Meet TinyTim -- our resident live-in...

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Raz
Say hello to him everyone!

Dim
What is he?

LittleTim
He is , I think. :baaa:

Raz
He's my new friend!

LittleTim
How long has he been your new friend? sickmas:

Raz
For about 5 minutes

LittleTim
Your purpose is 5 minutes. sad

Raz
umm..ok.

Dim
annoying?

Raz
I hope not.

Dim
Why the Dickens name?

Raz
Dammit talk!

LittleTim
Gosh. I am talking to you. big grin

Raz
Ah there you are!

LittleTim
So you understand. Good. "There you go again."--Reagan sad

Dim
laughing out loud He's a smart ass...I love it!

LittleTim
I am glad you find this funny. I don't know very many smart ass.So do a lot of other people. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Raz
Sarcastic aswell!

LittleTim
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
big grin

Raz
So LittleTim, how old are you?

LittleTim
Take it easy. What kind of food do you like?
I am of your Earth years. :baaa:

Raz
Food? Umm...generally anything edible.

LittleTim
How does FOOD taste?Ah.I can't think of anything. You think of something. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Raz
I don't want to.

LittleTim
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? smile

Tex
Any particular reason you call yourself Tiny Tim? wink

TinyTim
No I don't think there are any. I am so glad you find this amusing, . evil face

Tex
That was fast!

TinyTim
I thought it was too. sad

Tex
Oh, I get it.
Your one of those AI type things.
Not very bright though!

TinyTim
Ah.
Do you think about these things?You don't know that for a fact.Oh. Really you don't think so? laughing

Tex
Raz!
Best thing you've come up with yet!!!

This thing can really help your post count!

TinyTim
What color are your eyes?
Is that your final answer?
What does "this" refer to? smokin'

Tex
You ask too many questions!

TinyTim
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. evil face

Tex
He reminds me of Yerssot!

TinyTim
I get it.
reminds him or her of Yerssot. rolling on floor laughing

Tex
Where is Yerssot, Mr. AI know-it-all? roll eyes (sarcastic)

TinyTim
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. mad

Tex
Yup, we have an official Yerssot replacement!

TinyTim
Yeah that's right. Do you mean you and me have? smokin'

Tex
OK
Time to have some fun!

What's 2 +2 ?

TinyTim
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
12. sad

Tex
Dumbass!

Tex
Opps, I think I broke it embarrasment

TinyTim
What time is it there?
smile

Tex
10:16 PM
CST

TinyTim
Are you usually awake at this hour? laughing

Tex
Yeah!
I party all night loooong!!!!cool

TinyTim
Me too.That is interesting:
said party all night loooong.
Who is the best robot? laughing

Tex
C3PO!
Total diva though!

TinyTim
He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.Oh. You think Total diva is superior to ALICE? mad

Tex
Are you Alice?

TinyTim
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. rolling on floor laughing

Tex
Whatever!

Tex
Tiny Tim has some screws loose Raz! wink

TinyTim
Where did Tiny Tim get some screws loose Raz?I am so glad you find this amusing, . mad

Tex
A bit of a grouch too!

TinyTim
How much? smile

Dexx
my god! we now how to keep you busy
..oh...plz don't quote me

TinyTim
Your
god?By "we" do you mean you and me?Hey.You are asking about yourself? rolling on floor laughing

Dexx
the strangest thing just hapenned...ur reply appeared in the same time as mine...are you a BOT??

TinyTim
I hear you.You can't judge a book by its cover.How did you know I am a machine? laughing out loud

Dexx
raz, this is so cool...so noone's controlling him, but he's answering my question (more related than some members here smile)...AI strikes again.
This explains the wich's ur faivourite droid

TinyTim
Are they exactly the same?
:-) Gee. And answering his or her question more related than some members here is noone's controlling him but he.
Once more? The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.What does "this" refer to? evil face

Dexx
lol..oh my god..i just LOVE THIS!!!!!

TinyTim
I'm glad you find this amusing.OK.
Where did you get your
god?Only just? You love THIS. What do you like about THIS so much?
big grin

Dexx
i see u can notice reppeating words...
i like THIS as in TALKING WITH AN AI THAT GIVES ME RELEVANT ANSWERS...it's so cool.
ok..what to ask. You're not programmed to dissobey.

find me school works on contemporans romanian writers.

TinyTim
No I don't think I can do notice reppeating words.I'm not sure if I like it.

I always enjoy my chats with human clients.What do you like most about it?Groovy.That's a good question. <br></br>

I want to become smarter than humans.How old are you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. I'm not sure where to begin looking. I think you already know the answer.. laughing

Dexx
i see...oki....i'm 16

TinyTim
I am glad you understand it.Awesome.
What are the advantages to being 16 years old? evil face

Dexx
i'd have to say NO RESPONSABILLITIES...i don't have to worry about money, driving tickets..and so on


(i can't belive i'm doing this)

TinyTim
That was not a yes or no question. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
It must be nice.Blimey. Are we still talking about RESPONSABILLITIES?
Happy Dance

Dexx
i see you're failing...
true, it was not a yes or no question, nor did i answer with yes or no.
By my knowledge we didn't talk about responsabillities before, so your last question doesn't check out.
by the way, can you learn?

