Omegle.

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One Free Man
Couldn't find the thread. SO sue me. Or upgrade the search engine.

You: WTF
Stranger: m or f
You: ooooh I prefer f
You: uck
Stranger: good, so ur a guyy than=pd=
You: No
You: hermaphrodite
You: I have both
You: only I poo through one
You: so go figure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bardock42
I request closing of the thread and a two week ban.

LanceWindu
I concur.

One Free Man
If you don't want off topic and want to be an elitist smartass, get out of the OT forum.
Me asking people to light their balls on fire:

You: Greetings earth creature.
Stranger: Greetings
You: We are zork. Our civlization is dying
Stranger: OH NO! sad
Stranger: That makes me die inside.
You: millions of advanced creatures capable of knowledge that could save your planet from your *smirk* threat of polution.
You: We require your help
Stranger: I shall help.
You: I need you to coat your balls in gasoline and light them on fire. Then upload a video of this act to youtube for my entertainment.
You: only then shall the earth, and our civilization be saved.
Stranger: Unfortunately, i do not have balls.. :'(
You: Do you have a pet?
Stranger: No. It got abducted by a zork.
You: well.
You: since you lack the necessary ingredients for our salvation.
You: goodbye.

Peach
You obviously didn't search very well, considering that it took me all of one try to find the one that already exists.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=506385

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