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okay, i know there was the KMC Family a looooooooooooog long time ago, but i dont know if this has ever been brought up before, and since i dont trust the search, im just gonna let things roll
basically the question is... what if KMC were a city?
how would it go for you?
enlighten us all with the answer to these question:

1. What would be your job?
2. Who would you be married to?
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates?
4. What's your street address?
5. Who's your family?
6. Where do you live?
7. Who're your neighbors?
8. What are your hobbies?
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"?
10. Who would be the local celeb?
11. What is the latest gossip?

this is just to have fun, so either be entertained or GTFO!

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
okay, i know there was the KMC Family a looooooooooooog long time ago, but i dont know if this has ever been brought up before, and since i dont trust the search, im just gonna let things roll
basically the question is... what if KMC were a city?
how would it go for you?
enlighten us all with the answer to these question:

1. What would be your job?
2. Who would you be married to?
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates?
4. What's your street address?
5. Who's your family?
6. Where do you live?
7. Who're your neighbors?
8. What are your hobbies?
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"?
10. Who would be the local celeb?
11. What is the latest gossip?

this is just to have fun, so either be entertained or GTFO!

1. i would be the KMC chef,
2.Kathrene Higel
3.none. i like my privacy.
4.1407 ideckaho Dr.
5. I declare steve a 2nd cousin,
6. By a lake in a dence woods
7. RJ,and Ax3l.
8. Part time Drug dealer,
9.Walshy
10. donno.
11. walshy f*cked a duck.... Daffy duck!

1. What would be your job: Something that pays very well.
2. Who would you be married to: Paola and MildPossession.
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates: Paul and Geoff.
4. What's your street address: Dunno
5. Who's your family: Paola (Wife) and MildPossession (Wife).
6. Where do you live: Vancouver
7. Who're your neighbors: Guy, Galan, Mungi and Steverules.
8. What are your hobbies: Sex and lots of it.
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot": Cav9 and Quan.
10. Who would be the local celeb: Geoff
11. What is the latest gossip? Dunno

1. writer
2. Sidney Crosby img05
3. id room with Matr0shka, RogerRamjet, Moosey and jinXed by JaNx
4. 8790 Psycho Avenue
5. gefallen_engel, LanceWindu, and RJ
6. the suburbs
7. solsy, mikeydude, and steverules_2
8. playing games and reading
9. welshy
10. solsy
11. mairuzu just got busted with weed.... again

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
1. writer
2. Sidney Crosby img05
3. id room with Matr0shka, RogerRamjet, Moosey and jinXed by JaNx
4. 8790 Psycho Avenue
5. gefallen_engel, LanceWindu, and RJ
6. the suburbs
7. solsy, Mikeydude , and steverules_2
8. playing games and reading
9. welshy
10. solsy
11. mairuzu just got busted with weed.... again
woo!!!

Nice thread.

Originally posted by mikeydude
1. i would be the KMC chef,


We all die...

im in a culinary arts institute. thank you very much.

Originally posted by mikeydude
im in a culinary arts institute. thank you very much.

So was I, much rather do it as a hobby now and not going to working in another kitchen again.

1. What would be your job: I would be the owner of the local porn DVD shop.
2. Who would you be married to: Milla Jovovich
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates: NA
4. What's your street address: 1224 Up Milla's butt
5. Who's your family: No one
6. Where do you live: Big ass loft by the sea
7. Who're your neighbors: No one for miles
8. What are your hobbies: Milla, porn, Milla, movies, Milla.....
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot": dadudemon is the local bum.
10. Who would be the local celeb: Bardock
11. What is the latest gossip? AC is really a girl.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

11. What is the latest gossip? AC is really a girl.





Nice one....

my dad went to school for cooking for a bit and used to work in a couple restaurants
now hes an electrician

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
1. What would be your job: I would be the owner of the local porn DVD shop.


Cool...I will supply the videos!!!!!

dance

Who're your neighbors: Guy, Galan, Mungi and Steverules. Paul and Geoff included if I am married.

oh yeah, i almost forgot about dadudemon and Scythe mhmm
they probably part of my family or neighbors mmm

No neighbors for me. They'll complain about the sex screams Milla and I make.

Oh yeah, added Marc to neighbors.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No neighbors for me. They'll complain about the sex screams Milla and I make.

Acutally thats just you and your hand!

I'd be married to RJ whilst having an affair with Mikeydude 131 I'm such a whore

Mayor Uzu.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Acutally thats just you and your hand!
ooh burn!