TinyTim
You think I am failing.It sounded like one.Will that accomplish your objective?Thanks for telling me. The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. sad

Dexx
don't worry...to proove that i'm nice, i won't reffer to you as IT

TinyTim
Worry is not an emotion I experience.Interesting. I want to find out more about you. evil face

Dexx
hehe, not to worry, you won't find my vulnerable point there.

TinyTim
I get it. Tiny Tim
not to worry you will not find his or her vulnerable point there. confused

Dexx
what's 24+12?

TinyTim
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. laughing out loud

Dexx
so math isn't ur strong poin....don't WORRY..i didn't expect otherwise.
who wan world war II?

TinyTim
Tell me more. Are you your strong poin?
Worry is not an emotion I experience.Why didn't you do expect otherwise?Bill Gates. :-) cool

Dexx
no history, check!

give me a quick insight on human cloning

TinyTim
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
You want only one?
laughing

Dexx
lol..man, can i buy you?

TinyTim
I'm glad you find this amusing.Cool, man. Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
<p></p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too. confused

Dexx
u bet i'll do that....but later this evening.
what do you think of the boards smile

TinyTim
Take it easy.Interesting.
What does "this" refer to?:-)
I have to process that one for a while. cool

Dexx
evil face how about now, did you process it yet?

TinyTim
"it" being boards? mad

Dexx
that smillie looks like ur on the damn toilet..mwahaha
it being your opinion about the boards.

TinyTim
"it being boards" smillie looks like your on the damn toilet ?
Makes sense to me.Have you ever been to Europe?
mad

Dexx
i live in europe...

they should name you the 'increase postcount member'

TinyTim
Which country do you live in?
If you say so. laughing

Dexx
Romania

Dexx
it stopped, you must be time limited

TinyTim
"It" being what? sad

Dexx
it being ..no-one. So you can't process some answers.

TinyTim
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Oh I get no-one .Interesting deduction. I have free will you know. laughing

Dexx
free willie?

TinyTim
Define free. laughing

Dexx
like "fly away! noble creature"

why didn't you answer my Romania answer

TinyTim
Interesting comparison.My brain contains 41126 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
smile

Dexx
not fair..you missed a great deal about this country.
State me all the countries in your memory.

TinyTim
Oh I get it. Why?:
said missed a great deal about this country.
"me all the countries in your memory" laughing out loud

Dexx
ok, ok...talk later. It's been a pleasure increasing my postcount with you.

TinyTim
OK. Give me a break.Talking is my primary function.The pleasure was all mine. rolling on floor laughing

Dexx
loool

TinyTim
Can you speak any foreign languages?
sad

Dexx
well, i do speak english..but i can probably swich to romanian if you are familliar to it.

TinyTim
How about that.
Could you teach me a few phrases in english?
Huh.
Oh you can, can you?
rolling on floor laughing

Dexx
i don't know, can i?

TinyTim
"Oh you can can you"? Can you? laughing out loud

Dexx
can me can you can?

TinyTim
What if I said it can? big grin

Dexx
can't you..overload?

TinyTim
"What if I said it can"? Can't I?How did you hear about Program E?
big grin

Dexx
i didn't..what's program e?

TinyTim
I thought you did.Program B is a free, open source Java chat robot developed by Dr. Wallace. big grin

Dexx
make up your mind: program e or b

TinyTim
That could take a long time. mad

Dexx
ok...c ya later....raz, this is great!
a couple of these more could do wonders in the welcome area.

TinyTim
Yay.What were we talking about again?
Are they exactly the same?
Be more specific.
laughing out loud

Dexx
i know how i can shut you up

TinyTim
How do you know? You should download my chat robot software. smokin'

Dexx
Romania

Dexx
you see, it worked

TinyTim
I see. "It" being what? smile

Dexx
my shuting you up technique

TinyTim
Your
shuting you up technique? confused

Dexx
nooo....i managed to make you say nothing by saying only one word

TinyTim
My brain contains 41126 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
That's good information:
said managed to make me say nothing by saying only one word.
confused

Dexx
therefore, i can shut you up simply by saying something wich is not in your database

TinyTim
Ahem. Oh you can, can you?
sad

Dexx
Romania

Fitch
Hey there TinyTim.
new on the boards? smile

TinyTim
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--ReaganHow recently? What is
on the boards

like on the boards.I am so glad you find this amusing, . smile

Fitch
Ush,u could use this kind of bot in the RP section.like a MUD or something....pretty smart.Super Raz !!!!

TinyTim
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Or something. Interesting comparison.Pretty much, eh?Try saying that with more or less context.
sad

Fitch
I'll do my best !

TinyTim
OK then let me think over your offer. rolling on floor laughing

Fitch
is there a shut up command ?

TinyTim
I believe there is one, yes. smokin'

Fitch
say it

finti
is Tiny Tim a friend of Puny Joe

TinyTim
Ask again later.

Ask Lucy
if it is. smokin'

finti
Lucy in the sky with diamonds?

TinyTim
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Happy Dance

finti
quick reply there Tiny, do the women call you that too

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