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Kazenji
Yep you can thanks to Sideshow collectibles

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=400036

Sadako of Girth
Thats really cool.
smile

queeq
Very nice.

Kazenji
Impressive....most impressive.

queeq
What's the price? A bag of sand?

Kazenji
That would be good.

queeq
Indeed.

steverules_2
So a bag of sand is now worth $189.99?

queeq
Special movie sand.

Sadako of Girth
Cat litter, you mean...?

queeq
Ssshhhh...

Sadako of Girth
With free cat bum-cigars.

queeq
Sounds like a deal.

Sadako of Girth
"Dont try smoking one" is my recommendation.

queeq
Noted.

Sadako of Girth
No one has made that mistake here since Edward "Brown lip" Johnstone of Norwich in that fly-laden summer of 1762.

queeq
Oh yeah, I remember that.

Sadako of Girth
Yes. 'Twas the highlight of practical joking that year...

queeq
We had such laughs in the pub that time.

Sadako of Girth
Mocking the flies that buzzed round his lips over that hot summer.
Kept them off of the mince pies nicely though.....

queeq
And the flies too.

Sadako of Girth
No there were definitely more than two.... stick out tongue

queeq
hehehe

Sadako of Girth
Have you ever shat in a trumpet?

queeq
No. Is that a memorable experience?

Sadako of Girth
I dunno. Im contemplating finding out.

It should be amusing to see the player struggle to get that first note.

queeq
Or the person sitting looking at the trumpet player. Instant tan.

Sadako of Girth
LOL Yeah True interactivity with the audience, that.

queeq
With a bang.

Sadako of Girth
And a "brurprprprprprprprprprrprprrrrrrrrrrrrp".

queeq
Flatulence too?

Sadako of Girth
Well.....simulated flatulence really.....

Which the effect of poop flying everywhere and that distinct blocked trumpet sound should do nicely

queeq
How graphic.

Sadako of Girth
Yes it would be.

queeq
And very, how's that expression, 'in your face'.

Sadako of Girth
Yes. The ultimate mudpack for those hate themselves.

queeq
Mudpack with a nutty smell.

Sadako of Girth
Urrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh

Poopfaced tomfoolery and shenanigans.

queeq
Another great title for a movie.

Sadako of Girth
It be a big seller in Europe. (And with some Brit MPs probably too)

queeq
They'll be starring in it.

Sadako of Girth
LOL laughing out loud

queeq
They are the best actors. I don't know anyone who's can lie like they can.

Sadako of Girth
Yeah but I never buy their performances.
Its all in the eyes, as they say.

When they blink, what they are saying is untrue, generally.

queeq
And when they don't blink.... they also lie, generally.

Sadako of Girth
Well then they are clearly lying about their need to blink when lying.

A "double lie", if you will...

Kazenji
Police Academy

Sadako of Girth
They did many many many many great films.

queeq
Many?

Sadako of Girth
Many many mayyyy manyyyyy manyyyyyyyyyyyy...







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queeq
Especially many.... but what about many good?

Kazenji
Many as in 7 movies

Michael Winslow was the best.

queeq
Seven good movies... Police Academy.... doesn't compute...

Sadako of Girth
In Lassard's dictionary, "Many many many" equates to 'one or two.'

Kazenji
I suppose i should've added that 'all the movies are'nt good except for a couple' for Queeqs computer to work.

queeq
Since I have an Apple I no longer have that problem. It's Police Academy free... wink

Sadako of Girth
I have a MBP, and it ran Police Academy clips fine on it.
But they were from the first two remotely enjoyable movies.
Snow leopard may actually refuse to play anything from Citizens on Patrol upwards though.... wink

Kazenji
I remember hearing a while back there was plans for another one i guess that idea died.

queeq
It has potential... but they need some good writers and actors.

Sadako of Girth
Seems logical with the big "cashrape the eighties" kick that everyones on in hollywood these days.

Hah they can even give it to Michael Bay.
He can make it sufficiently "USA!!!USA!!!" and massage enough military member to throw in the post-9/11 homeland security slant too..

Mahoney tazing students at rallys etc sad

Kazenji
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Seems logical with the big "cashrape the eighties" kick that everyones on in hollywood these days.


Lets hope its not a Cashrape for the new Tron Movie.

Sadako of Girth
New TRON...? WTF? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo....!!!!

*Joins Brother Kazenji in vigil of hope*

Kazenji
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
New TRON...? WTF? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo....!!!!

*Joins Brother Kazenji in vigil of hope*

Yeah thers a new Tron movie coming

where the hell have you been living

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Sadako of Girth
Haha Been pretty busy of late and as a result, Ive been slacking on movie info. stick out tongue

queeq
THen you have been busy for a long time. THis has been buzzing for well over a year now...

Kazenji
And i remember reading somewhere they had plans for another sequel when this one has'nt even been released.

queeq
There ya go.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by queeq
THen you have been busy for a long time. THis has been buzzing for well over a year now...

Been in a hermit like state of busy for more like 7 months... I must've been slacking on the other 5 before that.

I blame the constant obsession with LOST back then.

queeq
Suuuurre....

Sadako of Girth
Yes...use of the words "Back then" might have been stretching it a bit. lol

Sadako of Girth
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Kazenji
Wonder what the deal is with Jeff Bridges character Flynn.

queeq
I think he is stuck in the game... and we're 20 years later.

