Kratos vs Vaati(TP): Musical

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Phanteros
They are in a musical contest.
edit: ignore Vaati in the title, Zant

Kratos sings Distance from Hercules

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Zant sings friends on the other side from The princess and The frog

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ScreamPaste
This thread. Is amazing.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Awesome1.jpg

Phanteros
can I have a mod to change Vaati to Zant please?

MooCowofJustice
Zant wins. I don't like it when Rob Zombie screams songs all the time either.

FinalAnswer
Kratos by producing so much win, VG Versus collapses

NemeBro
I LOVE DISTANCE!

I WILL FIND MY WAY

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE!!!!

KRATOS WINS!!!!!!!

ScreamPaste
Zant would win if you gave him The MANLY song from Mulan.

NemeBro
NO SONG BEATS DISTANCE!!!!!!!

ScreamPaste
ZSS5dEeMX64

Better.

NemeBro
Nah

Phanteros
Doesn't fit Zant

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
ZSS5dEeMX64

Better.

Lies.

The Scenario
"I'll make a man out of you" is indeed the best song ever.

Edit: But yeah, doesn't fit Zant.

NemeBro
Distance is far better.

Gives me the courage to get out of bed each day. 131

FinalAnswer
Gives me the courage to talk to WMNZ

super13

Phanteros
Friends of the other side fits Zant more than Make a man out of you, due to his similarities with Shadowman

The Scenario
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Zant totally sings this.

ScreamPaste
That is a more suitable song, and would give him the win.

Edit: while we're hunchbacking:

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Superior french version: (live)
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FinalAnswer
No, it wouldn't.

Distance >

ScreamPaste
Nah. Hunchback music > Distance.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. Hunchback music > Distance.

I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED , OF A FAR OFF PLACE
WHERE A HERO'S WELCOME, WOULD BE WAITING FOR ME
WHERE THE CROWDS WILL CHEER, WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE
AND A VOICE KEEPS SAYING, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL FIND MY WAY, IF I CAN BE STRONG
I KNOW EV'RY MILE, WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
WHEN I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

ScreamPaste
Daniel > Lyrics in caps.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Daniel > Lyrics in caps.

DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD, TO EMBRACE MY FATE
THOUGH THAT ROAD MAY WANDER, IT WILL LEAD ME TO YOU
AND A THOUSAND YEARS, WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
IT MAY TAKE A LIFETIME, BUT SOMEHOW I'LL SEE IT THROUGH
AND I WON'T LOOK BACK, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
AND I'LL STAY ON TRACK, NO, I WON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT
IT'S AN UPHILL SLOPE, BUT I WON'T LOSE HOPE
TILL I GO THE DISTANCE, AND MY JOURNEY IS COMPLETE

Phanteros
The Hunch back song does fit Vaati but I still think Kratos with Distance will win.

MooCowofJustice
You guys are all kidding right? 'cause I know the internets are not, in fact, serious business.

Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by ScreamPaste


Superior french

paradox.

ScreamPaste
Listen to the song, it's great. D=<

Ms.Marvel
fuuuu-

ScreamPaste
fffuuu

But seriously. The song is great. no expression

NemeBro
French language is pretty kewl.

For instance.

Compare commander with commodore. Which sounds moar awesome?

ScreamPaste
Je ne parles pas en Francais, toi?

Ms.Marvel
no hablo smile

ScreamPaste
Espaniol? C'est FRANCAIS!

NemeBro
Fich dich.

no expression

ScreamPaste
Suk min? blink

NemeBro
Ich brauche ein Blausen.

Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Espaniol? C'est FRANCAIS!

"que es el amor? la bebe no doler mi, no doler mi, no mas!"

ScreamPaste
You are ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

Ms.Marvel
aw. yo dijo no doler mi, puto! sad

NemeBro
Wut

ScreamPaste
I dunno, I wanted to say it. :c I ran out of languages, so I resorted to English.

NemeBro
BLAUSEN!?

Ms.Marvel
yo dijo no doler mi, puto! sad

Ms.Marvel
do... do any of you know what i said?

ScreamPaste
I'm gonna be honest. I have no idea what you said, but will assume you insulted me in a clever manner.

Ms.Marvel
oh no expression

i said: "what is love, baby dont hurt me. dont hurt me, no more"

no expression

ScreamPaste
Oh. I'm suddenly reliving "A Night at the Roxbury". I thank you for this Nostalgia.

CosmicComet
Distance can be beaten. By one song, and one song only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBF2pa1ZDE

SON OF ZEUS LOOK TOOOOO THE SKY. LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREEEEE.

And please, some mod embed for me, as I fail at embedding.

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lNBF2pa1ZDE

CosmicComet
Thank you.

