Kratos, Alex Mercer, Mario, Dante, and Master Chief... PLAY POKER!

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ScreamPaste
It's strip poker. Last one with their pants wins.

Son of Sparda
Chief wins luck and all

Then again, Dante has played poker in the anime. hmm

Dante royal flushes and Kratos flips the table.

ScreamPaste
Kratos never had a chance anyway, all he wears is a kilt. no expression Luck is kind of hax. mmm Mario's pretty lucky, too, though.

Son of Sparda
Dante would be a brilliant bluffer IMO stick out tongue

ScreamPaste
Oh no... Pokerface.

Kratos would have a terrible Pokerface,
Mario's got the manly stache to help him out, and Chief has the helmet.
But Dante, does he have a p-POKERFAYSE?

Son of Sparda
he has the PokerPosture wink

mechagoomba
Kratos screams at them saying that if they dont fold he will rip there head off or kill them in some over the top manner. Of course the only one brave enough to not fold to that threat is mario so mario winz

Son of Sparda
Dante would laugh and Mercer would scream back

mechagoomba
No dante would cry liek a girl and mercer would likely fold to get him to stop screaming

Son of Sparda
Dante turns his back on massive snakes about to chow down on him, has faced the emperor of hell and Nightmare replayed his mental traumas to him.

He isn't easily scared

mechagoomba
Ive honestly only seen massive snakes as fodder in any game ive played lol except maybe dark cloud cause there a was kewl duel with giant snake there. However your forgetting one thing has dante ever faced a bald person before HAS HE BECAUSE I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTANDS THERE WRATH

Ms.Marvel
kratos would destroy the poker table when he fails to understand what "poker" means.

"DO YOU HAVE A FIVE?

"... this isnt go fish dude. this is poker."

OH. I DELCARE WAR THEN!"

"... this isnt war, this is poker."

"ZEEEEEUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!"

"stop screaming we're right next to you!"

"THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!" *punches table in half and jumps out the window*

Son of Sparda
Arkham wink

BloodRain
Dante has poker skills, poker face and.... more clothes ;p

Kratos: HEY ALEX! I HAVE A PAIR OF TWOS! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
All: *suddenly feel confident*
Poor guys isnt coming in with much to begin with :/

Or MC cheats with future tech.

Son of Sparda
wheres the love for mario sad

yeah dante should win, him, MC or Mario.

ScreamPaste
Mario brings sunglasses and his moustache. Unbeatable.

Also, I lol'd IRL at Ms.Marvel's post.

Son of Sparda
isn't MC really pale and **** ugly when out of the suit?

He could put the others off.

Son of Sparda
also wesker in this game would be hilarious

BloodRain
Actual Alex can't loose as he will never run out of clothes. Will win eventually.

ScreamPaste
...Hax. no expression

Son of Sparda
****ing shapeshifter powers

BloodRain
Screw unlimited clothes, Mercer is the smartest and can be the most skilled one here stick out tongue

Son of Sparda
true Mercer has thousands of minds within him

First_Tsurugi06
Lol, I wish I were a fan-artist, because this scene sounds like DA gold.

Anyway, MC wears a goddamn reflective helmet. For all they know he could be spending the entire game making faces at rival company poster-boys Mario and Kratos.

Son of Sparda
I know several fan artists, I might be able to get one to do it stick out tongue

FinalAnswer
Truth. Chief would have best poker face.

LLLLLink
Mario wins. Everyone starts folding rapidly after Mario loses his shirt.

SpadeKing
Mercer doesn't even have clothes, he is a walking virus.

Kratos is already down to his... clothe?

danteiscool
I'd say that Alex or MC would win. Mario I can't exactly see winning, Kratos doesn't know what the hell poker is, and while Dante has poker skills and I am a fanboy (yes I admit that, but you should've already known from my name), he absolutely sucks at poker.

Alex on the other hand, has thousands of minds and every one of them most likely have experience with poker.

MC... actually it's hard to say if he's good or not, but with his helmet on, he has the ultimate poker face.

LLLLLink
Mario starts telling dirty stories about Peach in hopes to steal a glance at the distracted player's cards.

wammamram
everyone see kratos's penuis and goes home to cry

Sin_Volvagia
Kratos loses the first round and attempts to beat everyone to death with the table.

Dante loses next because he sucks at gambling.

All that's left is Mercer, Mario, and Master Chief.

Mercer gets disqualified for cheating (regenerating clothes) and Chief wins for having armor and possible clothing inside.

BloodRain
They all give up as strip poker with an all male cast isnt right.

Heythere,Honey
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Last one with their pants wins.
Then Kratos auto-loses due to lack of pants?

Phanteros
Kratos doesn't have pants.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by BloodRain
They all give up as strip poker with an all male cast isnt right.

This. If Jill Valentine or Samus was in this poker game, we'd all win.

ScreamPaste
They all come from different games with different currency. Coins, actual money, forget the name of that Greek coin. mmm

POINT IS: Nudity is a universal currency. So far it appears MC wins.

Son of Sparda
coulda done with more bewbs I admit.

But yeah MC wins.

ScreamPaste
If I put Samus or something in here the thread would be full of comments like:

"___ cheats so Samus loses, we all win"

THIZ, IZ, POKAR!

Son of Sparda
Give each player a chance to invite a VG babe or two each stick out tongue

Darkstorm Zero
Originally posted by Son of Sparda
Give each player a chance to invite a VG babe or two each stick out tongue

This. Give each character a female partner, double the table.

Do this and everyone would play straight edge, especially if they are rivals.

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