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They are in a musical contest.
edit: ignore Vaati in the title, Zant

Kratos sings Distance from Hercules

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Zant sings friends on the other side from The princess and The frog

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This thread. Is amazing.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Awesome1.jpg

can I have a mod to change Vaati to Zant please?

Zant wins. I don't like it when Rob Zombie screams songs all the time either.

Kratos by producing so much win, VG Versus collapses

I LOVE DISTANCE!

I WILL FIND MY WAY

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE!!!!

KRATOS WINS!!!!!!!

Zant would win if you gave him The MANLY song from Mulan.

NO SONG BEATS DISTANCE!!!!!!!

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Better.

Nah

Doesn't fit Zant

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
ZSS5dEeMX64

Better.

Lies.

"I'll make a man out of you" is indeed the best song ever.

Edit: But yeah, doesn't fit Zant.

Distance is far better.

Gives me the courage to get out of bed each day. 131

Gives me the courage to talk to WMNZ

super13

Friends of the other side fits Zant more than Make a man out of you, due to his similarities with Shadowman

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Zant totally sings this.

That is a more suitable song, and would give him the win.

Edit: while we're hunchbacking:

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Superior french version: (live)
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No, it wouldn't.

Distance >

Nah. Hunchback music > Distance.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. Hunchback music > Distance.

I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED , OF A FAR OFF PLACE
WHERE A HERO'S WELCOME, WOULD BE WAITING FOR ME
WHERE THE CROWDS WILL CHEER, WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE
AND A VOICE KEEPS SAYING, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL FIND MY WAY, IF I CAN BE STRONG
I KNOW EV'RY MILE, WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
WHEN I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

Daniel > Lyrics in caps.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Daniel > Lyrics in caps.

DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD, TO EMBRACE MY FATE
THOUGH THAT ROAD MAY WANDER, IT WILL LEAD ME TO YOU
AND A THOUSAND YEARS, WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
IT MAY TAKE A LIFETIME, BUT SOMEHOW I'LL SEE IT THROUGH
AND I WON'T LOOK BACK, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
AND I'LL STAY ON TRACK, NO, I WON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT
IT'S AN UPHILL SLOPE, BUT I WON'T LOSE HOPE
TILL I GO THE DISTANCE, AND MY JOURNEY IS COMPLETE

The Hunch back song does fit Vaati but I still think Kratos with Distance will win.

You guys are all kidding right? 'cause I know the internets are not, in fact, serious business.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste


Superior french

paradox.

Listen to the song, it's great. D=<

fuuuu-

fffuuu

But seriously. The song is great.

French language is pretty kewl.

For instance.

Compare commander with commodore. Which sounds moar awesome?

Je ne parles pas en Francais, toi?

no hablo

Espaniol? C'est FRANCAIS!

Fich dich.

Suk min?

Ich brauche ein Blausen.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Espaniol? C'est FRANCAIS!

"que es el amor? la bebe no doler mi, no doler mi, no mas!"

You are ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

aw. yo dijo no doler mi, puto!

Wut

I dunno, I wanted to say it. :c I ran out of languages, so I resorted to English.

BLAUSEN!?

yo dijo no doler mi, puto!

do... do any of you know what i said?

I'm gonna be honest. I have no idea what you said, but will assume you insulted me in a clever manner.

oh

i said: "what is love, baby dont hurt me. dont hurt me, no more"

Oh. I'm suddenly reliving "A Night at the Roxbury". I thank you for this Nostalgia.

Distance can be beaten. By one song, and one song only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBF2pa1ZDE

SON OF ZEUS LOOK TOOOOO THE SKY. LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREEEEE.

And please, some mod embed for me, as I fail at embedding.

lNBF2pa1ZDE

Thank you.

Kratos wins singing either. /thread

Kratos cannot sing, only yell. 131

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_2Zp8KcCc

Bull. He's singing awfully well here.

Out of character voice actor appearance! Non canon feat.

High pitched chimes FTW

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Distance can be beaten. By one song, and one song only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBF2pa1ZDE

SON OF ZEUS LOOK TOOOOO THE SKY. LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREEEEE.

And please, some mod embed for me, as I fail at embedding.

**** Phil Collins

Originally posted by CosmicComet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_2Zp8KcCc

Bull. He's singing awfully well here.

Hard to believe this is the voice actor for Kratos.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
**** Phil Collins

No. **** YOU sir!

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Stay on topic.

Kratos has already been established as the winner.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
kDszIT2aHnQ OH MY ****ING GOD!

THREAD WON GOOD SIR!

ALWAYS

I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY

OH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

shut up

Gravity will not allow me.

fuuuu-

Why're you always so mean to me?

its the booze!

One of these days I am gonna smack the shit out of you. estahuh

Domestic violence is funny

We're not members of the same household clownshoes.

That makes it just normal violence.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Normal violence is funny

Originally posted by Phanteros
violence is funny

Normal violence is redundant.

Mulan > Distance

'Be a Man' as a song, suffers from intentional irony. Therefore, it can not be taken seriously. Therefore, it can not be greater than 'Go the Distance'. Let alone 'Son of Man'.

*nods*

Go the Distance is better than Son of Man.

**** Phil Collins.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mulan > Distance

BUT TO LOOK BEYOND THE GLORY, IS THE HARDEST PART
FOR A HEROES STRENGTH IS MEASURED BY HIS HEART
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS...

I WIL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS

Intentional irony in this case was very well done, and Link xat's use of this song on DeTa supports it's superiority.

Makes it ghey is moar like it.

Go The Distance ain't better than Son of Man by a longshot.

Be a Man > Son of Man

Tarzan > Mulan.

Tarzan > Mulan

Sword > stone spear

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Go The Distance ain't better than Son of Man by a longshot. It is far superior.

You've Got a Friend In Meh is also better.

I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED , OF A FAR OFF PLACE
WHERE A HERO'S WELCOME, WOULD BE WAITING FOR ME
WHERE THE CROWDS WILL CHEER, WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE
AND A VOICE KEEPS SAYING, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL FIND MY WAY, IF I CAN BE STRONG
I KNOW EV'RY MILE, WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
WHEN I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD, TO EMBRACE MY FATE
THOUGH THAT ROAD MAY WANDER, IT WILL LEAD ME TO YOU
AND A THOUSAND YEARS, WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
IT MAY TAKE A LIFETIME, BUT SOMEHOW I'LL SEE IT THROUGH
AND I WON'T LOOK BACK, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
AND I'LL STAY ON TRACK, NO, I WON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT
IT'S AN UPHILL SLOPE, BUT I WON'T LOSE HOPE
TILL I GO THE DISTANCE, AND MY JOURNEY IS COMPLETE

BUT TO LOOK BEYOND THE GLORY, IS THE HARDEST PART
FOR A HEROES STRENGTH IS MEASURED BY HIS HEART
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS...

I WIL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS

Holy shit.

Randy Newman. Yes. We'll agree on that much.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Kratos_Lady_Side_by_Boxnote.jpg

Hawt.

Dammit Paste. Fine, might as well complain.

As chesty as Kratos is, his rule 63 counter part is unfittingly lacking.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dammit Paste. Fine, might as well complain.

As chesty as Kratos is, his rule 63 counter part is unfittingly lacking. ..This is true. Never noticed that. Maybe it's because she's so fit, no fat deposits.