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I'm on my fifth beer of the day.

I'm cracking open my first!!! Shiner bock my nigga.

I have no beer, only tequila.

My niggas. Listen. I bought a Widmer Brothers mix pack or whatever. I started off with Amber, followed by Pale Ali, then my little Indian friend, then Jefe, and went full circle back to Amber.

Translation: Drop Top Amber Ale, Drifter Pale Ale, Halo I.P.A. (Indian Pale Ale,) and then the Hefeweizen. And then Amber Ale again. I guess another Indian is on deck. Or wait, no, a Drifter Pale Ale is on deck, my bad.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I have no beer, only tequila.

Mexico and their poisons. Chihuahuas and Tequila.

The title of this thread makes me want to watch Short Circuit.

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I should bump the Short Circuit Sitcom thread I made.

You know, I never ever even saw that whole movie. I never watched Howard The Duck either.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
You know, I never ever even saw that whole movie. I never watched Howard The Duck either.

Howard the Duck sucked ass...which is why it's a must-watch.

I'm drinking my tequila.

Ahh, take it slow. To kill ya is very vomit inducing if not done right. At least for me.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Ahh, take it slow. To kill ya is very vomit inducing if not done right. At least for me.

I am, mainly because I hate the taste of it.

Dude, you got that right. Pretty much all hard alcohol is so foul, yet tequila is beyond disgusting. However, a friend of mine introduced to me some fine tequila brand that was surprisingly smooth and enjoyable. But still, it was foul nonetheless. **** Im hammered. Well, very buzzed anyway. I should go to bed.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude, you got that right. Pretty much all hard alcohol is so foul, yet tequila is beyond disgusting. However, a friend of mine introduced to me some fine tequila brand that was surprisingly smooth and enjoyable. But still, it was foul nonetheless. **** Im hammered. Well, very buzzed anyway. I should go to bed.

I wish I were buzzed. All the tequila did for me was make my stomach pissed off at me.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I wish I were buzzed. All the tequila did for me was make my stomach pissed off at me.

If you were to smoke a cig, it would probably trigger the buzz mechanizm.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
If you were to smoke a cig, it would probably trigger the buzz mechanizm.

Just got back inside after having a smoke. Nada. Oh well, I guess it's time for bed.

Dude, you must be a robot if you aren't buzzing by now. Wait a minute, just how much tokillya did you drink?

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude, you must be a robot if you aren't buzzing by now. Wait a minute, just how much tokillya did you drink?

About 4-5 shots worth.

Dude, if you are not buzzed, then you have a tolerance of steel. Or, your cousin found the bottle and sneaked some shots, then filled it with water to make it look like it was never used n' such. lol

i can have 4 shots with out a buzz. but my the 5th or 6th i do, of course i dont drink tequila, i drink jager.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude, if you are not buzzed, then you have a tolerance of steel. Or, your cousin found the bottle and sneaked some shots, then filled it with water to make it look like it was never used n' such. lol

I blame it on shitty tequila...cause I know I don't have a great tolerance. I don't drink that often.

The ****ing owl dies...

No Hermione date rape!