The Divine Being Speaks

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Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.


1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president


2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

King Kandy
Ask him how the hell i'm supposed to accomplish all that.

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by King Kandy
Ask him how the hell i'm supposed to accomplish all that.

those are just one of many examples you can choose one.. but let us remember: "Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplish".. evan almighty quote


P.S. to mod can you move this to religious forum

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.


1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president


2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

Have my coffee checked for LSD.

Look for hidden cameras.

Go take a shower and hope the flash back ends soon.

Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by King Kandy
Ask him how the hell i'm supposed to accomplish all that.

well going by the bible most of the people who did all the badass things were just regular people... noah was just some farmer with a bunch of kids, moses was wandering the desert half out of his mind with no money, most of the apostles were workers fishermen and the like apparently if god wants you to do something youll just get the power to do it.

ermmapparently.

Wild Shadow
i think even with Gawd helping you.. their is a great chance of failure since mankind has free will and you dont know his ultimate goal...

you may end up a patsy who gets crucified by the media or killed by the people you are preaching to.

also unless gawd is mind controlling ppl or fixes the elections. i dont think every one can be convinced to vote for you.

i think shaky has got it kinda right ignoring his sarcasm. how much faith does a random person really have even with a divine voice speaking to you...

Darth Jello
Call 911 and tell them I either have a TBI or a tumor.

King Kandy
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
well going by the bible most of the people who did all the badass things were just regular people... noah was just some farmer with a bunch of kids, moses was wandering the desert half out of his mind with no money, most of the apostles were workers fishermen and the like apparently if god wants you to do something youll just get the power to do it.

ermmapparently.
Oh, I get miracle powers? That makes it a lot easier. Might be worth taking the job just for that.

Ms.Marvel
i think only the real special slaves get miracle powers. the regular ones just get thrown into lion pits and stuffs

Wild Shadow
pretty sure Noah still had to work for it.. just like Evan Almighty had to..

i dont think you walk out the house and suddenly ur a loved politician..

you got to drive/walk down to city hall register ect ect.. raise funds,... it would consume your life

Ms.Marvel
or your 3 sons lives in noahs case no expression

Scythe
Things that would go through my mind:

1. Damn I need better locks

2. Did O.J. go through this too?

3. I hate it when my house keeps getting mistaken for Scrooge's

4. I should've payed attention to what he/she/it was saying instead of the other three things.

5. If I have to go out, turn off toaster and oven

6. Blue balls, man. Dick-move.

Then after all that, I'd probably go ahead and do what this Divine Being wants of me, though not correctly, as these days it seems impossible.

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Darth Jello
Call 911 and tell them I either have a TBI or a tumor.

Arnold: its not a tumor.....Quote from kindergarten cop..


Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
or your 3 sons lives in noahs case no expression

i'm confused.. what about the three sons?


@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations

Bardock42
Originally posted by Wild Shadow

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations

Yeah, right.

Mindship
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what do you do? I'd start a KMC thread about it and ask for advice/opinions.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
...i think shaky has got it kinda right ignoring his sarcasm. how much faith does a random person really have even with a divine voice speaking to you...

I wasn't being sarcastic. no expression

Bicnarok
Originally posted by Mindship
I'd start a KMC thread about it and ask for advice/opinions.

Oh eek!

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!!

Just gave all my stuff away and on my way to be SAVED evil face

Symmetric Chaos
I'd check myself into a hospital. If they confirmed I didn't have brain damage or some sort of drugs in my system then I would start considering that God might given me a mission.

dadudemon
I wouldn't being doing any of the items you listed. It is far more likely that I would get the message while asleep, at work, at school, or while driving. I do all of those far more often than any of the items originally listed. (Edit - Pronz, excluded, obviously. lol!)



That said, it wouldn't happen quie like that, either.



Also...

If the Lord said I need to run for president, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that?" I'd start campaigning. If the Lord said that I needed to cure HIV, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that without a graduate level education of microbiology/immunology?" I'd bust open a book. If the Lord asked me to invent cold fusion, I wouldn't ask, "where am I going to get this knowledge." I'd finish by general physics degree, then go to graduate school for nuclear/particle physics.

Finally, and this is my favorite, if the Lord asked me to move a mountain, I wouldn't ask, "Can I have the Jedi Moses Red Sea moving powers?" I'd get a shovel and start digging.

Ms.Marvel
YOU CAN MOVE A MOUNTAIN WITH A SHOVEL???!!!

ArtificialGlory
I'd assume it's this guy messing around again and change the channel.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
YOU CAN MOVE A MOUNTAIN WITH A SHOVEL???!!!


My shovel is made of adamantium and I'm stronger than the Hulk.



Duuuuuuh!






I know you're joking, but just in case, the idea is that I would move the mountain, one shovel-full at a time.

