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Anti-Gay Lawmaker Reportedly at Gay Club Before DUI Arrest

A California state senator who reportedly has voted against every gay rights measure since he took office eight years ago was charged with driving under the influence on Wednesday, reportedly after leaving a gay nightclub in Sacramento.

A California state senator who reportedly has voted against every gay rights measure since he took office eight years ago was charged with driving under the influence on Wednesday, reportedly after leaving a gay nightclub in Sacramento.

Sen. Roy Ashburn, a Republican from Bakersfield, was spotted driving erratically at about 2 a.m. Wednesday in downtown Sacramento, officials said. He was arrested after taking a sobriety test, and he was taken to Sacramento County Jail, where he was administered a blood-alcohol test prior to being booked and released.

He was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 percent or higher.

Ashburn, a 55-year-old father of four, apologized for his actions.

"I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment," he said in a statement. "I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me -- my family, my constituents, my friends, and my colleagues in the Senate."

He was arrested after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, according to cbs13.com. A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained, the TV station reported.

A spokesman for Ashburn declined to comment to FoxNews.com regarding the nightclub allegations.

Ashburn, who served in the state Assembly from 1996 to 2002 before he was elected to the Senate, has voted against every gay rights measure since he became a senator, according to Project Vote Smart, a Web site that tracks voting records.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/04/anti-gay-lawmaker-reportedly-gay-club-dui-arrest/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed& amp;utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fpolitics+%2
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... Clownshoe?

Lulz

What a shock. sarcmark

Yes, I know the sarcmark is not in our image list, but it should be!

Originally posted by NemeBro
... Clownshoe?

A silly bastard.

Yer a bastard.

Originally posted by Robtard
He was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 percent or higher Silly Californians.

Originally posted by Quark_666
Silly Californians.

Say that to people who lost relatives because of drunk drivers. There's really no excuse.

... I don't think he was saying being Californian excused him.

Originally posted by NemeBro
... I don't think he was saying being Californian excused him.

I took it has be was saying California's drinking laws were silly, in regards to drunk-driving.

They listed "driving under the influence" and "driving with a blood alcohol level of 0.08 or higher" as "two misdemeanors" when it's the same crime. I thought I'd just have to post that part and somebody would explain why those are two separate misdemeanors, but I actually have to explain my confusion because you're tedious and pathetic. What a paradigm shift. I can usually sit back and eat popcorn while you insult the tedious and pathetic people...

It's cause california is stupid. and they're bankrupt so they need two tickets.

Drinking laws should be determined by ethnicity.

For instance:
Irish people drive better when drunk, so we should legally be fined when driving SOBER.

Jewish people's driving couldn't get worse, so why bother?

Originally posted by One Free Man
It's cause california is stupid. and they're bankrupt so they need two tickets.

Drinking laws should be determined by ethnicity.

For instance:
Irish people drive better when drunk, so we should legally be fined when driving SOBER.

Jewish people's driving couldn't get worse, so why bother? See? This guy knows what I'm talking about. Lol.

Originally posted by Quark_666
They listed "driving under the influence" and "driving with a blood alcohol level of 0.08 or higher" as "two misdemeanors" when it's the same crime. I thought I'd just have to post that part and somebody would explain why those are two separate misdemeanors, but I actually have to explain my confusion because you're tedious and pathetic. What a paradigm shift. I can usually sit back and eat popcorn while you insult the tedious and pathetic people...

Here you go, calm the **** down.

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d11/vc23152.htm
http://www.shouselaw.com/vc-23152b.html

You're welcome.

Originally posted by Robtard
Here you go, calm the **** down.

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d11/vc23152.htm
http://www.shouselaw.com/vc-23152b.html

You're welcome. Sorry I've had a bit of a temper all day. Didn't mean to go insane.

I bet he got a lot of action, being a homophobe and all.

Originally posted by Ordo
I bet he got a lot of action, being a homophobe and all.

Probably had to pay for it, like Haggard.

His defense:

"I wasn't drunk! The only thing I had to drink the entire night was cock!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Lulz

What a shockhttp://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/sarcmarc.jpg

Yes, I know the sarcmark is not in our image list, but it should be!

Done.

Originally posted by Robtard
These always make me laugh.

Anti-Gay Lawmaker Reportedly at Gay Club Before DUI Arrest

A California state senator who reportedly has voted against every gay rights measure since he took office eight years ago was charged with driving under the influence on Wednesday, reportedly after leaving a gay nightclub in Sacramento.

