Kratos vs Vaati(TP): Musical
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Phanteros
They are in a musical contest.
edit: ignore Vaati in the title, Zant
Kratos sings Distance from Hercules
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Zant sings friends on the other side from The princess and The frog
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ScreamPaste
This thread. Is amazing.
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Awesome1.jpg
Phanteros
can I have a mod to change Vaati to Zant please?
MooCowofJustice
Zant wins. I don't like it when Rob Zombie screams songs all the time either.
FinalAnswer
Kratos by producing so much win, VG Versus collapses
NemeBro
I LOVE DISTANCE!
I WILL FIND MY WAY
I CAN GO THE DISTANCE!!!!
KRATOS WINS!!!!!!!
ScreamPaste
Zant would win if you gave him The MANLY song from Mulan.
NemeBro
NO SONG BEATS DISTANCE!!!!!!!
ScreamPaste
ZSS5dEeMX64
Better.
Phanteros
Doesn't fit Zant
FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
ZSS5dEeMX64
Better.
Lies.
The Scenario
"I'll make a man out of you" is indeed the best song ever.
Edit: But yeah, doesn't fit Zant.
NemeBro
Distance is far better.
Gives me the courage to get out of bed each day. 131
FinalAnswer
Gives me the courage to talk to WMNZ
super13
Phanteros
Friends of the other side fits Zant more than Make a man out of you, due to his similarities with Shadowman
The Scenario
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Zant totally sings this.
ScreamPaste
That is a more suitable song, and would give him the win.
Edit: while we're hunchbacking:
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Superior french version: (live)
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FinalAnswer
No, it wouldn't.
Distance >
ScreamPaste
Nah. Hunchback music > Distance.
FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. Hunchback music > Distance.
I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED , OF A FAR OFF PLACE
WHERE A HERO'S WELCOME, WOULD BE WAITING FOR ME
WHERE THE CROWDS WILL CHEER, WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE
AND A VOICE KEEPS SAYING, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL FIND MY WAY, IF I CAN BE STRONG
I KNOW EV'RY MILE, WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
WHEN I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG
ScreamPaste
Daniel > Lyrics in caps.
FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Daniel > Lyrics in caps.
DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD, TO EMBRACE MY FATE
THOUGH THAT ROAD MAY WANDER, IT WILL LEAD ME TO YOU
AND A THOUSAND YEARS, WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
IT MAY TAKE A LIFETIME, BUT SOMEHOW I'LL SEE IT THROUGH
AND I WON'T LOOK BACK, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
AND I'LL STAY ON TRACK, NO, I WON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT
IT'S AN UPHILL SLOPE, BUT I WON'T LOSE HOPE
TILL I GO THE DISTANCE, AND MY JOURNEY IS COMPLETE
Phanteros
The Hunch back song does fit Vaati but I still think Kratos with Distance will win.
MooCowofJustice
You guys are all kidding right? 'cause I know the internets are not, in fact, serious business.
Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Superior french
paradox.
ScreamPaste
Listen to the song, it's great. D=<
ScreamPaste
fffuuu
But seriously. The song is great.

NemeBro
French language is pretty kewl.
For instance.
Compare commander with commodore. Which sounds moar awesome?
ScreamPaste
Je ne parles pas en Francais, toi?
Ms.Marvel
no hablo

ScreamPaste
Espaniol? C'est FRANCAIS!
NemeBro
Fich dich.

ScreamPaste
Suk min?

NemeBro
Ich brauche ein Blausen.
Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Espaniol? C'est FRANCAIS!
"que es el amor? la bebe no doler mi, no doler mi, no mas!"
ScreamPaste
You are ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.
Ms.Marvel
aw. yo dijo no doler mi, puto!

ScreamPaste
I dunno, I wanted to say it. :c I ran out of languages, so I resorted to English.
Ms.Marvel
yo dijo no doler mi, puto!

Ms.Marvel
do... do any of you know what i said?
ScreamPaste
I'm gonna be honest. I have no idea what you said, but will assume you insulted me in a clever manner.
Ms.Marvel
oh
i said: "what is love, baby dont hurt me. dont hurt me, no more"

ScreamPaste
Oh. I'm suddenly reliving "A Night at the Roxbury". I thank you for this Nostalgia.
CosmicComet
Distance can be beaten. By one song, and one song only.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBF2pa1ZDE
SON OF ZEUS LOOK TOOOOO THE SKY. LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREEEEE.
And please, some mod embed for me, as I fail at embedding.
CosmicComet
Thank you.
Kratos wins singing either. /thread
ScreamPaste
Kratos cannot sing, only yell. 131
CosmicComet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_2Zp8KcCc
Bull. He's singing awfully well here.
ScreamPaste
Out of character voice actor appearance! Non canon feat.

