Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Who was that masked man?

the pope in his younger days

I don't think it's the Pope, he doesn't drink and the Gangster looks pissed.

it is you

Just because he's pissed, you think it's me.

he doesnt look to pissed and I dont see a mask...............

you are indeed correct, it is me and not the lone ranger. I am quite pissed though.

I am sooooooooooooooooooo clever indeed. by the way corran can you see my sig ???

He looks like he's high on something to me....................

adrenaline, so what about my sig?

Sigs all seem fine now.

BTW, Corran... very suave!

Ah... now sigs NOT fine. Odd.

Sigs seem fine. Thanks Ush, it's not very often someone that pissed gets called Suave, imagine how suave I'd be sober.

Why, you would be the Suavemeister!

Guys you need to move your sigs over to the KMC servers. My BT webspace is down for the moment.

mine is working...I guess

Oooooo....nice pice, Corran. Sexy. Want me to carry your gun for ya ?

derringer?

Walther PPK.

ours are uploaded on this server. I was wondering what hapenned to ush's and finiti's siggies.

Looking pretty sharp there Corran.

Do you have a violin case with a gun in it, or is it full of pies and cans of beer as usual?

Fagetaboutit!!!!!!

Come on, Tex....at least the stripes are going in the right direction.

His other suit has arrows printed on it.

So Corranio what are you drinking there

Moon shine?

or some cheap italian thing oh have I a song for this occasion

"Corranio`s waiting
Talking Italian
Corranio's waiting
Talking Italian
Corranio's waiting
Talking Italian
Talking Italian
Corranio`s waiting " - (rewriting of ) Bananaramas Robert De Niros`s waiting

How cheap...

what do you expect it is italian

Love your new avatar Finti, it rocks.

Like the man himself

Who Darth or Anakin?

the one mentioned in the sig

I've tried to find a photo of me sober but there just isn't one.

Mech the violin case is full of beer and pies, good spot.

and I am drinking some sort of beer, I was drunk so at that stage as long as it's alcoholic, that's all that matters.

Finti,the new avatar is great.u should try changeing the sig too and you would have a complete new look

I dont think thats ferry original fitch!

the sig is way too cool to change, and it speaks the truth

you would say that!

and you all know it

...does look italian

what looks italian?

corran

oh, yes his dress do look Italian

Hey Luigi, giva da ugly Italian chap anuda beer, eh!

com esta mafioso?

Com esta sleepa wid da fishes?

La vecia senoria?

hey brito, youre the country famous for fish and chips wrapped in newspaper.

I bambini si arrestano, o tutti nuoterete con i pesci.

tutti frutti

Corran is now the resident Godfather.

Fafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafaf.....Scorchio!

Feck, I thought you were like 16.........

he is..just looks mature for his age

Jeezz, see what all that drink and drugs can do to a person....

don't be so rough

dont be so synical Fitch!

It's all true my paper round was uphill I am 16, but I will be 17 in April.

should I take that as a compliment ?

take it how you want to take it, but if you suddenly deside your hungry......

hmm where is those beers

Mmmm Beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
I agree that the wheel was also a very good invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

*raises one eyebrow* tut! *shakes head*

What now you don't like Pizza?

is that possible that someone doesnt like pizza

You wouldn't think so, but stranger things have happened.

really?

I once saw a dog with a monkey sitting on its back with a parrot sitting on the head of the monkey, when I was in Sri Lanka.

That was pretty strange, I have a picture of it somewhere too.

you ate them afterwards ?

The dog!?!

this thread has gone totaly off topic!

Yes, this was about me.

Lets start talking about me again. Me, me, me....anyone want a beer while we talk about me?

I don't care what the topic is if there's free beer on offer.

*Cracks open a can*

Cheers mate.

I usually like to drink Guiness or Bitter but these Stella's are all I have at the moment, so they'll have to do.

