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Listen, I've been here for far too long. Now, I probably wont find it too difficult to move on from this place, so I might as well do it now or soon.

So, I figured with me probably leaving this site for good, probably, I'd might as well come clean.

Who you know as Axel or Ax3l is not really me. I've lied about what I looked like, and about a ton of other things.

So...Gotcha!

Any more questions? Ask 'em.

Why so serious?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Listen, I've been here for far too long. Now, I probably wont find it too difficult to move on from this place, so I might as well do it now or soon.

So, I figured with me probably leaving this site for good, probably, I'd might as well come clean.

Who you know as Axel or Ax3l is not really me. I've lied about what I looked like, and about a ton of other things.

So...Gotcha!

Any more questions? Ask 'em.

Why?

Why what?

I think he means why you posed, if you posed, I dont believe you're a poser, you dont seem the type.

Well, at first it was because I love pussy. I still love pussy. So I flash around a picture and I get e-pussy from broads.

Then I started to give a shit about people here, make friends etc. So, I just kept going along with it. Until I trusted someone enough to tell them.

I've told the truth to a few people around these boards and we remain friends. But they're totally cool people.

So, since I've lost all cares about the rest of you people, except for a few who I still like and respect. I figured I'd put it all out there for you to make your decisions about me.

Like I said, though. I don't care.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Well, at first it was because I love pussy. I still love pussy. So I flash around a picture and I get e-pussy from broads.

Then I started to give a shit about people here, make friends etc. So, I just kept going along with it. Until I trusted someone enough to tell them.

I've told the truth to a few people around these boards and we remain friends. But they're totally cool people.

So, since I've lost all cares about the rest of you people, except for a few who I still like and respect. I figured I'd put it all out there for you to make your decisions about me.

Like I said, though. I don't care. Post a pic of you, tell us who you really are?

Well, that's not for everyone here. Like I said before, just the few who I like and respect. They're the ones.

Oh well. Live long and prosper, all that shit.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Why what?

So what is of your story is true, didn't you post a lot of pictures of your girlfriend? Is she real? Do you have diabetes? Were you in an accident and got awarded a lot of money?

That's actually all I seem to remember about you .....

Originally posted by Bardock42
So what is of your story is true, didn't you post a lot of pictures of your girlfriend? Is she real? Do you have diabetes? Were you in an accident and got awarded a lot of money?

That's actually all I seem to remember about you .....

Yes
No
Yes
Yes

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yes
No
Yes
Yes

Ah man, that sucks, I remember she was hot.

So, what do you do? Generally, all day, job, school, hobbies...

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yes
No
Yes
Yes

So weird.



Anyway, I thought this "poser" shit was all out in the open like, 2 or 3 years ago? I thought everyone had moved along, already?


I didn't judge you for it. Not everyone can look like dadudemon (when he's in shape).


It takes hard work and having diabetes doesn't help. As long as you've come clean, no one should judge you anymore. Besides, you have dark humor, and I like it....

Well, now I'm in between things. Actually I'm going back to school to pursuit a career in film making. As for my hobbies, well we all know I have an awesome music taste for the most part. And I'm an amateur amateur film maker and have made a few video's outside of Mort's End.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Well, now I'm in between things. Actually I'm going back to school to pursuit a career in film making. As for my hobbies, well we all know I have an awesome music taste for the most part. And I'm an amateur amateur film maker and have made a few video's outside of Mort's End.

Are you happy?

Yes.

My balls feel kinda funny, but that's pretty much it.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yes.

That's good. If you could get an iPhone or an iPad which would you choose?

Neither. I'll wait for a more affordable/functional tablet PC to come out.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Neither. I'll wait for a more affordable/functional tablet PC to come out.

That's a smart decision. So why are you leaving?

I guess the only thing the iPhone has over my phone is the whole app bullshit. But I hear that'll be coming to Verizon soon enough.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's a smart decision. So why are you leaving? I said probably. But I plan to be busier than I am now.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I guess the only thing the iPhone has over my phone is the whole app bullshit. But I hear that'll be coming to Verizon soon enough.

Well it depends on the platform, I think the Droid is on Verizon for example.

What's the thing in your life that makes you proudest?

