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Delph spends a week training Zod on how to deliver a proper pimp slap. After that week Zod dips his hand in the sun for 24 hours straight. He then challenges Thanos to a pimp slapping contest for 10 bouts. They will be judged on technique, form, skill, and power. Their durability is equaled here and they're completely rejuvenated after each slap. Who wins?!

Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Zod wins.

Thanos kneels before Zod.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Zod wins.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Zod wins.

And would it be even if a black man drew Thanos?

Thanos wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.
Shame on you, doubting Delph's prowess. sneer

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
And would it be even if a black man drew Thanos?
How black?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Shame on you, doubting Delph's prowess. sneer Why would I put myself in favor of delph?

Yeah but Zod was played by Terrance Stamp.
And Thanos looks like that guy who played Mac from Predator...Bill Duke.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Yeah but Zod was played by Terrance Stamp.
And Thanos looks like that guy who played Mac from Predator...Bill Duke.
Wasn't Mac played by Jessy Ventura?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Wasn't Mac played by Jessy Ventura?

Nah he was Blaine.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Nah he was Blaine.
Oh that's right. Its been a while since I've seen that movie and Jessy Ventura's character looked and acted like someone who'd be called Mac (a bit like a truck-driver).

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.

I need pimp slapping feats!

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I need pimp slapping feats! Hulk/Drax. That's the ultimate pimp slap.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thanos kneels before Zod.

That is soooo wrong!
Thanos would pimp slap Terrance Stamp after saying that!

Is there really need for a debate? No force in existence can withstand getting slapped the f*ck up by a sun-dipped mack hand. Particularly when either Curtis Mayfield or Isaac Hayes music is being played in the background.

That's just physics, muthaf*cka.

Word is bond.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Dude, black guys got nothing on Thanos. He is PURPLE, the very colour of PIMP.
Mad Titan stomps.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Is there really need for a debate? No force in existence can withstand getting slapped the f*ck up by a sun-dipped mack hand. Particularly when either Curtis Mayfield or Isaac Hayes music is being played in the background.

That's just physics, muthaf*cka.

Word is bond.
I heard that Delph is one bad--

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I heard that Delph is one bad--

Shut yo mouth!

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Shut yo mouth! ...

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Shut yo mouth!
I'm only talkin bout Iladelph.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I'm only talkin bout Iladelph.

Shaft dude.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I'm only talkin bout Iladelph.

I can dig it