Jason Bourne runs the Gauntlet

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Snafu the Great
The world's most badass superspy has to run the gauntlet. Ten matches.

* means weapons enabled.

1. John Cutter
2. Frank Martin*
3. Takuma Tsurugi (Sonny Chiba - The Street Fighter series)
4. The Jackal*
5. Colonel Stuart
6. Mai Lihn
7. Chance Bordreaux
8. Liu Siu-jian (Jet Li - Kiss of the Dragon)
9. Emil Fouchon and Pik van Cleaf (Lance Hendriksen and Arnold Vosloo - Hard Target)*
10. The Twins (Cyril Raffeli and Didier Azoulay - Kiss of the Dragon)

Darth Martin
Stops at Martin. Why are the Die Hard villains ranked so high?

Rogue Jedi
Good question.

Placidity
Don't remember Martin being that good with weapons.

Rogue Jedi
You serious?

Snafu the Great
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Stops at Martin. Why are the Die Hard villains ranked so high?

Because they gave McClaine so much shit in the movies.

Darth Martin
Martin would solo both.

Rogue Jedi
Hell yeah he would, he pwn them at the same time.

DarkNemesis
I'm echoing RJ and DM's thoughts.

Frank should be MUCH higher on that list, same with Tsuguri. They should definitely come after Jackal and the Die Hard villains, possibly Chance too.

And Placidity, here are some of Frank's fights:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c7G_4iYoEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aD44BRn_cs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvPxP0Lpbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgSZTqR6hLU

The guy was DEFINITELY good with weapons. Like Bourne, he can literally use anything as a weapon.

Robtard
Bourne clears, he's far more lethal than the rest of those pillow-biters.

Rogue Jedi
Moreso than 8? Dude:

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8 would rape Bourne.

Robtard
Those guys were French, Bourne would have taken all out with one hit a piece.

Rogue Jedi
Missing the point, he took them ALL on. There were like 40 of them, all armed.

One Free Man
bourne killed a man with a ballpoint pen... HA.

KingD19
Martin would do the same thing, and be a lot more stylish about it.

One Free Man
but he didn't. Screen feats, people.

Robtard
Originally posted by KingD19
Martin would do the same thing, and be a lot more stylish about it.

If by 'stylish' you mean 'homoerotic', sure, I'll give him that over Bourne.

KingD19
^Lol, Bourne still stops at Martin.

Robtard
Originally posted by KingD19
^Lol, Bourne still stops at Martin.

Stops, quickly assesses his opponent and then proceeds to beat him to death with a rolled-up magazine, book, towel etc. etc. etc.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by One Free Man
but he didn't. Screen feats, people. By screen feats, 8 pwns them all, hard.

KingD19
You shoulda put Ip-Man and Tony Jaa on here.

Rogue Jedi
Tony Jaa and 8 would be a good fight.

One Free Man
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
By screen feats, 8 pwns them all, hard. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm

Rogue Jedi
Ass rape, dude.

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