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stand up fight and ground fight
kickbox+BJJ (brazilian jiujitsu NOT BLOW JOB JOB)

who is this guy?

i am a real MMA fighter. i was doing various MA fighting b4 it ever became popular b4 they got turd fighters who only have size and random power punching against an equally useless ape man fighter who was taken off the streets, those guys would be killed in a back alley fight with a real man who could one shot kill them with an attack.

i was actually asked if i was a fighter at one of the 1st MMA sponsored event at the pavalion in nevada in my home town when it was build solely for MMA fighting when they didnt have any rules yet.

i did some tournaments as a kid an adult in mix martial arts not like the ones today...

i got:

boxing
tae kwon do/ korean kick boxing
american wrestling, some basic jujitsu, police/military grappling training..


and that is not including my full knowledge of military combat and innate knowledge.

I am a master of 11 different martial arts. I have been training since I was 2. I can split plywood with my penis.

damn.. even when its limp?

Especially when it's limp. I also spar with Chuck Norris daily, I eat glass, and I shit ice cubes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Especially when it's limp. I also spar with Chuck Norris daily, I eat glass, and I shit ice cubes. i call bull on ur chuck statement. i actually met chuck for reals.. lets just say i am so manly i would tear chuck a new one no disrespect intended to him but when me and him shook hands i had the stronger grip and he passed the glow to me... also he is passed his prime.

I am Marv, from Sin City.

well i am enrque iglesias with a lil wolverine thrown it the mix. attitude and fighting skill as well as muscled

I am John McClane. I win.

I practice BJJ and kickboxing/MMA/grappling.

This is a picture from the Open Dutch Championship Grappling at Ede, The Netherlands.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
I practice BJJ and kickboxing/MMA/grappling.

This is a picture from the Open Dutch Championship Grappling at Ede, The Netherlands.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Which one are you?

I' m still a brunette.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

women fighters athletes are hot.

did you beat the blond?

the blond is ****in hot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the blond is ****in hot. droolio

Can't see much of Storm, she looks like she might be a hottie too.

Met Chuck Norris too. Many years ago. He's as tough as they say, could kill you with his beard.

i got pictures... and he transferred his awesomeness to me more commonly known as the glow in the MA world

I took tae kwon do and grappling classes for 3 years plus i know a little tai chi tho most would say tai chi is exercise more than self defense does that count ?

what is the weakest person u guys have ever beaten on?


i ask b/c i think it be funny..

my friend cody

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
my friend cody did you use ur MA? and what was so weak about them?

I was was shitfaced and he wasn lol the inability to feel pain is good sometimes lol

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
and innate knowledge.

Like biting and scratching?

Originally posted by Robtard
Like biting and scratching? dont forget genital kicking while screaming "THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU!!"

Originally posted by Robtard
Like biting and scratching? crotch kicking, eye thumb pressing and eye ripping... kill punches/knees, elbows to weak areas of the body...

most importantly nipple twisting..

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
dont forget genital kicking while screaming "THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU!!"

Ha, Bobby. Happened to watch that ep about 2 weeks ago.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
crotch kicking, eye thumb pressing and eye ripping... kill punches/knees, elbows to weak areas of the body...

most importantly nipple twisting.. nipple twisting really ???Originally posted by Robtard
Ha, Bobby. Happened to watch that ep about 2 weeks ago. damnwas hoping no one would get that refference

I am a master of the shocker technique!

no your a moron

i mastered the kung fu style of tiger claw....


also the weakest person i beat was a teenage girl who was a junior olympic TKD athlete and future Olympic hopeful... it was funny as all hell i was 22 i think at the time...

to be fair she at 15 or 16 did beat up my 23 yr old student who was a blue belt and had recently gotten out of the marines in a sparring match..

actually i lied the weakest person is probably one of my past younger students somewhere around the 7 or 10 yr age range.. but its all in good fun.

if mma means attempting to fight like neo in the matrix reloaded, then yes.

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