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Because if I EVER find the a$$hole that keyed my brand new car I'm going to stuff that key down their wind pipe!!!!!



Is that illegal?

Oh shit, sorry to hear. Do you have any idea who it might've been? Little f*cking teenagers around my parts love to do that to cars, so one time, my friends and I stole their bikes and dropped them off somewhere around 80 miles away. I'd like to think they knew it was us, but since then, they stay the f*ck away from our cars.

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh shit, sorry to hear. Do you have any idea who it might've been? Little f*cking teenagers around my parts love to do that to cars, so one time, my friends and I stole their bikes and dropped them off somewhere around 80 miles away. I'd like to think they knew it was us, but since then, they stay the f*ck away from our cars.


Nope. I got up this morning at 6 am. Walked out to the garage and saw my ruby red 2010 Camaro sitting there. I went to the drivers side and the key went for the front to the back cry

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Nope. I got up this morning at 6 am. Walked out to the garage and saw my ruby red 2010 Camaro sitting there. I went to the drivers side and the key went for the front to the back cry

Damn.

these little punks spray painted my dads work truck once
once long line of pink paitn goin down one side
they did it to a lot of the cars on my street before the cops caught them

the worst of it was, my dads truck is white

I wonder how much this is going to cost meblowup

idk X^D

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/pwned.jpg

wait, whats keying? is it like scratching a car with a key all the way down its body?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/pwned.jpg

And just like that, thread is turned to shit, I honestly wish you were funny. Don't get me wrong, I'm not either, but I don't try to be...

Originally posted by Scythe
And just like that, thread is turned to shit, I honestly wish you were funny. Don't get me wrong, I'm not either, but I don't try to be...


http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/ash6-1-1.jpg

Figures, though the absent minded people will surely get a kick out of the fresh comedy stylings you offer. Three to four years from now, it'll be the exact same thing. Pretty sad.

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/ash6-1-1.jpg

Originally posted by magicturtle
wait, whats keying? is it like scratching a car with a key all the way down its body?


Yeah. You push a key against the car and drag it.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Yeah. You push a key against the car and drag it. How deep is the scratch? This might help:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/how_to/4216365.html

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How deep is the scratch? This might help:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/how_to/4216365.html


They cut me pretty deep. I know a guy in auto body repairs...maybe I can get a dealweep

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
They cut me pretty deep. I know a guy in auto body repairs...maybe I can get a dealweep Did it go past the primer?

I think so. It's like, a deep scratch. Like, the really put some effort into it.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I think so. It's like, a deep scratch. Like, the really put some effort into it. Pic?

They already took the car. I'm just wondering what it's going to cost when he's done. He'll probably take a before pic, I'll have him email it too me. Not that I want to remember my baby in that way weep

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Nope. I got up this morning at 6 am. Walked out to the garage and saw my ruby red 2010 Camaro sitting there. I went to the drivers side and the key went for the front to the back cry



you walked out with your pants on the ground?

Damn. That sucks. I hope the perpetrator gets leukemia and their parents die in their sleep from a gas leak in their house.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
They already took the car. I'm just wondering what it's going to cost when he's done. He'll probably take a before pic, I'll have him email it too me. Not that I want to remember my baby in that way weep Well, if someone in your family is familiar with cars, let them look at it first.

Thanks for all your sweet words of death and illness hug Makes me feel a tad better....until i get the bill blowup

Originally posted by Scythe
And just like that, thread is turned to shit, I honestly wish you were funny. Don't get me wrong, I'm not either, but I don't try to be...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2r22nsw&s=4

It was me...have your way with me awetwitch

You obviously pissed someone off.

Thats gotta suck.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2r22nsw&s=4

That's going on a mug.

http://www.hatersbehatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/simoniz_fix_it.jpg

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You obviously pissed someone off.

Originally posted by shiv
you walked out with your pants on the ground?


If she did that, she'd look like a fool.