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Mine said:

Hope u hav had a vud one. Wat we do 4 ea? I cn make burgers

My last one was ''I miss u lotz''

Girls are so annoying

Mine's boring:

Oh. Lol

@ k
Awww haha

@ Ken
Dude I thought it was entertaining haha

Angelica: "Chima is a mexican nickname."

I haven't got a text for a while. Ghey.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I haven't got a text for a while. Ghey. pwned.

I don't do phones

mine was: How's Aydin?

Mine was:

Are you okay?

Have u been reading ur clues? Visit mobilequizclub.com now 2 take ur weekly quiz and compare ur results with ur friends! Msg&data rates may apply
im always getting spam texts

"gratuluje "

A Twitter update from Taylor Lautner.
"Haven't been on here in a while! Ha Ha."

Mine was:

SUP NINJAR?

... yup bad spelling and all lol

Yeah? What color?

the bookstore

Just got done showering and now I don't know what else. What are you up to?

I'm sorry Sarah I was so tired yesterday I went to sleep at 8:30 I'll be on now

too bad there wasnt a way to make money sitting on my ass. but then again my ass would get bigger and i dont want that lol

Mines was

"Yeah that's cool by the jealous boyfriend. haha. We r goin out a wk on thu btw. goin 2 the cinema then mine 2 down drinks then town :-)"

It was one of my best mates who goes out with one of my ex's. She's leaving for a new job in London so i'm going up to say cheerio.

stupid

Cya tonight at work.

boat

2008 Chrysler 300, Jet black, black rims, 30,000 miles. $2000 down.

gossip

I love you, son.

Lol I win

TTYL.

Things are not going well.

I'm calling about my transfer today.

Haha true and apparently no dick.

Can you work OT this week?

Ants
BabyIt'sYou

Ughhhhhh. New job training again. Idk how you did the whole truck unloading and stocking thing. Its kicking my weak ass.

"People are soo stupid.

Call your brother Dammit!!!!

You just pocket called me. Lol

Heya doll face.

She told me she s**t her pants, not Wendy her sister in law lol

i bruise easily too. it really sucks to be like that

NHCC, eh? cool.

ok save me some

okey dokey

Im drinking some for both of us.

You're on a roll today bb!

This saturday, man.

....oh.0

Why not?

Which is why you'd male perfect cannon fodder

Lol sure.

Why would you say that?

"You're the doofus. Weirdo."

pshhh we keep getting yelled at for sleeping.
'baby,YouTakeMyBreathAway:]

Sigh.

lol i bet
*Engel*

Dude just come the **** over.

i know lol

Haha yeah

Ish wansh comea town see you......


Jibberish from my stoned mother.

quite possibly lol

Just bring it, man, it weighs two pounds.

(reported)

I'm close to the same way.

No onions, bring cokes too.

.

Damn, that's a long ass text.

Ugh, ****ing ramen gave me heartburn

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Ugh, ****ing ramen gave me heartburn

lmao

Kill me now.. My ass is so out of shape.

He better not

then its not too bad then lol

morning =]

M&M cookies.

Originally posted by Nivvy
Mine was:

SUP NINJAR?

... yup bad spelling and all lol yea? you're a ninja? shame on you

Are you off tonight? Got plans?

"Well i think it's illegal for you to lock him up in a cage lol"

Cause you're the best.

Snuffleupagus.

"Damn computer won't connect to the internet"

The most annoying two words i have ever heard "Anyone Textin? x"

lol. i take my time beating games

jody sucks i text him everyother day askin about work and he never calls or text me

$805.87 deposit on CV card received at 704 pm.

i know. i try lol

Why'd you say no then?

Where u? I'm here.

lol weird

Im just about to leave my house.

This is the first I've seen it too.

Right, cya in an hour or so.

K

"Facet spoznil sie bardziej niz ja.Heh.Pa!"

Dinner, Saturday?

thats what makes them funny

**** it i'm going. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, call the president.





One of my homies is going to get some with a witch. That text was hilarious!


Edit - Update:


Dude she sucked my **** wheeeeeeeeeeee!

My friend sent me one saying "My crotch itches".

Like I even needed to know that.

My sis just sent me one asking me wtf I'm doing up.

"cant get back to sleep"

Bring it tonight and she'll sign it.

so..who wins tom?da pacman or clottey?my stakes on pacman..better not be yours

Both of them.

lol. so whats on the agenda for today?

So is it ok if I say that you looked good?

How is it going mate?

Why a Chrysler?

dont know

Right on, I still have some Jager.

K

I'll be back.

Whatever, dude, if that's what you want, go for it.

let me see if i can lay the turd down lol

ok lol

You did WHAT?

Why do I even bother with thhis b*tch of a "best friend"

pacman wins!i got 1k frm da bet!how much u got?

(This is from my cousin, who is drunk off her ass...)

Om.im notg arguine withyoyu

(I think she said "Oh. I'm not going to argue with you."

This week or next?

How r u feeling today?

Well I warned you.

I supposibly get off at 9 now

its lying

im not sure but i think the guy behind the other team is lost. he's wearin a football jersey

FWD: I think we should have a pav people drag show

**** you *******.

Baker the only one to do it.

No chance.

I will have it done by Wednesday, I promise.

You paid last time, I'll pay this time.

dumbass

$499.99.

It was a picture of a watermelon warehouse, with the caption: "A rare look into the White House pantry."

Unfortunately we have to fire her.

look behind you.

Why? What's in it for her?

"So your sure that order of alternators wont come in til next week"?
-one of my employees

Default Don has put your name on the hitlist in Mafia Wars on Facebook! Log in and retaliate.

How 'bout it?

Well, you should be glad. You're better off.

Yeah, thats what he was saying. And I've had my share of ****ed up men.

cool

Good job.

ok.

"We'll figure out something later..K?"

"**** You"

Lol...

We gotta be there at 5 so we leave at 4

Please don't stay mad...

Love you, dummy.

mayonnaise

When do you start school?

Ok ill let jody know. He prob want you at our house at 7/7:30am