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Thanos has supposedly been upgraded since his death. How much longer will he last than last time before being wtfpwned if he tries to fight Squirrel Girl again?

5 seconds.

Thanos begs for his mercy, and gets his heart ripped out... again.

No longer than the last time they met

SQ > T > DS

Originally posted by vansonbee
SQ > T > DS
Who's SQ?

Thanos has Batman run interference, via massive prep and the Batkick, on SQ, and manages to get her in a vulnerable position for a two part cliff-hanger (with the Doctor Who "next time" music playing in the background)...

... and then she kills him at the start of the next issue, spending the rest of the issue trying to get BM to become her sidekick/"Take care of her light-work" so she can go have a spa-day next time, and not have to deal with trivial things like this in the future...

Squirrel Girl let Tippy Toe stomp Thanos this time.

Tippy Toe > MODOK > She Rulk > Rulk > Utau > Thanos
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/1757/modok3ze0.jpg

She doesn't know the meaning of "impossible". No wonder.

I'm almost inclined to believe that SG is an Omega level mutant with the same powers as Gladiator......
But she is infatuated with Squirrels.

She could be Marvel's champion

The Squirrel Supreme

Originally posted by the ninjak
I'm almost inclined to believe that SG is an Omega level mutant with the same powers as Gladiator......
But she is infatuated with Squirrels.

She could be Marvel's champion

The Squirrel Supreme

She is a mutant... obviously the most powerful one there ever existed

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Thanos has supposedly been upgraded since his death. How much longer will he last than last time before being wtfpwned if he tries to fight Squirrel Girl again?

He won't last longer, on the contrary. The more powerful an opponent is the easier it is for SG to kick his nuts!

Squirrel Girl will beat Thanos quicker because she has his measure.

SG again


PS. Quanchi not gonna be happy about this thread lol ^^

Quanchi doesn't understand that SG's power is confidence based.
The time she beat Thanos was definitely canon.

Uatu said himself that Thanos was the real deal and it doesn't matter which reality Uatu is in he always knows what he is talking about.

Thanos wouldn't even try to fight her, he would just run away

thanos last maybe a half second longer than he did the last time they fought

How much of an upgrade does Thanos get?

If it's something like the IG, SG doesn't stand a chance.

If it's just regular amping by his tech, SG would win again.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Quanchi doesn't understand that SG's power is confidence based.

Yeah, its the reverse of Glad's power though. The more confident you are in your ability to defeat a seemingly useless mutant with a squirrel companion the more powerful she becomes. Of course her base level is still high-skyfather so Thanos was ****ed either way.

high-skyfather i personally believe she is top tier trans

Originally posted by SoulDevourer
SG again


PS. Quanchi not gonna be happy about this thread lol ^^ She beats a Thanos clone.Originally posted by the ninjak
Quanchi doesn't understand that SG's power is confidence based.
The time she beat Thanos was definitely canon.

Uatu said himself that Thanos was the real deal and it doesn't matter which reality Uatu is in he always knows what he is talking about. Not the real Thanos.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Thanos wouldn't even try to fight her, he would just run away Lies.Originally posted by Omega Vision
Yeah, its the reverse of Glad's power though. The more confident you are in your ability to defeat a seemingly useless mutant with a squirrel companion the more powerful she becomes. Of course her base level is still high-skyfather so Thanos was ****ed either way. Thanos wins.

On-panel dialogue > your opinion.

At least we are now back to the "it's not the real Thanos" stance. That "it's not canon" bs is out it seems.

I don't see why Quanchi feels its necessary to lowball Squirrel Girl.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I don't see why Quanchi feels its necessary to lowball Squirrel Girl.

It makes himself feel better at night knowing that his fave character didnt get beat.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I don't see why Quanchi feels its necessary to lowball Squirrel Girl.


It is because when the day came when he read that issue he ran into his bedroom and wept for days.
"Screw Uatu he is wrong .....it's a clone Wahhhh!"
Ever since then his wirings been a little loose.