Originally posted by The Nuul
Acutally thats just you and your hand! My hand smackin her ass

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd be married to RJ whilst having an affair with Mikeydude 131 I'm such a whore

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd be married to RJ whilst having an affair with Mikeydude 131 I'm such a whore
you **** 131

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
you **** 131

Thats what I am uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Thats what I am uhuh
and youre proud of it? uhuh

Yes I am

well good for you

I guess so

Originally posted by steverules_2
The chick in my avatar would be RJ's mistress, she's such a whore

Originally posted by steverules_2
The chick in my sig would be on her knees, mouth open, in RJ's bathroom 24/7 Yeah?

Her bewbs may be nice but she could have the ugliest face sly

1. What would be your job? Prolly the city sys. admin.
2. Who would you be married to?: most defintely ABS. She's the only hot chick I know that also likes astro-physics and copious amounts of sex.
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates?: Prolly Kento and RJ.
4. What's your street address? 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
5. Who's your family? My younger brother is probably Steverules.
6. Where do you live? Upper Class neighborhod. We have a pool, pool house, home theater room, game room, etc.
7. Who're your neighbors?: Prolly Steven (Sol) and RJ.
8. What are your hobbies?: Video games, sex, and working out.
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"?: definitely XYZ.
10. Who would be the local celeb?: Raz
11. What is the latest gossip?: ABS is cheating on me with CherryWild.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Her bewbs may be nice but she could have the ugliest face sly

Who Fox? nah her bewbs suck....

I thought he was on about my avatar again

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd be married to RJ whilst having an affair with Mikeydude 131 I'm such a whore
Woooo!!!!
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
oh yeah, i almost forgot about dadudemon and Scythe mhmm
they probably part of my family or neighbors mmm
Me too. Scythe is my other neighbor. And so is acdc.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd be married to RJ whilst having an affair with Mikeydude 131 I'm such a whore
But your my 2nd cousin.......

Originally posted by mikeydude

Me too. Scythe is my other neighbor. And so is acdc.
horrayz

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. What would be your job? Prolly the city sys. admin.
2. Who would you be married to?: most defintely ABS. She's the only hot chick I know that also likes astro-physics and copious amounts of sex.
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates?: Prolly Kento and RJ.
4. What's your street address? 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
5. Who's your family? My younger brother is probably Steverules.
6. Where do you live? Upper Class neighborhod. We have a pool, pool house, home theater room, game room, etc.
7. Who're your neighbors?: Prolly Steven (Sol) and RJ.
8. What are your hobbies?: Video games, sex, and working out.
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"?: definitely XYZ.
10. Who would be the local celeb?: Raz
11. What is the latest gossip?: ABS is cheating on me with CherryWild.

Who's Kento?

Originally posted by mikeydude
But your my 2nd cousin.......


ooooooh yeah, well thats why our children are freaks biscuits

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Who's Kento?

Your evil twin brother

Originally posted by steverules_2
Her bewbs may be nice but she could have the ugliest face sly So put a bag on her head.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So put a bag on her head.
like Scary Movie 2 haermm

1. What would be your job? Entrepreneur.
2. Who would you be married to? Scarlett Johansson.
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates?: N/A
4. What's your street address? 453 Perfect Circle.
5. Who's your family? Dadudemon is my brother. gefallen_engel is my sister.
6. Where do you live? Near the sea, in a wooded area. It's an a-frame cabin with an indoor pool, movie theater room, and fully stocked wet bar.
7. Who're your neighbors?: REXXX, Ushgarak.
8. What are your hobbies?: ATV's, paintballing, watching movies..
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"?: Walshy, of course.
10. Who would be the local celeb?: Raz.
11. What is the latest gossip? RJ has 4 nipples...which lactate.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Who's Kento?


A dude from the Anime and comic book sections.




You'd be the most successful restaurant owner in town: a place I would frequent.


Edit - I definitely want to add Ken as my brother. I think I'm older, so he'd be my yonger brother along with SteveRules.

dadudemon will you be my bodyguard?

i mean your real big and all, better yet you can be the city's bouncer!

i wonder whod own the place where all the shindigs went down... mhmm

Originally posted by mikeydude
dadudemon will you be my bodyguard?

i mean your real big and all, better yet you can be the city's bouncer!

dadudemon so ugly, the tide wouldn't take him out

Ohh thats a dick move.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
dadudemon so ugly, the tide wouldn't take him out


lulface

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
dadudemon so ugly, the tide wouldn't take him out


That doesn't stop you from kissing me, though.

There some new KMC feud I dunno about?

Originally posted by steverules_2
There some new KMC feud I dunno about?
i dunno wtf's goin on either

I know dadudemon is married...or I think he is, unless shes like...his ex-wife or something...

Originally posted by steverules_2
There some new KMC feud I dunno about?

Just an old one that Ahsoka is bringing up because he has no life.

nice.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Just an old one that Ahsoka is bringing up because he has no life.