Heythere,Honey
High pitched chimes FTW

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Distance can be beaten. By one song, and one song only.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBF2pa1ZDE
SON OF ZEUS LOOK TOOOOO THE SKY. LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREEEEE.
And please, some mod embed for me, as I fail at embedding.
**** Phil Collins
Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by CosmicComet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_2Zp8KcCc
Bull. He's singing awfully well here.
Hard to believe this is the voice actor for Kratos.
CosmicComet
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
**** Phil Collins
No. **** YOU sir!
XanatosForever
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FinalAnswer
Kratos has already been established as the winner.
NemeBro
Originally posted by XanatosForever
kDszIT2aHnQ OH MY ****ING GOD!
THREAD WON GOOD SIR!
ALWAYS
I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
OH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
NemeBro
Gravity will not allow me.

NemeBro
Why're you always so mean to me?

NemeBro
One of these days I am gonna smack the shit out of you. estahuh
Phanteros
Domestic violence is funny
NemeBro
We're not members of the same household clownshoes.
That makes it just normal violence.
XanatosForever
Originally posted by Phanteros
Normal violence is funny
ScreamPaste
Originally posted by Phanteros
violence is funny
Normal violence is redundant.

ScreamPaste
Mulan > Distance
CosmicComet
'Be a Man' as a song, suffers from intentional irony. Therefore, it can not be taken seriously. Therefore, it can not be greater than 'Go the Distance'. Let alone 'Son of Man'.
*nods*
NemeBro
Go the Distance is better than Son of Man.
**** Phil Collins.
FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mulan > Distance
BUT TO LOOK BEYOND THE GLORY, IS THE HARDEST PART
FOR A HEROES STRENGTH IS MEASURED BY HIS HEART
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS...
I WIL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS
ScreamPaste
Intentional irony in this case was very well done, and Link xat's use of this song on DeTa supports it's superiority.
NemeBro
Makes it ghey is moar like it.
CosmicComet
Go The Distance ain't better than Son of Man by a longshot.
ScreamPaste
Be a Man > Son of Man
CosmicComet
Tarzan > Mulan.
CosmicComet
Tarzan > Mulan
ScreamPaste
Sword > stone spear
NemeBro
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Go The Distance ain't better than Son of Man by a longshot. It is far superior.
You've Got a Friend In Meh is also better.
FinalAnswer
I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED , OF A FAR OFF PLACE
WHERE A HERO'S WELCOME, WOULD BE WAITING FOR ME
WHERE THE CROWDS WILL CHEER, WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE
AND A VOICE KEEPS SAYING, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL FIND MY WAY, IF I CAN BE STRONG
I KNOW EV'RY MILE, WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
WHEN I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG
DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD, TO EMBRACE MY FATE
THOUGH THAT ROAD MAY WANDER, IT WILL LEAD ME TO YOU
AND A THOUSAND YEARS, WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
IT MAY TAKE A LIFETIME, BUT SOMEHOW I'LL SEE IT THROUGH
AND I WON'T LOOK BACK, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
AND I'LL STAY ON TRACK, NO, I WON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT
IT'S AN UPHILL SLOPE, BUT I WON'T LOSE HOPE
TILL I GO THE DISTANCE, AND MY JOURNEY IS COMPLETE
BUT TO LOOK BEYOND THE GLORY, IS THE HARDEST PART
FOR A HEROES STRENGTH IS MEASURED BY HIS HEART
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS...
I WIL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS
CosmicComet
Holy shit.
Randy Newman. Yes. We'll agree on that much.
ScreamPaste
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Kratos_Lady_Side_by_Boxnote.jpg
CosmicComet
Dammit Paste. Fine, might as well complain.
As chesty as Kratos is, his rule 63 counter part is unfittingly lacking.

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dammit Paste. Fine, might as well complain.
As chesty as Kratos is, his rule 63 counter part is unfittingly lacking.

..This is true. Never noticed that. Maybe it's because she's so fit, no fat deposits.
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