Originally posted by the ninjak
It is because when the day came when he read that issue he ran into his bedroom and wept for days.
"Screw Uatu he is wrong .....it's a clone Wahhhh!"
Ever since then his wirings been a little loose.

rolling

Thanos rapes her

SG uses a strap on and makes Thanos her biatch.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
On-panel dialogue > your opinion. It's not to be taken seriously. I can't help it if jokes fly over your head.Originally posted by Omega Vision
I don't see why Quanchi feels its necessary to lowball Squirrel Girl. How am I lowballing Sg? She beat a clone imo.Originally posted by The Nuul
It makes himself feel better at night knowing that his fave character didnt get beat. I acknowledge Drax cheapshotting Thanos. That's a canon showing to Thanos. I don't pick and choose what I ignore and don't ignore. I use my head.

Thanos ties her at a table and it becomes a free for all rape

Another pointless shit thread

Originally posted by The Nuul
SG uses a strap on and makes Thanos her biatch. Based on what?

Originally posted by Nihilist
Another pointless shit thread Exactly.

Originally posted by quanchi112


Exactly. But then again there has to be something for the trolls to do.

Originally posted by Nihilist
But then again there has to be something for the trolls to do. Oh I know. It's funny and then the trolls will claim I am butthurt when it's them who can't let it go that it's not canon and want to drag it into multiple threads.

Originally posted by Nihilist
But then again there has to be something for the trolls to do.


You two gonna make out now?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh I know. It's funny and then the trolls will claim I am butthurt when it's them who can't let it go that it's not canon and want to drag it into multiple threads. I've noticed certain posters follow you into every thread/Thanos thread and making countless biat threads, and then they call you troll.

Originally posted by the ninjak
You two gonna make out now? No. What's wrong with you? Why are you so upset?

Originally posted by the ninjak
You two gonna make out now? Speaking of trolls.^^^

Originally posted by Nihilist
I've noticed certain posters follow you into every thread/Thanos thread and making countless biat threads, and then they call you troll. I know it's quite funny. Hey quan you're a troll. Then the create multiple threads daring me to post in them so they can say hey quan you're a troll again. It's rather amusing to me anyways.

I'm not but it doesn't matter if the comic was canon.
I'm stating to think that SG is seriously Omega Level.
She is a canon joke character. I think her powers are a serious threat to anyone including THanos
And I agree with pretty much everything you post Quan.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I'm not but it doesn't matter if the comic was canon.
I'm stating to think that SG is seriously Omega Level.
She is a canon joke character. I think her powers are a serious threat to anyone including THanos
And I agree with pretty much everything you post Quan. I think we have to take her seriously in her threads. I still don't see her doing anything to even warrant a problem to Thanos here.

Thanos kills her then makes a Sg burger and eats it

Originally posted by manx422
Thanos kills her then makes a Sg burger and eats it That actually made me giggle.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I think we have to take her seriously in her threads. I still don't see her doing anything to even warrant a problem to Thanos here.


Her wins back her up.
She must be an Omega Level mutant with confidence based skills.
She just is infatuated with squirrels and crazy.

The Squirrel Supreme

She's just not interested in politics and power plays.

Thanos kills her then makes a Sg pizza and eats it

Originally posted by the ninjak
Her wins back her up.
She must be an Omega Level mutant with confidence based skills.
She just is infatuated with squirrels and crazy.

The Squirrel Supreme

She's just not interested in politics and power plays. Not against someone with Thanos' powers.

thanos will squash her

Originally posted by manx422
thanos will squash her We get it already.

Originally posted by quanchi112
She beats a Thanos clone. but maybe that SG was also only a SG clone!

there we go, SG clone beat Thanos clone!

Think Longshot meets Gladiator.
But her powers also seem to negate any obstacle thrown in front of her when she applies her intent on hitting someone, like if Thanos created telekinetic shields in front of her and activated a device to subdue her. The machine would malfunction and a light would flash from her belt and momentarily blind him. Then BAM. She would create an aura similar to Drax's and knock him out.
That is if we take SG's powers seriously

no that was sg beating thanos clone

no no it was only SG clone obviusly!!

SG sucks

Firstly, everyone, stop bashing.

Secondly, another allusion to or mention of rape will cause the person doing so to be warned. There's joking, and then there's crossing the line. No more.

Thirdly, closing a bait/spite thread.