Biosuit Wikus versus AMP Colonel Quaritch...

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Rogue Jedi
Wikus, in the Biosuit: (District 9)

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versus

Colonel Quaritch in his AMP suit:

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The fight takes place on Pandora.

KingD19
Wikus in a stomp.

The Prawn Biosuit was superior in every way...extremely powerful weapons, more maneuverable, more durable, etc....

Jake was actively fighting against the AMP after the bayonet broke off.

Rogue Jedi
One thing, Quaritch was far better trained than Wikus. He knew exactly what he was doing, whereas Wikus was stumbling through it.


But OK, scenario two: Quaritch has six AMP Marines as backup.

KingD19
Doesn't matter, Wikus will still rape him with all those weapons.

Even with 6 marines as backup(which is kind of stacking it in the Col. favor) Wikus still wins. Navi arrows were piercing through the cockpit of the AMP suits, Wikus' bullets and weapons would easily penetrate them.

Rogue Jedi
Yeah, the glass cockpits of the AMP's, wtf?

KingD19
Yeah, that wasn't very smart.

Rogue Jedi
MAJOR design flaw to say the least.

NemeBro
Like Quaritch even needs his AMP. estahuh

Rogue Jedi
What was he without it? Just a Marine.

NemeBro
"Just a Marine?"

Bah.

John Cena was "just a marine."

Colonel Quaritch is the absolute epitome of manliness and badassery.

Rogue Jedi
And he got pwned by Sully. Doooooooooooooooooooh.

NemeBro
Nah ah.

It is all part of his master blood.

His blood dripping on Pandora will spread an infection, which will end all life on Pandora as we know it and allow him to take full control over the planet, which will henceforth be called Quaritchtopia.

Rogue Jedi
Who do you think he is, McClane?

NemeBro
To compare a mere cop such as McClane to the awesome power of Quaritch is an insult sir.

Rogue Jedi
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....McClane would rip Quaritch's spine out and use it as a toothpick.

Kazenji
Now were overblowing things out of portion......

Rogue Jedi
Nuh uh we aren't. It's the ****in McClane.

Kazenji
Yeah and well Spider-Man can destroy the Death Star by punching it..............

Rogue Jedi
Not if the shields are up.

Kazenji
I'm sure Riddick can shut them down.

Rogue Jedi
Only if he has his goggles on.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....McClane would rip Quaritch's spine out and use it as a toothpick. Incorrect!

Quaritch would just flex his muscles and shoot a molten hot stream of testosterone from the veins in his neck.

Rogue Jedi
McClane would cast fiendfyre with his penis and roast the Colonel.

Robtard
Wikus, easy. Only thing the marine-boy had going for his was massive rage due to his repressed homosexuality.

Rogue Jedi
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Darth Martin
Originally posted by NemeBro
Colonel Quaritch is the absolute epitome of manliness and badassery. Absolute epitome, eh?

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Not quite. stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Hush yo mouth.

KingD19
HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE BLACK DYNAMITE WITH SHAFT!!!

BLACK DYNAMITE IS WHAT SHAFT WISHES HE COULD BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!!!

Rogue Jedi
Black guys a black guy to me.

Darth Martin
Originally posted by KingD19
HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE BLACK DYNAMITE WITH SHAFT!!!

BLACK DYNAMITE IS WHAT SHAFT WISHES HE COULD BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!!! Must be misunducated. roll eyes (sarcastic) Real recognize real. cool

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