Link vs Kain WITH A TWIST

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FinalAnswer
The setting.....New York City. Two interdimensional beings prepare for a rather unique battle.

They both must convert as many people as possible to their religion (Linkism, Church of the Latter Day Raisens)

Both Kain and Link can use everything in their possession to gain converts. When everyone in New York City has been converted, whoever has the most converts wins.

FTR, Kain and Link can't kill each other. Their fanatics can kill each other though (No turning people into vampires Kain)

Who shall triumph?

The Scenario
Link uses the Song of Healing to heal people; gains more followers.

FinalAnswer
Kain uses the power of his vocal courds

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MooCowofJustice
Link is easier on the eyes, more people are willing to look at him and treat him like he exists.

BloodRain
Mind control people to convince other people? Like a politician to get people and a crime lord to send him goons to kill the other side.. along those lines.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Link is easier on the eyes, more people are willing to look at him and treat him like he exists.
You saying Kain hasnt got the looks?

XanatosForever
Modern day New York? They both get laughed off the island for being cosplayers. haermm

mechagoomba
if links still hanging around with a fairy he doesnt have a chance

BloodRain
Mute in a green floppy hat and tights with a fairy as a companion.

Guy who looks like his face is melting off and general monster appeal.

NYC's gonna love em stick out tongue

The Scenario
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Link already won.

NemeBro
To be honest, Kain is the far better lawd, and probably would not be above converting by force. He would win.

FinalAnswer
But Link has many similarities with JAYSUS, and his powers are actually beneficial to others

NemeBro
DOMINATION OVER JUST RULE!

LLLLLink
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
But Link has many similarities with JAYSUS, and his powers are actually beneficial to others

Power, Wisdom and Courage. See, its the Holy Trinity!

Also, Link gains the support of PETA with the Bremen Mask.

FinalAnswer
If he gets the support of PETA, Link will fail =l

LLLLLink
Well, we all know that Link doesn't give a damn about animals, because he is a repeat cucco-abuser and horse leg-hurter. However, PETA girls sit naked in cages. no expression

FinalAnswer
PETA ****s animals and tries to change the names of cities to retarded names.

=l

LLLLLink
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
PETA ****s animals and tries to change the names of cities to retarded names.

=l

Don't get me wrong, I hate PETA. The bastards ruin people's lives to uplift an animal's life. Animals are meant for eating, manual labor and the enjoyment and servitude of mankind.

BloodRain
PETA tries to change city names?

Phanteros
Link. Everyone will think Kain is Satan and try to beat him.

FinalAnswer
Tried to change a city's name to www.KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

srsly =l

BloodRain
no expression all extremists have issues..

MadMel
kain, knows mind control - he wins wink

ScreamPaste
Master sword breaks curses!

Link converts Kain's followers against him after breaking said mind control.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by MadMel
kain, knows mind control - he wins wink

Mind control he has never used on a massive amount of people for extended periods

BloodRain
Originally posted by BloodRain
Mind control people to convince other people? Like a politician to get people and a crime lord to send his goons to kill the other side.. along those lines.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
extended periods

BloodRain
Originally posted by BloodRain
Oh, right.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by MadMel
kain, knows mind control - he wins wink

Link uses the Mask of Truth or Lens of Truth to allow the masses to.........see the truth. no expression

Link uses the power of tasteful music to sway the masses.
Four Sword + Deku/Zora/Goron/Hero = Band.

FinalAnswer
Kain absorbs the souls of the popular bands, gains their skills, mixes them together, and becomes a music God.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Kain absorbs the souls of the popular bands, gains their skills, mixes them together, and becomes a music God.

Kain accidentally absorbs Miley Cyrus and fails hard.

FinalAnswer
Doesn't she live in California?

LLLLLink
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Doesn't she live in California?

She's on tour. wink

Link throws Nancy Palosi into the sun for great justice.

Heythere,Honey
Originally posted by LLLLLink
Kain accidentally absorbs Miley Cyrus and fails hard. That made me ROFL hard.

MooCowofJustice
I think Miley Cyrus and Nancy Palosi should switch jobs. This could potentially increase the chances of Miley Cyrus being shot.

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