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The Lone Wanderer gets advanced power armour, and this thing:

KNDEkkXOSZ4

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Lone Wanderer gets advanced power armour, and this thing:

KNDEkkXOSZ4

Can I get one of those guns for Christmas? WTF indeed.

If L.W. has that, then Chief's done for.

chief wins.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
chief wins.
This

A laser minigun that now shoots nuclear bombs in the form of teddy bears? Chief gets both plushed on and nuked. Oh the humanity!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
A laser minigun that now shoots nuclear bombs in the form of teddy bears? Chief gets both plushed on and nuked. Oh the humanity!

Master Chief sees the Lone Wanderer in her BOS armor (my Wanderer is a redhead Asian chick) armed with what appears to be a laser gatling.

She fires, and a multitute of pre-War teddy bears comes flying towards his general direction.

"What the fu.."

BOOM.

haermm Pretty much, yeah. There's just no way to react to that. Light speeders would be too stunned to bother.

chief wins anyway though

Only if he gets a weapon.

he is a weapon

Nah.

Master Chief said it himself.

"I need a weapon".

If he gets a weapon, he wins

A fly swat

No one survives.

The Lone Wanderer gets into fistfights with 30 foot tall Behemoths wielding fire hydrants and wins niggaz.

Giving him t3h Teddy MERV is raep.

my god! only if it didn't shoot teddy bears! mc would has a chance. epic ownage chair