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So, when was the last time you clogged the toilet and what did you eat beforehand that probably caused it?

(this thread is dedicated to RJ)

Never. I am a master of toilet management. I look down at the size of he turd I lay and determine if I should flush right away, or if I can afford a wad or two of TP.

Interesting, you of all people I had pegged as a chronic toilet-clogger. A remorseless repeat offender, if you will.

No sir. I prepare my food carefully, savor it on the way down, enjoy the digestion process. I figure I should pay it just as much respect on the way out.

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