knowing" that you were a minor. In other words, you can still get in trouble...

Ever watch "To catch a Predator"? I don't...but, from what I hear, they have young looking adults masquerade as underage girls.

Having sex with my roommate's boyfriend in the bunk bed above my best friends whom he was also sleeping with, was not my proudest moment.

And remains to this day, the thing I regret the most.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
That is soooo cute

I was nineteen and kissed a guy after our second date. He had a boner. I broke the kissed and looked at him. He said:

"Well, are you going to stare at me all night or are you going to fix the problem?"



This was just last year...makes it less cute.

And wow...what a douche. I'm betting he had to walk away with his shame?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Having sex with my roommate's boyfriend in the bunk bed above my best friends whom he was also sleeping with, was not my proudest moment.

And remains to this day, the thing I regret the most.

Did you tell her that?




Originally posted by LanceWindu
This was just last year...makes it less cute.

And wow...what a douche. I'm betting he had to walk away with his shame?

Yeah...that's a little stupid of him. I'd have said something like, "can you blame me? You're smokin', babe!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you tell her that?

Nope, she later broke up with him for finding out that he had experimented with guys before her. Plus, she's a *****.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
This was just last year...makes it less cute.

And wow...what a douche. I'm betting he had to walk away with his shame?

No...I fixed the problem.

I got down on my knees and....punched him very VERY hard in the crotch....dickhead

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nope, she later broke up with him for finding out that he had experimented with guys before her. Plus, she's a *****.


lulz


As long as you see it as a mistake and regret it, the past is the past and you shouldn't be crucified for it. Everyone makes relationship mistakes, at one point or another.



Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
No...I fixed the problem.

I got down on my knees and....punched him very VERY hard in the crotch....dickhead


Are...you..........serious?

Did he say it like an a**hole or something? I thought he said it jokingly....

Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz


As long as you see it as a mistake and regret it, the past is the past and you shouldn't be crucified for it. Everyone makes relationship mistakes, at one point or another.






Are...you..........serious?

Did he say it like an a**hole or something? I thought he said it jokingly....

Yep. Plus, I was incredibly drunk...which is why I don't get drunk around men any more. doped

In my defense, he had a really big penis.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
No...I fixed the problem.

I got down on my knees and....punched him very VERY hard in the crotch....dickhead

Oww oww oww! Getting punched in the dick would hurt bad enough, but getting punched while it's hard...ouch!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
In my defense, he had a really big penis.

The only thing I can think about that is: ouch. For the dudes and dudettes...

Yes he was very serious. And he deserved to be punched. You can't just demand a blow job from me. Especially after I had to pay for my on meal. ***** please

Why didn't you just fix the problem? hmm


Edit: Oh well if you had to pay for your meal.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Edit crylaugh Thats AWESOME.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane



Edit: Oh well if you had to pay for your meal.

I know right.
I'm a cheap date. But my blow jobs ain't free

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Yes he was very serious. And he deserved to be punched. You can't just demand a blow job from me. Especially after I had to pay for my on meal. ***** please

Hmm. Interesting.


IMO, it's better to just let things happen. Mother nature takes its proper course with two young adults.

Second date is pushing it...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh Thats AWESOME.


lol


What did you see?

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I know right.
I'm a cheap date. But my blow jobs ain't free McDonalds.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McDonalds.

I'm lovin me some McDs.

Big Mac and Fries...yum

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I'm lovin me some McDs.

Big Mac and Fries...yum I'll even super size it for you. Get it?

Oh yeah...I get it

Ding ding ding winner!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ding ding ding winner!!!

You mean "weiner..."

Originally posted by dadudemon
The only thing I can think about that is: ouch. For the dudes and dudettes...

Naaaaah

Originally posted by dadudemon
You mean "weiner..."




speaking of weiners...I could really go for chilli dogs right now

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
speaking of weiners...I could really go for chilli dogs right now Better bring some knee pads.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
speaking of weiners...I could really go for chilli dogs right now

You want someone to take a crap on your chest and then get frisky with it?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
A guy used me for sex and alcohol, and then he left me. Emotionally stinted.

The jackass.
Isn't it funny, how sometimes ones worst relationship can be another's best. hmm

Got'em!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Isn't it funny, how sometimes ones worst relationship can be another's best. hmm WRONG, dude

Originally posted by dadudemon
Since you've stated that you're 14, and we really don't have proof that you are anything other than 14, no one over 18 should send you naked pics.

If they do, even if you say it's okay (but, later, we find out that you're definitely 18 or over), it's still a crime.


http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/07/police_arrest_man_exposing_him.html


It doesn't matter that you are actually over 18 but pretended to be 14: the criminal intent is still there and they person committed the offense, "knowing" that you were a minor. In other words, you can still get in trouble...

Ever watch "To catch a Predator"? I don't...but, from what I hear, they have young looking adults masquerade as underage girls.

yeah i will totaly send a pic of my boobs to kmc! and while im at it i should go smoke some pot! COME ON! IM MORE MATURE THAN THAT! I ALREADY KNOW THAT THAT KIND OF STUFF IS ILLEGAL I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND!!!

Originally posted by Earthlover
yeah i will totaly send a pic of my boobs to kmc! and while im at it i should go smoke some pot! COME ON! IM MORE MATURE THAN THAT! I ALREADY KNOW THAT THAT KIND OF STUFF IS ILLEGAL I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND!!!

that embarrasment face was sappose to be a mad face

*rolls her a fat joint*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*rolls her a fat joint*

what?

Think about it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*rolls her a fat joint*

no2

well you may not be able to post boobs here... BUT you can post boobs on 4 chan.

just let me know. thanks

What a gyp.

Whats a 4 Chan?

Lame website I think.

oh....Oh.....OH......Hey! I ain't no whore! I don't just hand out pics of my boobs to anyone!

It's like Ken said, my bewbz are for the elite to see

I've seen my share. I dont feel left out.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
oh....Oh.....OH......Hey! I ain't no whore! I don't just hand out pics of my boobs to anyone!

It's like Ken said, my bewbz are for the elite to see

Very true. And I'm elite.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Very true. And I'm elite.

Yes, you are

WooHoo! w00t

Originally posted by LanceWindu
WooHoo! w00t

Bewbz for me. Hehe shifty

All you want

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
All you want

Take your shirt off and leave it off...that's how much I want to see them.

who said I was wearing a shirt?

*RJ exits, stage right* haermm

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
who said I was wearing a shirt?

Oooh, nice.

But then again who said you weren't wearing one either? shifty

haermm<<<<<<<<<<<Best smilie ever

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oooh, nice.

But then again who said you weren't wearing one either? shifty

very true

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
haermm<<<<<<<<<<<Best smilie ever

I like the one I created. "dur"

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I like the one I created. "dur"


I love it!!!

It's ok, but it got overused by others.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Very sexy...wow...you guys use to have a thread for women to post their boobs....ok ok I'll PM the bewbz
I wanna see some bewbz! pleeeeezzz?

Originally posted by magicturtle
I wanna see some bewbz! pleeeeezzz?


you're not elite

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


don't roll those smilie eyes!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


Thought you had your fair share, why you rolling your eyes like your envious? haermm2

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Thought you had your fair share, why you rolling your eyes like your envious? haermm2 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm no, you know better

I know right. durlaugh

im more elite then the word elite! in fact, i dont even elite fits how elite i am! i will now create a new word to fit how elite i am.... and that word isss!!!! etile!! You all will now refer to me as.... etile king!!! and that, is how elite I am
jealous aren't u.... JEALOUS!!!!