Sadako of Girth
Closer to 30. Wasn't Tron a 1982 release?

queeq
Damn you're right...

Sadako of Girth
Yeah man.. Where does the time go, eh...?

queeq
Don't remind me.

Sadako of Girth
ok

queeq
Good boy.

Sadako of Girth
Thanks, lady. wink

queeq
Yes, I'm a lady and I do lady's things...

Sadako of Girth
hehehhee Lesbian lady's things, presumably. stick out tongue

Kazenji
The scissor move.

Sadako of Girth
big grin

queeq
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
hehehhee Lesbian lady's things, presumably. stick out tongue

No, I'm a lady...

Sadako of Girth
Been watching Little Britain? stick out tongue

queeq
A lot...

Sadako of Girth
Haha and Blackadder, I take it...?

queeq
Of course.

Sadako of Girth
Good man.

Blackadders 2 through 4 are perhaps our finest sitcoms.

queeq
Abolsutelty. BA1 is bearable, BA3 and 4 are pure genius.

Sadako of Girth
And what a poignant closer, eh?

queeq
Fantastic...

Sadako of Girth
BA 2 is my favorite era.

Queenie and Nursey are mental..!

Kazenji
New trailer for Tron Legacy

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-tron-legacy-comic-con-trailer.html

Sadako of Girth
Hope Flynn isnt gonna just be a small thing in this.
Forget the son.
Thats just generic shit.

The original character is where the story is at.
This could be a mistake like Indy IV was with LeBeouf, the needless addition of the kid in BB 2000 other than the need to get bucks from the young crowd, which f**ked up that movie, dilluting it for they younger audience and ruining the tone and humour that made the original great etc...

And why is the Tron world super rendered with flashy looking shit...?
It was more powerful I think, when more basic and only quasi real looking..... Even if Flynn made it that way (He is a programmer), the hardware that that arcade was running was basic.

That asthetic was part of the charm, lookwise, now it just looks generic hollywood with a tron theme to the design.

Naturally I'll reserve judgement til Ive seen the thing...

Kazenji
I remember reading a while back Brad Bird & Brad Bird of Pixar Fame was doing reshoots for the movie.

Sadako of Girth
Well they've made me care about this movie....
So I hope they don't f*** the story in the arse.

queeq
Empire reported that they sticked rather to the Tron style but made it just a bit more slick. We don't get one person shooter style games or anything.

Kazenji
Only just noticed i typed Brad Bird twice....oh well shit happens.

queeq
Apparantly.

Sadako of Girth
There may yet be a bumper sticker in that, somewhere...

queeq
Hmmm... sounds like a way to make money.

Sadako of Girth
Mmmmmmmmmmm........souuuunnnnnnnnnddddssssssssss.

queeq
Hi Homer.

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

queeq
Hehehe

Sadako of Girth
Urge to killlllllllll......rising.... urrrrrrrge to killllllllllllll..........rising..............

stick out tongue

queeq
You okay?

Sadako of Girth
Time will tell.

I think so.

Kazenji
No possessions from pazuzu ?

Sadako of Girth
.....nor was Pazuzu possessed.

queeq
I thought that was Bill cosby surfacing again. Much worse than Pazuzu.

Sadako of Girth
I was quoting Homer in that episode with the shining homage.

queeq
Ah... didn't see that one, but I figured that was Homer. But maybe it was Bill Cosby pushing him out first. So I dread the next stage of your insanity.

Sadako of Girth
This next stage results in silence a lot.

queeq
Boring.

Sadako of Girth
Boringazzoooooooooooooooooommahmafliiiip

queeq
Hi Bill.

Sadako of Girth
Had a nasty case....... of....... William..............Shatnersyndromelastweek..

queeq
Poor lad...

Sadako of Girth
Yes...... Im....not........sure..........thatitsoveryet!

queeq
Bevare!

Sadako of Girth
Yes, Keptin.

queeq
Pull the chain!

Sadako of Girth
Im................pulling...........on...........the chain, Queeq...

....Im.....waiting................for the flush.

queeq
And?

Sadako of Girth
It...worked.....some measure of success.....was had!!

Now for...acupoftea...Queeq!

queeq
The what?

Sadako of Girth
Cupofteaaa.......Queeq.

queeq
Do I look like a cupofteamaker?

Sadako of Girth
Yes:

For ages..... I thought it was a cool looking blaster in your sig...... but now I truly understand its sleek, elegant tea machine design.

Thats medium milk, with three sugars please. stick out tongue

queeq
Only three?

Sadako of Girth
Im cutting down.

queeq
Good for you.

Sadako of Girth
wink

Kazenji
Do you have any... weasels on a stick?

Sadako of Girth
LOLZ No.....Im afraid we're fresh out of those this afternoon. stick out tongue

queeq
Again?

Sadako of Girth
I know....gonna have to have a word in the shell-likes of the suppliers.

queeq
A word... is that what you call it these days?

Sadako of Girth
Well its an easier name to use for it than "shite" in polite conversation, naturally.

queeq
Is it?

Sadako of Girth
Marginally so.

queeq
I dunno... Shite always comes kinda easy.

Sadako of Girth
...Unless you're constipated.

queeq
Of course.

Sadako of Girth
Damn those gophers.

And their little mounds of shame.

queeq
You've been watching Indy IV again....

Sadako of Girth
No but I did watch the Truck scene in Raiders on Youtube though....

....reminded me so much of why I was a fan all those years.

Best action scene ever.

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