Kratos wins singing either. /thread

ScreamPaste
Kratos cannot sing, only yell. 131

CosmicComet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_2Zp8KcCc

Bull. He's singing awfully well here.

ScreamPaste
Out of character voice actor appearance! Non canon feat. stick out tongue

Heythere,Honey
High pitched chimes FTW mobile

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Distance can be beaten. By one song, and one song only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBF2pa1ZDE

SON OF ZEUS LOOK TOOOOO THE SKY. LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREEEEE.

And please, some mod embed for me, as I fail at embedding.

**** Phil Collins

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by CosmicComet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_2Zp8KcCc

Bull. He's singing awfully well here.

Hard to believe this is the voice actor for Kratos.

CosmicComet
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
**** Phil Collins

No. **** YOU sir!

XanatosForever
kDszIT2aHnQ

Phanteros
Stay on topic.

FinalAnswer
Kratos has already been established as the winner.

NemeBro
Originally posted by XanatosForever
kDszIT2aHnQ OH MY ****ING GOD!

THREAD WON GOOD SIR!

ALWAYS

I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY

OH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Ms.Marvel
shut up

NemeBro
Gravity will not allow me. sad

Ms.Marvel
fuuuu-

NemeBro
Why're you always so mean to me? sad

Ms.Marvel
its the booze!

NemeBro
One of these days I am gonna smack the shit out of you. estahuh

Phanteros
Domestic violence is funny

NemeBro
We're not members of the same household clownshoes.

That makes it just normal violence.

XanatosForever
Originally posted by Phanteros
Normal violence is funny

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by Phanteros
violence is funny

Normal violence is redundant. stick out tongue

ScreamPaste
Mulan > Distance

CosmicComet
'Be a Man' as a song, suffers from intentional irony. Therefore, it can not be taken seriously. Therefore, it can not be greater than 'Go the Distance'. Let alone 'Son of Man'.

*nods*

NemeBro
Go the Distance is better than Son of Man.

**** Phil Collins.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mulan > Distance

BUT TO LOOK BEYOND THE GLORY, IS THE HARDEST PART
FOR A HEROES STRENGTH IS MEASURED BY HIS HEART
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS...

I WIL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS

ScreamPaste
Intentional irony in this case was very well done, and Link xat's use of this song on DeTa supports it's superiority.

NemeBro
Makes it ghey is moar like it.

CosmicComet
Go The Distance ain't better than Son of Man by a longshot.

ScreamPaste
Be a Man > Son of Man

CosmicComet
Tarzan > Mulan.

CosmicComet
Tarzan > Mulan

ScreamPaste
Sword > stone spear

NemeBro
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Go The Distance ain't better than Son of Man by a longshot. It is far superior.

You've Got a Friend In Meh is also better.

FinalAnswer
I HAVE OFTEN DREAMED , OF A FAR OFF PLACE
WHERE A HERO'S WELCOME, WOULD BE WAITING FOR ME
WHERE THE CROWDS WILL CHEER, WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE
AND A VOICE KEEPS SAYING, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL FIND MY WAY, IF I CAN BE STRONG
I KNOW EV'RY MILE, WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
WHEN I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD, TO EMBRACE MY FATE
THOUGH THAT ROAD MAY WANDER, IT WILL LEAD ME TO YOU
AND A THOUSAND YEARS, WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
IT MAY TAKE A LIFETIME, BUT SOMEHOW I'LL SEE IT THROUGH
AND I WON'T LOOK BACK, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
AND I'LL STAY ON TRACK, NO, I WON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT
IT'S AN UPHILL SLOPE, BUT I WON'T LOSE HOPE
TILL I GO THE DISTANCE, AND MY JOURNEY IS COMPLETE

BUT TO LOOK BEYOND THE GLORY, IS THE HARDEST PART
FOR A HEROES STRENGTH IS MEASURED BY HIS HEART
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I WILL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
I DON'T CARE HOW FAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS...

I WIL SEARCH THE WORLD, I WILL FACE ITS HARMS
TILL I FIND MY HERO'S WELCOME, WAITING IN YOUR ARMS

CosmicComet
Holy shit.

Randy Newman. Yes. We'll agree on that much.

ScreamPaste
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Kratos_Lady_Side_by_Boxnote.jpg

NemeBro
Hawt.

CosmicComet
Dammit Paste. Fine, might as well complain.

As chesty as Kratos is, his rule 63 counter part is unfittingly lacking. sad

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dammit Paste. Fine, might as well complain.

As chesty as Kratos is, his rule 63 counter part is unfittingly lacking. sad ..This is true. Never noticed that. Maybe it's because she's so fit, no fat deposits.

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