He?

diva

Originally posted by mikeydude
diva

That ain't no dude

cross-dresser, d00d!

I know you are And I ask you once again to stop sending me pictures of you in your mothers underwear

ohh you silly thing, your thinking of the other mikey.

uhh i mean walshy.

He's a dude who wants to be a chick

nah, welshie only wears thongs and his sisters bra's

and his moms ganny pantys

he likes how the thongs squeeze his nuggets.. or lack thereof

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
nah, welshie only wears thongs and his sisters bra's

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8282/brotherfailpantiesyahoo.jpg

i dont know whether to put or laughcry

I laughed my ass off

i was too... up until i read the answer

Best answer as well apparantly

Thats wrong.

Where does this city get its funding? Are we paying taxes?

thats for the people to decide
same for mayor or president?

I'll run for average joe.

we should hold and election!

I'd lose. I'm not popular enough.

lies!
you are too!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Where does this city get its funding? Are we paying taxes? Communism.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Communism.

I can support that.

http://www.stel.ru/museum/lenin_museum_images/lenin-photo30.jpg

in soviet KMC, thread post in you!

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

Good idea.

1. What would be your job? Unemployed, but ocassionally act at the local theatre
2. Who would you be married to? Single
3. If you're not married, who would be your room mates? Live alone
4. What's your street address? Live in an apartment, as I'm poor and young
5. Who's your family? Outsiders that don't get the community
6. Where do you live? In the city, it's rough at night, but I'm slightly away from it all
7. Who're your neighbors? Everyone else in the flat
8. What are your hobbies? theatre, computer games, going drinking at weekends and having sex with strangers
9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"? Whoever wants to be it, I guess (Tiredhiker)
10. Who would be the local celeb? ...Tiredhiker
11. What is the latest gossip? Lets find out.

Originally posted by dadudemon

9. Who would be the local bum or "village idiot"?: definitely XYZ. We haven't spoken to eachother in over a month.


I'm scared.

So TH is the local celeb and the village idiot?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So TH is the local celeb and the village idiot? Yeah, that a bad thing?

kinda like paris hilton

Ha. you made a funny.

i know i said i hope people get it in the GDT but you didn't have to come in here and point it out you know? you ****

*smacks upside the head*
quiet you!

Why is Welshy even here?

oh yeah im sorry maybe next time ill ask for your permission before doing what i want awehawe

Originally posted by chiaki
http://www.stel.ru/museum/lenin_museum_images/lenin-photo30.jpg

I am the Walrus?

Originally posted by lord xyz
We haven't spoken to eachother in over a month.


I'm scared.


K.

You're obviously trying to say you don't care about me, yet you called me the village idiot after we haven't spoke in over a month and still, you took the effort to reply to that post as welll.

You're such a retard.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You're obviously trying to say you don't care about me, yet you called me the village idiot after we haven't spoke in over a month and still, you took the effort to reply to that post as welll.

You're such a retard.

That's too many words for what I said.

Oh my god!

Stop trying to reconstruct your past humiliations by saying what was said to you.

I know it'll help you sleep, thinking you belong, but it's making me feel sorry for you.

You two should get an E room.

Meh, I'm going back to my flat, got lines to learn.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Oh my god!

Stop trying to reconstruct your past humiliations by saying what was said to you.

I know it'll help you sleep, thinking you belong, but it's making me feel sorry for you.


lulz, not even close. There's a difference between pwning idiots, and too many words. Obviously, you don't know it, yet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You two should get an E room.

lets build a dirty, cocroach infested motel around them heart

hahah

laugh damn you!!!!!

1. Travelling Salesman (shady, like the one in family guy)
2. My job
3. i dunno, I live in my car!!!
4. 100 dumpster drive (my hideout)
5. Raz: Great Great Grandpa, Everyone else: Distant cousins (distant enough for it to be legal )
6. teh ghetto
7. No one, (drove em out with my Loud masturbation)
8. Wheeling, Dealing, Stealing, Porn.
9. ermm idk but def. not me!
10. Jesus!
11. What is the latest gossip?

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
laugh damn you!!!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz, not even close. There's a difference between pwning idiots, and too many words. Obviously, you don't know it, yet. People in the past said you posted too much, so now you think it's wrong to post too much and said I post too much to say "look everyone, xyz is stupid, and since I pointed it out, I'm not stupid"

How did you miss this and instead come up with that inane argument?

bump
who runs the church?

Originally posted by lord xyz
People in the past said you posted too much, so now you think it's wrong to post too much and said I post too much to say "look everyone, xyz is stupid, and since I pointed it out, I'm not stupid"

How did you miss this and instead come up with that inane argument?

I post too much

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
bump
who runs the church?

Matt