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The luxury liner Poseidon has capsized, thanks to a rouge wave. Crap. Now you gotta make it off the boat before it sinks.

The characters involved in the escape are:

1. Jackson Curtis (John Cusack - 2012)
2. Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson - Snakes on a Plane)
3. El Wray (Freddy Rodriguez - Grindhouse: Planet Terror)
4. Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mirta - Doomsday)
5. Liu Siu-jian (Jet Li - Kiss of the Dragon)
6. Danny Fisher (John Cena - 12 Rounds)
7. Mia Torretto (Jordana Brewster - Fast and Furious)

The objective is simple: Get the hell off the ship.

Bit of a weird cast.....Why El Wray?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bit of a weird cast.....Why El Wray?

Easy. I prefer Planet Terror over Death Proof.

Wait................what?

Is this a Gauntlet thread?

Curtis makes it on account of being probably the luckiest man in the history of the world. Anyone who can survive a supervolcana whilst standing about a mile away from it must have a higher power on his side.

I dont like this thread.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dont like this thread.

See how it feels?!

Originally posted by Blinky
See how it feels?! Just confused. What good are El Wray or Jet Li's character to you here?

I could give 2 shits about this thread. Just busting yer balls.

I know. But still, El Wray? Whats he gonna do, shoot the wave?

Ok, I'm bored , so I'll answer that. Ummmmmm well.... wasn't that spico uber-fast? Plus he "never misses"... so maybe he jumps right into a lifeboat from the ship's hull -- he's safe.

Who gives a shit?

Nah, he wasnt uber fast.

He seemed pretty fast, he was able to slice up zombies with knives and successfully avoid their infected blood splatterings.

He was fast, but not "uber" fast.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dont like this thread.

You're just annoyed because you've been trying to get the entire 1st page filled with your crap VS threads and now someone has ruined it by posting a new one.

John Cena gives it the FU.

Effective Immediately, I am switching up the cast and adding some more victims, er-volunteers.

1. Jackson Curtis (John Cusack - 2012)
2. Danny Fisher (John Cena - 12 Rounds)
3. Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford - Patriot Games)
4. Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mirta - Doomsday)
5. Carrie Stetko (Kate Beckinsale - Whiteout)
6. Chance Bordreaux (Jean-Claude Van Damme - Hard Target)
7. Alice Abernathy (Milla Jovovitch - Resident Evil)
8. John McClaine (Bruce Willis - Die Hard)
9. Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson - Taken)

Surely someone like Kit Latura (Stallone in "Daylight" should be on the list.

I still don't understand why you're putting people who are good at fighting or with guns.

I also don't understand your initial premise of "Now you gotta make it off the boat before it sinks."

Do we have to pick one of these people to help us? Or are we just saying which of those people would survive and which wouldn't?

What about Treat Williams in "Deep Rising"

This thread is a mess.

Add in Gizmo the Mogwai, he has as much a right to be in this thread as the rest.

Never saw the film. What's so dangerous about the situation besides a sinking ship? Are there terrorists, monsters, wild animals, aliens, etc. on it?

Poseidon? Nothing, the ship is turned over, they have to escape. blah blah blah.....

Cena dies first because he does