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....if I suddenly became famous because I somehow landed a few movie roles that lead to bigger roles and suddenly I'm like the latest overnite success story, I'd be invited on all kinds of talk shows, right? Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimble, Dave Letterman.... Well, what I would do is I'd alway speak with an Australian accent every time I'm on one of these shows, and I'd claim that I was born and raised in Australia. Then, like seven years later when I'm back on one of those shows, I'd speak in my normal American accent and tell everyone that I lied.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
....if I suddenly became famous because I somehow landed a few movie roles that lead to bigger roles and suddenly I'm like the latest overnite success story, I'd be invited on all kinds of talk shows, right? Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimble, Dave Letterman.... Well, what I would do is I'd alway speak with an Australian accent every time I'm on one of these shows, and I'd claim that I was born and raised in Australia. Then, like seven years later when I'm back on one of those shows, I'd speak in my normal American accent and tell everyone that I lied.


Oddly enough, I day dreamed about something similar when I was a kid. I thought it was pretty funny.


I'd like t see it HAPPEN!

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
....if I suddenly became famous because I somehow landed a few movie roles that lead to bigger roles and suddenly I'm like the latest overnite success story, I'd be invited on all kinds of talk shows, right? Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimble, Dave Letterman.... Well, what I would do is I'd alway speak with an Australian accent every time I'm on one of these shows, and I'd claim that I was born and raised in Australia. Then, like seven years later when I'm back on one of those shows, I'd speak in my normal American accent and tell everyone that I lied. And you would hire me as your bodyguard, and die one night when a terribly obsessed teen fan opens fire, and I run away yelling "they shootin' they shootin'!!!!"

I'm craving donuts.

Watch dis, selective journalism...
Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
I'm craving ... nuts.


Figures. awehawe

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
I'm craving doz nuts. gay.

You guys are funny. I'm glad I have you in my life. Now suck my ballz.

Ahahahah pwned.

Well, maybe so. Maybe so.

But I ruf you heartbeat

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
....if I suddenly became famous because I somehow landed a few movie roles that lead to bigger roles and suddenly I'm like the latest overnite success story, I'd be invited on all kinds of talk shows, right? Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimble, Dave Letterman.... Well, what I would do is I'd alway speak with an Australian accent every time I'm on one of these shows, and I'd claim that I was born and raised in Australia. Then, like seven years later when I'm back on one of those shows, I'd speak in my normal American accent and tell everyone that I lied.
Been there, done that, though on a smaller scale (not famous, in clubs, with English accent).

Also: During Halloween, I used to sometimes dress as if I were a rock star trying to blend anonymously into the crowd (long coat, long-hair wig, sunglasses--at night). Always, at least a couple of people would come over and ask if I was someone famous. I'd say no but smile in such a way they wouldn't believe me.


Ahh. People are so easily beguiled.

I wish someone would blowme. ermm

haermm

I knoe!

Originally posted by Mindship
Been there, done that, though on a smaller scale (not famous, in clubs, with English accent).

Also: During Halloween, I used to sometimes dress as if I were a rock star trying to blend anonymously into the crowd (long coat, long-hair wig, sunglasses--at night). Always, at least a couple of people would come over and ask if I was someone famous. I'd say no but smile in such a way they wouldn't believe me.


Ahh. People are so easily beguiled.

Wow. You're like, super cool, n'stuff. Maybe we could create a thread that is dedicated asking you to do similar stuff, for our lulz? You could record it, post it youtubez, and we get our lulz.

That's just.....lulz.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wow. You're like, super cool, n'stuff. Maybe we could create a thread that is dedicated asking you to do similar stuff, for our lulz? You could record it, post it youtubez, and we get our lulz. Wait til I sleep with the First Lady...then I be da man...














...unless, of course, I disappoint her as one.

Pretending to be Ausso. Harder than it looks. Trust me, been pretending for years. haermm

Ausso....*******.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Pretending to be Ausso. Harder than it looks. Trust me, been pretending for years. haermm I've been studying Russel Crowe for weeks now. Only prob, I've been watching Master and Commander where he plays a Brit.