Wild Shadow
you must have strong faith but wouldnt you wonder why he would ask you or order you?

wouldnt you contemplate the morality issues to some of his request or orders?

also like your shovel comment i think that is very spiritual..

jaden101
I'd shout at him/her/it for interrupting my game of MW2 and tell him/her/it to put an egg in his/her/its shoe and beat it.

Tired-Hiker
I'd just say, "Shut up." Then I'd turn Jersey Shore back on.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you must have strong faith but wouldnt you wonder why he would ask you or order you?

The reason would be obvious. The scenario is a hypothetical and the reason would be moot to the actual point being made.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
wouldnt you contemplate the morality issues to some of his request or orders?

Now. Because, at that point, moral aboslutism would exist, and it would so happen that the moral aboslutism would come from the Creator and Master of the uni(multi?)verse.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
also like your shovel comment i think that is very spiritual..

lol

Thanks dude.


The idea is: some people think God has to bend over backwards for them to do something good. That's not the case. You should be bending over backwards to be doing something good. I'm sure God appreciates the extra effort, and the people around you certainly don't mind either.

Red Nemesis
Well, if it was considerate enough to prove (irrefutably (because it is omnipotent, this should be possible)) that it really is Yahwe (or whatever) then I would definitely fulfill its demands, because it would have proven that its moral code is, in fact, absolute.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by dadudemon
My shovel is made of adamantium and I'm stronger than the Hulk.



Duuuuuuh!






I know you're joking, but just in case, the idea is that I would move the mountain, one shovel-full at a time.

laughing

That aint shit, man. I chop down mountains with the edge of my hand smokin'

Mindship
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Well, if it was considerate enough to prove (irrefutably (because it is omnipotent, this should be possible)) that it really is Yahwe (or whatever) ...
What would convince you?

WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.


1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president


2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

1. I'm already a leader.

2. I would ask that voice to providet the means to do such a project. Because I don't have enough money for extra hobbies.

3. No problem....If the State of California pays me for executing a well known repeater murder...I'd gladly turn the switch on. I'm pro Capital Punishment.

thumb up

4. No problem! Money means nothing....a person can always find new friends...Preaching about love will get me new friends.

The IRS? Those guys bug me EVERY damn year! What else is new?!

What do I do? Well, some of it I'm already doing. Now if the voice starts asking me to do other stuff I would gladly ask....What do I get out of it?! Am I getting pay or something?!

Tired-Hiker
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
laughing

That aint shit, man. I chop down mountains with the edge of my hand smokin'
That isn't really shit either. I can think a mountain to death. cool

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
What do I get out of it?! Am I getting pay or something?!

Well all Moses got was a sense of accomplishment, oh, and then he was raped by his daughters.

Robtard
Which is better than being raped by your son, forget the name of the cat in the bible that happened to though.

Edit: It was Noah, his son Ham buggered him while he was passed out drunk. LoL.

WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well all Moses got was a sense of accomplishment, oh, and then he was raped by his daughters.

He got superpowers too!

Great point! I'm game!

Autokrat
Originally posted by dadudemon
The reason would be obvious. The scenario is a hypothetical and the reason would be moot to the actual point being made.



Now. Because, at that point, moral aboslutism would exist, and it would so happen that the moral aboslutism would come from the Creator and Master of the uni(multi?)verse.

Would it come from the Creator himself or would it be that the Creator was revealing something external of itself?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Robtard
Which is better than being raped by your son, forget the name of the cat in the bible that happened to though.

Edit: It was Noah, his son Ham buggered him while he was passed out drunk. LoL.

Right, Noah.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.


1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president


2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

As long as i was convinced that i wasn't hallucinating and that this spirit was righteous and would continue to guide me along my journey then i would certainly follow it's will. I strive to follow God's will as it is. If we knew for a fact though, what God wanted of us, our free will would be a bit compromised. We all want to do great things, eh? I don't think it gets much greater than following the direct instructions of, God.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
That isn't really shit either. I can think a mountain to death. cool


blink

Where the heck does one learn that kind of black magic?

shiv
1-4 and 5 are dead easy



And when I'm done, I might even raise an island with a little sand

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
1. I'm already a leader.

2. I would ask that voice to providet the means to do such a project. Because I don't have enough money for extra hobbies.

3. No problem....If the State of California pays me for executing a well known repeater murder...I'd gladly turn the switch on. I'm pro Capital Punishment.

thumb up

4. No problem! Money means nothing....a person can always find new friends...Preaching about love will get me new friends.

The IRS? Those guys bug me EVERY damn year! What else is new?!