Originally posted by Ax3l
I said probably. But I plan to be busier than I am now.

Busy with what?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Busy with what? School and hopefully work. Originally posted by Bardock42
Well it depends on the platform, I think the Droid is on Verizon for example.

What's the thing in your life that makes you proudest? My 3 kids.

Hahaha, tricked you. I don't have any kids.

Originally posted by Ax3l
School and hopefully work. My 3 kids.

Hahaha, tricked you. I don't have any kids.

Why don't you have kids?

i generally operate on the function that no one is exactly as they portray themselves.

I'm only 21 and I'd prefer not to **** my shit up, which that would do.

Plus, I ****ing hate kids. Annoying little bags of disease and snot and goodfornothingness.

Originally posted by Fallen
i generally operate on the function that no one is exactly as they portray themselves. Why? Are you very different from what you portray yourself as?

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm only 21 and I'd prefer not to **** my shit up, which that would do.

Plus, I ****ing hate kids. Annoying little bags of disease and snot and goodfornothingness. Are you a virgin?

Born-again Virgin, maybe.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Born-again Virgin, maybe.

Is there stuff about your life you are uncomfortable to reveal because you find it embarassing?

I think everyone has that in some sense.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I think everyone has that in some sense. Yup. Share?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why? Are you very different from what you portray yourself as?

Its more a matter of show casing different aspects of one's self, highlighting what and which when the mood strikes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yup. Share? Generally if one is uncomfortable to share, one will not share.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Generally if one is uncomfortable to share, one will not share. Want me to go first?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Generally if one is uncomfortable to share, one will not share.

You should, we are all friends here.Originally posted by Fallen
Its more a matter of show casing different aspects of one's self, highlighting what and which when the mood strikes.

You don't think some people just outright lie?

Originally posted by Fallen
Its more a matter of show casing different aspects of one's self, highlighting what and which when the mood strikes.

To answer your question, I am every bit of who i am at any given moment.

Why the edit?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Want me to go first? This thread is about me, you narcissist.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You don't think some people just outright lie?

well yes, of course, but i was referring to myself. I assumed the question was directly aimed at me personally.

Let me think about it, I'm not sure what's embarrassing enough for me to share.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Why the edit?

its the mystique of who i am.

Originally posted by Ax3l
This thread is about me, you narcissist. Hey, if one cannot love ones self, what's the point of existence?

I love myself.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Let me think about it, I'm not sure what's embarrassing enough for me to share. Come on, *****, there's gotta be something.

I don't know what you people really want from me.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I don't know what you people really want from me. I want your cell phone, your TV, and any action figures you have.

I actually have a Master Chief action figure, but that's it. AND YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING IT.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I actually have a Master Chief action figure, but that's it. AND YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING IT. I
ran across some of my old 12 inch SW figures a few months ago.

This wasn't really the conversation I was expecting to have with this thread.

Well, start a new line and I'll follow.

Ah, **** it. For those who doubt me telling the truth about this, I'll give you all proof.

My facebook (don't bother trolling me...Please?): http://www.facebook.com/alex.valkema

My Psuedo-production Company's Website: http://www.Ax3lproductions.com

My youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/ax3lproductions

So, those who care, there you go. If you want to give me shit, don't bother...Please... I figure we both have better things to do.

Nice beard.

One thing I don't like is paranoid people sending me PMs about random shit, and antagonizing me about it, in the process.

Yes, Fallen, I'm talking about you.

Zeus.

You're Zeus? Nice. Sorry about the Kraken.

Yup

Originally posted by Ax3l
Ah, **** it. For those who doubt me telling the truth about this, I'll give you all proof.

My facebook (don't bother trolling me...Please?): http://www.facebook.com/alex.valkema

My Psuedo-production Company's Website: http://www.Ax3lproductions.com

My youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/ax3lproductions

So, those who care, there you go. If you want to give me shit, don't bother...Please... I figure we both have better things to do. Cool, I send you a friend request. Perhaps we will finally be friends!!!

I don't know if I trust this.

Friend request sent, deny away.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I don't know if I trust this. You don't trust my friendship?