*cracks open another can*

I just *hih* finished mine.I'll *hih* take another one.....if I can aim the freezer

Hey, you're not old enough to drink. There's some Pepsi in the Fridge.

ohhhh really.....chummy .how old are you anyway ?
I dear you...a drinking competition

A drinking competition, Hmmm, no it's too easy. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel

never challang a brit to a drinking contest Fitch, they drink any thing that resembles liquid stuff

Not anything, it has to have alcohol or cafeine in it.

not that I'm scared or anything....but I'll listen Finti this time...

you brits drink everything

I wonder if you add something to the beer,if they notice ?

*cracks open own supply of Fosters and opens a pouch of Amber Leaf, rolls a ***, chucks Fitch a beer*

Now I bet your going to say theres a law against girls drinking Beer and smoking rollies?

The Rollies are OK and the Beer's fine but only when you turn 18.

hey! common, dont tell my you never drank alcohol under the age limit!

I wont tell you that

the age limit really sux.I can buy as much alchool,cigars and stuff like a grown-up.We have laws but nobody respects them though.....
Corran.....you stick to the laws too much....

...."Corran" says it all...

and why is that ?
explain

you can discuss it over a nice goulash meal

as we "like" the hungarians,you like the swedish.....and don't piss me off or I'll invite some swdish ppl around here....

The Corran is a Holy Book for the Arabs, that's why !
And watch it.. there might be some hungarians around here...

I told enough crap bout them,so if they were they knew

and where the hell has this conversations gone..............?


............................RIGHT DOWN HILL!................lets get back on topic shall we?

which is?

CORRAN!

sanglant!

OK back on Topic more info about ME, I could tell you that, but it would be a lie.

Strapping?

btw, that would be the Koran.

Well, close enough...

Not quite, I am not a book.

who knows......

Me, I know. And I am telling you so.

shell i belive you ?

U don't have double covers do u ?

(rusky,let try to get back on topic at all the topics.plz)

Ooooooookay....

So tell me Corran, were you entertaining any ladies this weekend just gone?

Errrm, kind of.

he was a clown in a girls bd party

Actually a juggler, but close enough.

whats the difference

A clown drops the balls on purpose for comic value. I drop them because I am not very good at it.

Sanglant is the name of a character in a book series I'm reading at the moment but I used the name because its foul sounding and because it was aimed as an insult. your nothing like the actual character.

Oh, it is the French for Strapping too, I mistook it for a strange compliment.

have to admit it is a comic value in you dropping your balls Corran

When it's put that way, yes I suppose it is.

....................*smirk* .............................

How rude.

aw! did some one get out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Let me think no I got out the right side of the right bed this morning

whatcha embarrassed for?

I thought I had been caught out getting out of the wrong bed, but after thinking about it I wasn't

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you caught yourself out there! you just admited something none of us were getting at and you slipped up big style! so, you'd beter spill the rest common!................

There's not much to spill really, I am not always a good boy.

I think that about covers that.

*smiles and shakes head* disgraceful!

Hangs head in shame. Sorry.

you, the ADULTS are the one setting a BAD EXAMPLE for us youngsters!
then you lot wonder why we do what we do!

What can I say? I try my best.

What is making you ill?

you! being proud of the example you set for the younger generation!

I'm was not being proud of the example I set. I meant that I try my best to be good, but it's not always possible.

you Lie! your purely Kinky admit it!

Not sure that can be gauged from what has been stated here, isn't it just normal human behaviour to, well you know.
In fact I would say that no I am not really kinky, I just have a good healthy interest in the fairer sex.

its not human behaviour, it's PRIMATIVE behaviour!

Well yes.

djee! I cant get a good argument out of you can I?

I find it better to just annoy you by trying to just sound reasonable.

*growls*

See, now that makes me feel better.

*growls fiercely and 10 desibels louder*

its not supposed to scare you! its to vent excess energy, fool!

Go on do it again.

why?!

I like it, dah.

duh