Another Poker Thread
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XanatosForever
Strip Texas Hold 'em between six. Each player will have an accompanying female. For each round lost, the girls have to lose an article of clothing/armor/coding/what-have-you, but only to undergarments. Last one to get his girl to her skivvies "wins".
The Contestants:
Kratos, with Athena
Mario, with Peach
Master Chief, with Cortana
Nathan Drake, with Chloe Frazer
Jim Raynor, with Sarah Kerrigan
Dante, with Lady
ScreamPaste
Money's on Raynor, also, my hopes.
Kerrigan is ... droolio
BloodRain
Trish and not Lady?
bah
Son of Sparda
Trish looks like a man from the neck up. shoulda used someone else
MC wins
XanatosForever
Originally posted by BloodRain
Trish and not Lady?
bah Originally posted by Son of Sparda
Trish looks like a man from the neck up. shoulda used someone else
MC wins
There, fixed. I haven't gotten a chance to play any DMC since the original, so I'm sorely lacking in knowledge of available females.
Son of Sparda
should use a crossover character like Bayonetta (actually don't) or Terra.
Seriously though MC wins through super luck
and the fact that Cortana is an AI which is haxx
XanatosForever
Cortana and the other girls aren't playing the game, I thought I made that clear. They're strictly eye candy and incentive for the guys to play right and good.
Sin_Volvagia
Dante will be the first to lose since he's always prone to bad luck in gambling.
BloodRain
Kratos then Dante are the first to lose. Wins.. ?
FinalAnswer
Cortana doesn't even have any clothes, does she? =l
MC wins due to ultimate poker face.
NemeBro
Originally posted by XanatosForever
but only to undergarments Ghey.
XanatosForever
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Cortana doesn't even have any clothes, does she? =l
MC wins due to ultimate poker face.
A simple matter of adjusting her coding.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Ghey.
Hey, this thread is probably already borderline with the rules, I don't want any incentive to get it closed. Besides, nothing's stopping you from using your imagination.
iChaos
I would've preferred Dante and Bayonetta.
Son of Sparda
Bayonetta is ugly. Plus she can cheat.
BloodRain
Originally posted by iChaos
I would've preferred Dante and Bayonetta.
Bad Chaos, bad bad iChaos. Lady>Bay
iChaos
Lol, ignore that. Nah, Lady is a whiny *****.
Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by iChaos
Lol, ignore that. Nah, Lady is a whiny *****.
She never was whiny, especially after DMC 3.
Kazenji
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kerrigan is ... droolio
Not when she has all that Zerg crap all over her.
ScreamPaste
Originally posted by Kazenji
Not when she has all that Zerg crap all over her. Actually, this makes her hotter, imho.
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/tb_640x480.jpg
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