Cloud, Dante, Kain, and Kratos vs Tingle

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LLLLLink
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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CAPPOD/DMC002~Devil-May-Cry-Dante-Posters.jpg
http://ui20.gamespot.com/1075/kain_2.jpg
http://piercearrow.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kratos.jpg

VS

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Tingle battles them one at a time. Boodlust is on.

XanatosForever
gay_rage

ScreamPaste
Tingle bombs them from ab-

Oh damnit. I can't even say it. no expression

LLLLLink
Tingle starts by stealing their rupees.

No End N Site
Dante and Kratos are so cool.

LLLLLink
Kratos wishes he had manboobs like Tingle.

NemeBro
Attempt at humor failed?

Sin_Volvagia
Tingle is the absolute worst Zelda character ever and this is absolute uberkill. He loses. Hell, this could be nobody vs. Tingle and he'll still lose

SpadeKing
Dante is just too cool to bother fighting.
Cloud is too depressed.
Kain finds no point in this.
Kratos rathers to get laid.

Mr. Tingle does by the doom of floating by a balloon and starving to death.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Tingle is the absolute worst Zelda character ever and this is absolute uberkill. He loses. Hell, this could be nobody vs. Tingle and he'll still lose

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4253/395030-navi_large.jpg

BloodRain
^ Was usefull is Twilight Princess... as a silent cursor.

NemeBro
BloodRain makes a valid point.

Tingle was also largely involved in the most hated aspect of WW as well.

Cyner
Tingle is definitely the worst thing to ever appear in LoZ... with Ocean King Temple being a close second

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4253/395030-navi_large.jpg

I hate her too but at least she had her uses. Plus, she was locked up in the Temple of Time for the rest of her life. cool

MooCowofJustice
I'll point out that Tingle is nowhere near the worst thing ever to happen to Zelda, but everyone already knows that.

FinalAnswer
Well, technically, the worst thing that ever happened to Zelda was CD-I.

BloodRain
Excuuuuuuse Me, FinalAnswer. CD-i and the animated series.

NemeBro
BloodRain mah boi, at least they had some hilarious lines which I can mock on a regular basis.

I... Am struggling to think of one good thing Tingle has done.

Phanteros
Originally posted by NemeBro
BloodRain mah boi, at least they had some hilarious lines which I can mock on a regular basis.

I... Am struggling to think of one good thing Tingle has done. You dare bring CD-I to mah lair? You must die!!!!

LLLLLink
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'll point out that Tingle is nowhere near the worst thing ever to happen to Zelda, but everyone already knows that.

^ Water Temple reference?

Every hero needs a gay, green tights-wearing stalker in their life. Nemebro's mine. stick out tongue

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by LLLLLink
^ Water Temple reference?

Every hero needs a gay, green tights-wearing stalker in their life. Nemebro's mine. stick out tongue

The Water Temple is better than Tingle.

No End N Site
What the hell is wrong wit Tingle...besides her name?! I'm confused blankaconfused

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by No End N Site
What the hell is wrong wit Tingle...besides her name?! I'm confused blankaconfused

Her? sick

BloodRain
Oh lord dont tell me Tingles actually a chick D8
lol

No End N Site
Spelling error on my behalf.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by No End N Site
What the hell is wrong wit Tingle...besides her name?! I'm confused blankaconfused


He's a middle aged man who thinks he's a fairy.


no expression

LLLLLink
He's.... a very nasty and disturbing man. Funny as all get out, though.

TacDavey
One of these days someone really is going to go up against Tingle and he's going to pull out some uber lazer blast and disintegrate everyone.

Surprise ending.

LLLLLink
He burns my eyes every time I see him. That's an attack, right?

TacDavey
I suppose it could be seen as one....

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