My Indiana Jones moment

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Rogue Jedi
So I get to work last night and there is an indian lady and man sitting on the couch in the lobby of my hotel. This was 11 pm my time. My coworker, Maria, who I was relieving, said they were trying to get her to give them a free room. Naturally she said no. So Maria left and I asked them if i can help them, they say they are guests. I tell them to show me their key and prove it, and they say they are using the free wireless internet my hotel provides. Against my better judgment I said OK.

An hour passes. I'm working on this and that, I look up, and they are asleep on the couch. I wake them and tell them they cannot sleep in the lobby. 15 minutes later, I can hear the two of them asking my hotel guests for money.

I go to them and tell them that they have to leave the property because they are not guests, they have no key, and are loitering.. They got upset and called me something, and wouldn't leave. Finally I said "Please leave or I will call the cops."

The lady left, but the guy wouldn't go, so I had to go and grab is arm to escort him out.

Well, as all this was going on, a group of 5-6 guests were sitting in the dining room, a few feet away. I was going to use the microwave to heat up my supper, and when I neared them, a coupla them held their keys out and were like "Dude, we are guests here, I swear." They thought I was gonna interrogate them about whether or not they had their key.


haermm


I felt like this:


PDOusjjKuFo

steverules_2
You mean while not well...dude seriously roll eyes (sarcastic)




















































Now I'm a douchebag! awesome

Rogue Jedi
That.s not even the best part. As I was manhandling the guy out, the lady was screaming "where's the manager!!!" I was like "He'll be here at 7, now LEAVE."

She asked what his name, so I gave her a false one, for the lulz.

I said "His name is Michael Hunt. He goes by Mike. Call back in the morning and ask for Mike Hunt."

"Mike Hunt?"

"Yes, Mike Hunt."



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lord xyz
Don't you have any friends?

Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Do you?

Ax3l
I'm waiting for XYZ's reply.

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So I get to work last night and there is an indian lady and man sitting on the couch in the lobby of my hotel. This was 11 pm my time. My coworker, Maria, who I was relieving, said they were trying to get her to give them a free room. Naturally she said no. So Maria left and I asked them if i can help them, they say they are guests. I tell them to show me their key and prove it, and they say they are using the free wireless internet my hotel provides. Against my better judgment I said OK.

An hour passes. I'm working on this and that, I look up, and they are asleep on the couch. I wake them and tell them they cannot sleep in the lobby. 15 minutes later, I can hear the two of them asking my hotel guests for money.

I go to them and tell them that they have to leave the property because they are not guests, they have no key, and are loitering.. They got upset and called me something, and wouldn't leave. Finally I said "Please leave or I will call the cops."

The lady left, but the guy wouldn't go, so I had to go and grab is arm to escort him out.

Well, as all this was going on, a group of 5-6 guests were sitting in the dining room, a few feet away. I was going to use the microwave to heat up my supper, and when I neared them, a coupla them held their keys out and were like "Dude, we are guests here, I swear." They thought I was gonna interrogate them about whether or not they had their key.


haermm


I felt like this:


PDOusjjKuFo
sounds like you had fun laughing out loud

Wild Shadow
i think this would have bn more appropriate for u..

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That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i think this would have bn more appropriate for u..

wjKuS7b2NjA
i remember that being the first time i heard Silent Bob talk stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm waiting for XYZ's reply. I could give half a shit about his reply.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I could give half a shit about his reply.

So you're gonna go round his place and do a half poop if he replies? Interesting

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by steverules_2
So you're gonna go round his place and do a half poop if he replies? Interesting Nah, I'll just ***** slap his mum for not swallowing him.

mikeydude
heh, i just pissed myself.





































not really. no expression

Rogue Jedi
shifty

Dorian Belmont
roflmao

Rogue Jedi
Hmm?

Tired-Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So I get to work last night and there is an indian lady and man sitting on the couch in the lobby of my hotel. This was 11 pm my time. My coworker, Maria, who I was relieving, said they were trying to get her to give them a free room. Naturally she said no. So Maria left and I asked them if i can help them, they say they are guests. I tell them to show me their key and prove it, and they say they are using the free wireless internet my hotel provides. Against my better judgment I said OK.

An hour passes. I'm working on this and that, I look up, and they are asleep on the couch. I wake them and tell them they cannot sleep in the lobby. 15 minutes later, I can hear the two of them asking my hotel guests for money.

I go to them and tell them that they have to leave the property because they are not guests, they have no key, and are loitering.. They got upset and called me something, and wouldn't leave. Finally I said "Please leave or I will call the cops."

The lady left, but the guy wouldn't go, so I had to go and grab is arm to escort him out.

Well, as all this was going on, a group of 5-6 guests were sitting in the dining room, a few feet away. I was going to use the microwave to heat up my supper, and when I neared them, a coupla them held their keys out and were like "Dude, we are guests here, I swear." They thought I was gonna interrogate them about whether or not they had their key.


haermm


I felt like this:


PDOusjjKuFo

Nice story, "Junior." wink

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Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Nice story, "Junior." wink We named the dog Indiana.

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