Originally posted by dadudemon
One thing I don't like is paranoid people sending me PMs about random shit, and antagonizing me about it, in the process.

Yes, Fallen, I'm talking about you.



as a factoid, there was never any PMs. there was only ever one.

also, it had nothing to do with paranoia. i was merely intrigued by something. eyes

Originally posted by Ax3l
Listen, I've been here for far too long. Now, I probably wont find it too difficult to move on from this place, so I might as well do it now or soon.

So, I figured with me probably leaving this site for good, probably, I'd might as well come clean.

Who you know as Axel or Ax3l is not really me. I've lied about what I looked like, and about a ton of other things.

So...Gotcha!

Any more questions? Ask 'em.

I still wuff you! baka

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I still wuff you! baka You were the first to know, you ho.

Originally posted by Fallen


as a factoid, there was never any PMs. there was only ever one.

also, it had nothing to do with paranoia. i was merely intrigued by something. eyes


Yeah, it was obviously an exaggeration that is quite commonly used. However, I understand your need to clarify that it wasn't plural.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You were the first to know, you ho. That sounded mean since I didn't use any sort of emoticon. :'(

Originally posted by Ax3l
You were the first to know, you ho.

I know. Makes me feel important. stoned

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I know. Makes me feel important. stoned stoned

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah, it was obviously an exaggeration that is quite commonly used. However, I understand your need to clarify that it wasn't plural.

still, i don't know why you answered in the way you chose to. i have no reason to antagonize you or anything of such negative nature.

Okay, you two. This is a thread about me.

Indeed, and I like this new you.

Posting in the most successful thread KMC has seen in 3 months and will see for 3 months.

Not as good as the desu thread that got ~kramass~ banned.

Originally posted by Fallen
still, i don't know why you answered in the way you chose to. i have no reason to antagonize you or anything of such negative nature.

Your PM seemed out of place and rather odd. That's all. What frustrated me was you didn't respond back to me when I asked you about it...making you seem even stranger.


Edit -

Originally posted by Ax3l
Okay, you two. This is a thread about me.

Nah.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your PM seemed out of place and rather odd. That's all. What frustrated me was you didn't respond back to me when I asked you about it...making you seem even stranger.


Edit -



Nah.

i am an odd one.

Bunch of ****ing pricks.

Well, great. This party really died

Originally posted by Ax3l
Well, great. This party really died

Well, you did 4 pages, you are like a rockstar in the OTF now.

That's true. I'm like the smartest kid with down syndrome.

Not funny? It is.

What's your sig from?

Trailer Park Boys.

You couldn't think of a better title for this thread?! uhuh

I didn't want to give it all away right from the get-go. I'm not a whore!

I didn't know anything about you before... I still don't.... nor am I greatly interested. hmm

Thanks for posting in the thread, then.

And thank you for posting this thread in the forum.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I didn't want to give it all away right from the get-go. I'm not a whore!

Now that's a damn lie!

haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Now that's a damn lie!

uhuh

Originally posted by Ax3l
Not as good as the desu thread that got ~kramass~ banned.
Well once you get b& it will be. 13

Originally posted by Barker
Well once you get b& it will be. 13

Still waiting on that SotAM update, you barking motherbarker 13

I thought I would've been your first

Originally posted by Barker
Well once you get b& it will be. 13 Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Still waiting on that SotAM update, you barking motherbarker 13 Originally posted by mitchum
I thought I would've been your first

Originally posted by mitchum
I thought I would've been your first

You silly

Originally posted by Ax3l
I didn't want to give it all away right from the get-go. I'm not a whore!
Pfft. Should have been something dramatic like "You have all been deceived" or "Ax3l is a fraud."

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Still waiting on that SotAM update, you barking motherbarker 13
>implying you're the real mist

**** YOU MEAN IT WAS ALL A LIE???

YOUR GIRLFRIEND ISN"T IN ICU FROM SMACKING HER HEAD IN A DIVING ACCIDENT?

YOU DON"T HAVE CANCER?

YOUR DICK ISN"T HUGE???

THIS IS INCREDIBLE?

wait, or is this stuff we all saw through about 2 minutes after you finished posting it?
bored

Aaaaaaaaahahahaha

Originally posted by One Free Man
**** YOU MEAN IT WAS ALL A LIE???

