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Who wins? Both have can have weapons but no guns or anything stab each other with, so RJ can throw his shoe at Mac or Mac can grab a pole and go ape shit...fight takes place in RJ's home

In my home? Mac is toast. Buttered up toast.

Sigh...

haermm steve you dumbass haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm steve you dumbass haermm

awesome I'm legend...wait for it........dary

In the scenario you applied, Mac would kick the shit outta me, durh. If I had access to my shotgun? things change. Maybe I have a chance then.

John. dd

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In the scenario you applied, Mac would kick the shit outta me, durh. If I had access to my shotgun? things change. Maybe I have a chance then.

I think a shot gun would change the outcome dramatically unless you have a really bad aim

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
John. dd That's right, schnookums

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's right, schnookums Even unarmed, and Mac has a gun, I have home field advantage.

Kill the lights, Mac can't see me. I know the layout of the place, I can move about in the darkness. I grab a knife, slice his jugular.



Yeah.

RJ all the way. This is the man that could easily beat Batman with as little as a handgun.

Originally posted by Bardock42
RJ all the way. This is the man that could easily beat Batman with as little as a handgun. Well yeah. See, I wouldn't be a fool and shoot him in the chest. I am a pretty good pistol shot, I'd shoot him in the head.

Even a child can kill Batman with a shot to the head.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well yeah. See, I wouldn't be a fool and shoot him in the chest. I am a pretty good pistol shot, I'd shoot him in the head.

Even a child can kill Batman with a shot to the head.

Couldn't agree more. Which is why you'd hand McClane his ass.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Couldn't agree more. Which is why you'd hand McClane his ass. Nah, Mac would rape me. He'd rape Batman too.

No guns or knives are allowed, if guns were involved dunno...does Mac even aim when he shoots apart from in the last few minutes of Die hard

Of course he aims.

He can aim with a cab

Can he fit a cab in my apartment?

No but he could drive it in your apartment

I won't be there. I'll apparate away and death spell him from far away.

Ok Dumbledore

Or I could just force choke him.

rogue jedi in the parlor with a piano wire

Anything else?

haermm

john maclane in the bed room with a steel dildo fear

too far with the sex thing ?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's right, schnookums
awesome
Get back in the closet, now.

but the evil monkey will get him cry

John vs. John

A fair fight, but this is where it gets me.

McClane is penis is small, and well i have no clue about John's.
so. ehh.

When have you seen his penis? In fact...never mind, not sure I wanna know

i dont either

i didnt, your mother told me

Originally posted by mikeydude
i didnt, your mother told me

Oh how original

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
awesome
Get back in the closet, now.

I'll kick your ass in the closet, girlie.

Spite.

Though RJ has a kick ass Avatar, and if I remember correctly the line under his sig is from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Which is My 12th fav movie.

Yes it is.

Oh, so now you're gonna tell Me what My favorite movies are? Well F You! You arrogant presumptuous fool!

Nah, just saying you are correct on where the line is from.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh how original
I thought so.

Originally posted by steverules_2


Who wins? Both have can have weapons but no guns or anything stab each other with, so RJ can throw his shoe at Mac or Mac can grab a pole and go ape shit...fight takes place in RJ's home


RJ wins, McClane is as tough as they come; one whiff of RJ's shoe, he's vomiting uncontrollably all over himself and then passing out.

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ wins, McClane is as tough as they come; one whiff of RJ's shoe, he's vomiting uncontrollably all over himself and then passing out.

Thats is a valid and crucial point And RJ said I made it out like he couldn't win

You're all wrong!

this thread wins!

3 pages and impedimental hasn't closed it yet?

congratulations.

Originally posted by One Free Man
You're all wrong!


Doubtful, look at that pic of RJ, you know his feet smell absolutely horrible. Probably worse than a combo of his *******, armpits and ball-sack, even.

Originally posted by Robtard
Doubtful, look at that pic of RJ, you know his feet smell absolutely horrible. Probably worse than a combo of his *******, armpits and ball-sack, even.

It worries me that you know about his ball-sack but I'm not one to judge or ask

As for IMPEDIMENT closing this thread since its not in the Movie vs. forum then he can't really close it since this is the OTF and this was made in good fun it wasn't made in spite or anything

Originally posted by Robtard
Doubtful, look at that pic of RJ, you know his feet smell absolutely horrible. Probably worse than a combo of his *******, armpits and ball-sack, even. My feet smell like...average feet. I shower regularly, so my pits and sac are fine. No comment on my *******.

ha-son

well.... not what i wanted to see this morning but you know.