What do I do? Well, some of it I'm already doing. Now if the voice starts asking me to do other stuff I would gladly ask....What do I get out of it?! Am I getting pay or something?!


you dont know whomever you sent to court if they are innocent or not. its a test kinda how gawd had the dude sacrifice his son...

you would be doing the same thing but more modern.... thats why i said friend, family or celebrity... i would think you would have some emotional tie to whomever you sent to court

Tired-Hiker
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
blink

Where the heck does one learn that kind of black magic?

From late night walks in cemetaries. smile

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
From late night walks in cemetaries. smile

do you need to perform necrophilia when walking in the cemetary?

jaden101
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
do you need to perform necrophilia when walking in the cemetary?

What a stupid question...Of course you do...It's not always fun but...Actually i'm lying...It is always fun.

Tired-Hiker
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
do you need to perform necrophilia when walking in the cemetary?

No. It's more of a want than a need.

leonheartmm
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.


1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president


2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

1. see if im dreaming
2. wait 48 hours for any possible drugs to pass out of my system
3. go see a therapist to see if i am under hypnosis or have developed psychzophrenia or a brain abnormality.

aside from these my possible replies wud be as follows

1. avoid him/her-

-"change it to WHAT and WHY?"

2.no do it yourself

-why?

-no mountain big enough for that.

3. no, **** off.

4. if i wanted to do that , i wudnt need your permission or persuasion to do so. in the meantime, find sum1 else to be your *****.

leonheartmm
Originally posted by dadudemon
I wouldn't being doing any of the items you listed. It is far more likely that I would get the message while asleep, at work, at school, or while driving. I do all of those far more often than any of the items originally listed. (Edit - Pronz, excluded, obviously. lol!)



That said, it wouldn't happen quie like that, either.



Also...

If the Lord said I need to run for president, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that?" I'd start campaigning. If the Lord said that I needed to cure HIV, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that without a graduate level education of microbiology/immunology?" I'd bust open a book. If the Lord asked me to invent cold fusion, I wouldn't ask, "where am I going to get this knowledge." I'd finish by general physics degree, then go to graduate school for nuclear/particle physics.

Finally, and this is my favorite, if the Lord asked me to move a mountain, I wouldn't ask, "Can I have the Jedi Moses Red Sea moving powers?" I'd get a shovel and start digging.

aaaah, its not about what your god can do for you, but what you can do for your god!

stupider words were never spoken

Lord Lucien
I think if God actually spoke to someone, he would... shower them in His presence thereby preventing them from doubting. Which of course He would have known they would have.

Wild Shadow
@ leonheartmm

i thought you were a believer in God? why would you respond that way?


@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations


MOD!!!!!!

jaden101
Knowing my luck this would be my meeting with God

dn1DXyHSWsg

overlord
divine beings can speak all they want

it's all a lot of bogus anyway

the universe is god

leonheartmm
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
@ leonheartmm

i thought you were a believer in God? why would you respond that way?


@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations


MOD!!!!!!

what have i ever done which would make you think that was a beleiver?

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by overlord
divine beings can speak all they want

it's all a lot of bogus anyway

the universe is god well what if eternity spoke to you?

Indieboi918
Get stoned and get working smile

Deja~vu
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.


1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president


2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

That once happened to me with the radio. But it wasn't the Alpha Omega talking to me. It was the other guy. Needless to say I was freaked out, jumped on the couch because the message had to do with the floor being evil and sucking me down under. sweat

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Deja~vu
That once happened to me with the radio. But it wasn't the Alpha Omega talking to me. It was the other guy. Needless to say I was freaked out, jumped on the couch because the message had to do with the floor being evil and sucking me down under. sweat what? explain.

Mindship
Originally posted by Deja~vu
That once happened to me with the radio. sweat http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Next_Voice_You_Hear...

"The voice is never heard by the (film) audience."

The scenes alway cut away beforehand. However, for me the impact of the film was the end: when it finally seemed like the film audience would hear the voice, there's silence. Why? Because it was the 7th day, and God rested.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what? explain.

You are talking to Deja~vu. laughing

Mindset
Ask him to help me beat Halo on Legendary.

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are talking to Deja~vu. laughing whats wrong with that? confused

Deja~vu
There's nothing wrong with that! I'm nornal and stuff. LOL

Yet that did happen once. However, I learned my lesson. Never listen to the radio, it lies!

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by jaden101
Knowing my luck this would be my meeting with God



i was just thinking about your video, i dont know what i would do if God spoke to me in that way... my natural response is to hit him and think about how much of a prick he is... my next thought would be maybe he is right and i am a failure of some kind but how big of a F$@# up do i need to be for god to take it personally...
its on like donkey kong
then i be wondering he cant be god.... hmmm... if i am convinced he is i might have an emotional breakdown... but i probably say F#@$# him and the cloud he walked on its war in the afterlife for him talking to me like that, i dont give a F$#$.. give me my horns and hooves and batwings

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