A California state senator who reportedly has voted against every gay rights measure since he took office eight years ago was charged with driving under the influence on Wednesday, reportedly after leaving a gay nightclub in Sacramento.

Sen. Roy Ashburn, a Republican from Bakersfield, was spotted driving erratically at about 2 a.m. Wednesday in downtown Sacramento, officials said. He was arrested after taking a sobriety test, and he was taken to Sacramento County Jail, where he was administered a blood-alcohol test prior to being booked and released.

He was charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 percent or higher.

Ashburn, a 55-year-old father of four, apologized for his actions.

"I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment," he said in a statement. "I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me -- my family, my constituents, my friends, and my colleagues in the Senate."

He was arrested after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, according to cbs13.com. A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained, the TV station reported.

A spokesman for Ashburn declined to comment to FoxNews.com regarding the nightclub allegations.

Ashburn, who served in the state Assembly from 1996 to 2002 before he was elected to the Senate, has voted against every gay rights measure since he became a senator, according to Project Vote Smart, a Web site that tracks voting records.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/04/anti-gay-lawmaker-reportedly-gay-club-dui-arrest/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed& amp;utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fpolitics+%2
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What a phag.

Originally posted by meep-meep
What a phag.

Actually have a little respect for this guy, unlike guys like Ted Haggard who blame-shift and claim "the devil made me do it" and "I've been cured", after two weeks. This guy simply says, "Okay, I have no excuse, I love the cock."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=58665

Originally posted by jaden101
Done.

*bows*

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually have a little respect for this guy, unlike guys like Ted Haggard who blame-shift and claim "the devil made me do it" and "I've been cured", after two weeks. This guy simply says, "Okay, I have no excuse, I love the cock."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=58665
Hmm that's pretty interesting...

And another one:


Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with "rent boy"

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-05-06/news/christian-right-leader-george-rekers-takes-vacation-with-rent-boy/2

In a nutshell, a very anti-gay Christian Right Leader gets caught being a homo. He claims he went to a gay-escort online site, filled with gay pornography, only for the purpose of hiring a young guy (with the tags "tight firm ass and perfect 8-inch uncut cock" to help him carry his baggage during his vacation.

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually have a little respect for this guy, unlike guys like Ted Haggard who blame-shift and claim "the devil made me do it" and "I've been cured", after two weeks. This guy simply says, "Okay, I have no excuse, I love the cock."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=58665
You would respect that. Phag.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You would respect that. Phag.

He's a ****, but I respect honesty, unlike the others who blame-shift or make pathetically sad lies.

Say hello to your mother for me, aight.

imgay

This guy said he needed the help to "carry his luggage..."

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually have a little respect for this guy, unlike guys like Ted Haggard who blame-shift and claim "the devil made me do it" and "I've been cured", after two weeks. This guy simply says, "Okay, I have no excuse, I love the cock."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=58665

Actually, I respect Haggard a lot more. At least he came up with something that fit in with his persona and what he does for a living. But the other guy just threw in the towel and admitted to being a cock-fiend. Nah man, sorry. I don't respect that. He should have been a politician and came up with something. I mean if I was to rob a bank, I 'd rather do it with Ted Haggard, who if caught, could think of shit off the fly. Not some fool who stool-pigeons on you at the first threat of a sentence.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
imgay

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u83/jst8761/gy/g0206.jpg

Ah, I see, all makes sense; this guy's a maverick. More anti-gay religious leaders should go to gay-escort sites for the purpose of hiring porters and then try to turn them straight through the powers of scripture. It's genius, actually.

Sad thing, you many many who follow this guy will believe him.

This guy and James Dobson founded the 'Family Research Council', I'm pretty sure Dobson is in the closet too.

God bless him I knew he wasn't a sinner my faith in him is restored

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Actually, I respect Haggard a lot more. At least he came up with something that fit in with his persona and what he does for a living. But the other guy just threw in the towel and admitted to being a cock-fiend. Nah man, sorry. I don't respect that. He should have been a politician and came up with something. I mean if I was to rob a bank, I 'd rather do it with Ted Haggard, who if caught, could think of shit off the fly. Not some fool who stool-pigeons on you at the first threat of a sentence.
That's right! When election season comes, I always vote for whoever seems more like a dangerous criminal to me.

Originally posted by King Kandy
That's right! When election season comes, I always vote for whoever seems more like a dangerous criminal to me.

Winners never quit, quitters never win.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Winners never quit, quitters never win.

Platitude man to the rescue!

Reaction formation is alive and well.