It's an *******, it's not meant to smell like roses.

If it did then I'd wonder what people were eating

haermm

homo-semen, obviously.

...good one

Lame.

You know an ass smelling like roses could be a serious medical condition

Originally posted by One Free Man
homo-semen, obviously.


You would know dur

My ass smells like flesh. Mixed with talcum powder.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My ass smells like flesh. Mixed with talcum powder.

Remind me to send Rob a thank you basket for getting us on to this wonderful convo about your butt...

You know you like it.

Which is what the thank you basket is for

Thank you or eff you?

Atm undecided

Fine, red.

Who's red?

You. You're Red. Sup Red?

How did I come to acquire this name?

Cuz we are using Navy SEAL nicknames from now on.

you know john. you kinda look like a pirate with the earring...lol.

Ironic, I'm wearing a bandana right now.

Lmao. wow thats great.

Hair is messy, didn't feel like combing it.

nice.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cuz we are using Navy SEAL nicknames from now on.

Cool, so wots yours? Green? Blue? Pink?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Cool, so wots yours? Green? Blue? Pink? ............................

Can I be Maverick and you be goose?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ironic, I'm wearing a bandana right now.

This is to hide the sperm you've got on your hair.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is to hide the sperm you've got on your hair.

Riggs sperm haermm

Better Riggs sperm than McClane nutcheese.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane nutcheese.

What you use to smear your morning bagel with.

Originally posted by Robtard
What you use to smear your morning bagel with.

Nah.

Well...you two certainly seem like the best of friends

Rob loves me. Like a goofy ass white brother.

Yeah I bet he does sly

Or a retarded cousin.

I'd say the latter

I'm sure that's how he sees it.

Your the retarded cousin he pretends not to be related to, pretty sure that sums it up

Nah, I am not retarded in the least, but Rob loves to **** with me. It's all good.

Well its nice that you two still have that kind of a connection

So here is a list of call signs. Choose your call sign and place it under your username:

http://www.f-16.net/callsigns-A.html

I'd either go with Ace, Rambo or Rocky

Ace it is. I dunno what mine will be. DDM's will be "Cleric."

Think I'll go with Rambo...he's a total badass!

Why'd you choose Ace?

Cuz it has a nice ring to it, but OK, Rambo it is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cuz it has a nice ring to it, but OK, Rambo it is.

I woulda gone for Ace but then I remembered in Doctor who he had a female assistant called Ace and she was kind of annoying

I'm leaning towards Jester.

Nothing with Jedi in it?

Nah.

You going with Jester?

Dunno yet.

Were there any others u liked?

Dunno yet. Watch, you and I are the only ones who are gonna do this haermm

Yeah probably, are you sure DDM wouldn't do it?

You two are SOOOOOOOO gay for each other, making pet names.

Originally posted by Robtard
You two are SOOOOOOOO gay for each other, making pet names.

If there was ever an expert on who was gay it would be you

Originally posted by steverules_2
If there was ever an expert on who was gay it would be you

Agreed, I have excellent gaydar and have honed my gay-detection skills to a razor's edge.

Well its nice that you've worked towards that

Originally posted by steverules_2
Well its nice that you've worked towards that

Wasn't all that much work, have an older brother who's gay, learned to pick up on the gay early on.

I'm sure he can give you some nice fashion tips

Originally posted by Robtard
You two are SOOOOOOOO gay for each other, making pet names.

Only after you eat the peanuts outta my shyat.

Lovely

Love. Nuttin but love.

wow, thats slightly nasty.

Thats the way uh huh uh huh we LIKE it.

no no no no its not.

Originally posted by mikeydude
wow, thats slightly nasty.

Mikey's more of an almond man it would seem.

wtf are you talking about?

Originally posted by mikeydude
wtf are you talking about?

Nuts, you *******.

Testes.

Originally posted by mikeydude
wtf are you talking about?

We aren't talking about your vagina awesome

Originally posted by Robtard
Nuts, you *******.
...... Your gay.
Originally posted by steverules_2
We aren't talking about your vagina awesome
you so funny.....





















heh.

Aaaaaaahahahhaa Gays!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aaaaaaahahahhaa Gays!!!

Its a fun word

Originally posted by mikeydude

you so funny.....





















heh.

I know

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