YOUR GIRLFRIEND ISN"T IN ICU FROM SMACKING HER HEAD IN A DIVING ACCIDENT?

YOU DON"T HAVE CANCER?

YOUR DICK ISN"T HUGE???

THIS IS INCREDIBLE?

wait, or is this stuff we all saw through about 2 minutes after you finished posting it?
bored

That's a mixture of other lies I have been a part of.

YOUR DICK ISN'T HUGE?! oh

I NEVER SAID THAT.

Images of my real dick is reserved for the future Mrs. Ax3l and/or her hot sister. Also, some hookers probably.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I NEVER SAID THAT.
Originally posted by Ax3l
Originally posted by One Free Man

YOUR DICK ISN"T HUGE???

bored That's a mixture of other lies I have been a part of.

Originally posted by One Free Man
That's a mixture of other lies I have been a part of. I was referring to other things on the list that I was a part of.

I'm sure...

K

I mean 3 inches is huge when you only **** kids.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Images of my real dick is reserved for the future Mrs. Ax3l and/or her hot sister. Also, some hookers probably.

sneaky2

That came out wrong. I meant to say...

3 inches is huge when you only rape kids.


Sorry for the confusion.

Originally posted by Ax3l
That came out wrong. I meant to say...

3 inches is huge when you only rape kids.


Sorry for the confusion.
thats still wrong on so many levels oh

Originally posted by Ax3l
I mean 3 inches is huge when you only **** kids. Originally posted by Ax3l
That came out wrong. I meant to say...

3 inches is huge when you only rape kids.


Sorry for the confusion.

That wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Originally posted by Ax3l
That came out wrong. I meant to say...

3 inches is huge when you only rape kids.


Sorry for the confusion. excellent

haermm

#haermm#

Originally posted by Ax3l
#haermm# That was on purpose.

Yeah, **** you, so it took me 8 tries to spell haaermm right or whatever the **** it is.

I wasn't saying anything about you. I ****ed it up, can't be ****ed for fixing it.

**** YOU ANYWAY. Just cause I feel like it.

Feels good, man.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I mean 3 inches is huge when you only **** kids.

Originally posted by Ax3l
That came out wrong. I meant to say...

3 inches is huge when you only rape kids.


Sorry for the confusion.

crylaugh



That's disgusting.

Don't judge, ****er.

Yeah, gosh dangit!

Originally posted by One Free Man
Don't judge, ****er.


Is the asterisk text "poop"?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Listen, I've been here for far too long. Now, I probably wont find it too difficult to move on from this place, so I might as well do it now or soon.

So, I figured with me probably leaving this site for good, probably, I'd might as well come clean.

Who you know as Axel or Ax3l is not really me. I've lied about what I looked like, and about a ton of other things.

So...Gotcha!

Any more questions? Ask 'em.

...

Oh dear.

Originally posted by Barker
>implying you're the real mist

>my face when rejoin kmc
>still nothing interesting happening
>haermm

ermm

Originally posted by Ladyluck
ermm

Post a pic 13


Preferably topless, but bottomless will still be acceptable flirt

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is the asterisk text "poop"? obviously

eat

Originally posted by Ax3l
Well, at first it was because I love pussy. I still love pussy. So I flash around a picture and I get e-pussy from broads.

Then I started to give a shit about people here, make friends etc. So, I just kept going along with it. Until I trusted someone enough to tell them.

I've told the truth to a few people around these boards and we remain friends. But they're totally cool people.

So, since I've lost all cares about the rest of you people, except for a few who I still like and respect. I figured I'd put it all out there for you to make your decisions about me.

Like I said, though. I don't care. i dont know ya dude but the fact that yout you can your a lying poser and a loser is admirable now the healing can begin

Good cause you looked like a ***.

I'd still smoke you out, though.

I think I'll bump this because it's the greatest thread in KMC history.

Have you not ****ing left yet?

I was pretty sure I said probably leaving soon. And not right away.

I hope Seymour was true

http://i39.tinypic.com/2rwksd3.gif

Seymour is the mother****ing truth.

i already knew ..

Woo hoo!