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All of KMC, every member, are gathered in an enlarged version of Lou's basement. Who would you fight? Why? Who would you like to see fight?

The following rules apply:


1: If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

2: Two guys to a fight.

3: One fight at a time.

4: No shirts, no shoes.

5: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

6: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.


Obviously girls can opt whether or not to adhere to the shirt rule.

Id fight your mom. Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahha!

She'd pwn you. She's old school.

old school ftw thumbup

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that someone doesn't get the themes of Fight Club.

Regardless, I'd fight Backfire, he'd love a bit of it. The rule about no shirts is disconcerting, though.

-AC

I am going to just say who I wont fight. Pr, hes Irish......forget that shit, hes crazy! Bada? hes Italian and a mini Herc....so umm yeah NO!

Excellent thread, RJ. You've captured the fighting themed portion of Fight Club, pretty well, with this thread. I like it.



I'd fight Jaden and Wild Shadow. Wild Shadow has had his share of fights, sounds like he would put up a good fight. Jaden...well...he's a brawler and would probably beat me down, but it would be fun for the few seconds to minutes I'd last before he'd connect with a haymaker.

KMC female members because it gives me a reason to touch them up without any sexual charges

Originally posted by steverules_2
KMC female members because it gives me a reason to touch them up without any sexual charges

Lana would so kick your ass.

What's your fascination with fighting, RJ?

Doth protest too much, methinks the male doth do.

What's YOUR fascination with fighting, Bardock?

-AC

Originally posted by The Nuul
Lana would so kick your ass.

Chances are they all would, I'd never hit a woman

Alex. I know I could kick his ass.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Excellent thread, RJ. You've captured the fighting themed portion of Fight Club, pretty well, with this thread. I like it.

...because he copied those rules directly from the movie. Except for the "Don't talk about Fight Club." part. He didn't even bother to change it from Fight Club to something else.

Damn him! uhuh

i dont fight.

but i would fight, Sol.

I'd give walshy the beating everyone's been wanting to.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...because he copied those rules directly from the movie. Except for the "Don't talk about Fight Club." part. He didn't even bother to change it from Fight Club to something else.

He read my post about not understanding that Fight Club was about more than fights, and decided to go in the exact opposite direction, Ken.

It's his thing.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Doth protest too much, methinks the male doth do.

What's YOUR fascination with fighting, Bardock?

-AC

Well it's kinda cool in some ways...like when Batman does it, or on my XBox, or when really athletic people do it and it's fun to watch them beat each other up, or when it is in a cheesy, fake but hilarious way like wrestling...or when midgets do it.

I wouldn't say I am fascinated with it though. But that's not really what I meant anyways, I was wondering what his fascination is with putting himself or people he knows in hypothetical fights ...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'd give walshy the beating everyone's been wanting to. you prick i could take you

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well it's kinda cool in some ways...like when Batman does it, or on my XBox, or when really athletic people do it and it's fun to watch them beat each other up, or when it is in a cheesy, fake but hilarious way like wrestling...or when midgets do it.

I wouldn't say I am fascinated with it though. But that's not really what I meant anyways, I was wondering what his fascination is with putting himself or people he knows in hypothetical fights ...

I was joking. I was going to lead off with: "Oh, you don't have one because to have one is a bit silly.".

I've never understood the baseless obsession with it either.

-AC

I'd fight Walshy for liking Green Day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She'd pwn you. She's old school.

Naw, dude. I'd kick your mom's ass. I'm pretty sure of it.

Your penis would kick her ass...O.o

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Naw, dude. I'd kick your mom's ass. I'm pretty sure of it. Maybe you would.

DDM, my boy is a bit full of himself, maybe I could knock some sense into him.

Chuck Norris vs Darth Vader

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Alex. I know I could kick his ass. ***** wishes. 313

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
He read my post about not understanding that Fight Club was about more than fights, and decided to go in the exact opposite direction, Ken.

It's his thing.

-AC





It's not quite as pretentious (in your direction) as you'd like to think. My post was quite a bit sarcastic. It was just stupid coincidence that my post was related to your post. I was expecting RJ to reply with "nyuck nyuck."


I'd fight you, AC. But it wouldn't be fun because you wouldn't want to fight because you correctly believe it's below you.

LOL, I love you, dude. When I come up and visit you the next time, you should take me for some fish and chips. I hear that they are much better than here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Maybe you would.

DDM, my boy is a bit full of himself, maybe I could knock some sense into him.

You'd break your fist on my face.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd fight Walshy for liking Green Day.

But im safe right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd fight Walshy for liking Green Day.

disgust haters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Maybe you would.

Dude, I'd never fight your mom, yo! What kind of monster do you think I am?

Originally posted by dadudemon
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You'd break your fist on my face. Nah, I'll be fine.

DDM, cos he's got a big ****ing mouth.

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM, cos he's got a pretty ****ing mouth. Gay.

RJ in a McClane/Riggs settler.

He could then try getting all that choereographed pansy shit Riggs does in the middle of an actual fight and see what actually happens when compliance is removed from the equation..

Then I could then use a Zippo to smoke the victory cigarette.


(Assuming RJ's partner doesn't show up at the last minute after he is defeated to shoot me in the nick of time, like usual. )




I would also forgo the use of SUVs.









Bardock too maybe. He has a massive clunking German fist that we have seen evidence of in pictures. One shot from that and its "Ich bin ein Berliner".

(IE: He clean punch a hole through you and you'd resemble a ring doughnut.)
It'll be a challenge staying on that run from those.... lol






Whilst we are on the subject of cool film related fantasy violence....
Heres a working M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens:
am76xV8Aubk

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM, cos he's got a big ****ing mouth.

All the better to suck your balls, just use an SUV

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Whilst we are on the subject of cool film related fantasy violence....
Heres a working M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens:
am76xV8Aubk

I want that....

Me too, man, me too..... *weeps joyfully in admiration watching clip again*

I want one!!

It would be my chosen defense when the Volcano people come for us...

Heres another being used (from another angle): T_dlAmBkr10

HufACX1GepM&NR=1

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
RJ in a McClane/Riggs settler.

He could then try getting all that choereographed pansy shit Riggs does in the middle of an actual fight and see what actually happens when compliance is removed from the equation..

Then I could then use a Zippo to smoke the victory cigarette.


(Assuming RJ's partner doesn't show up at the last minute after he is defeated to shoot me in the nick of time, like usual. )




I would also forgo the use of SUVs.









Bardock too maybe. He has a massive clunking German fist that we have seen evidence of in pictures. One shot from that and its "Ich bin ein Berliner".

(IE: He clean punch a hole through you and you'd resemble a ring doughnut.)
It'll be a challenge staying on that run from those.... lol






Whilst we are on the subject of cool film related fantasy violence....
Heres a working M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens:
am76xV8Aubk ***** please, two words. Baked Beans. The moment you light your zippo I'd fart at you and ignite your ass. haermm

That rifle is shit.

We'll all presume you meant "That rifle is THE shit".

No, it's shit. I'll take Billie's over/under M16/12 guage over that any day of the week.

And while your taking that, the frag grenades'll ensure that your various body parts are airbourne in swift fashion.

Besides......that looks nowhere near as cool as a Pulse rifle..

It doesn't jam, is compact, apparently balances well and is accurrate and has almost zero recoil.

You're just put off by the A12 section needing a manly grip to pump the next round, aren't you...?

The rifle in the vid has no grenade launcher.

Agreed, saw that vid ages ago and was like dude what? It sounds all tinny and shit, like an FAM-AS.

It can launch explosive shells from the remmington pump section.

Didn't see it doing that.

It did in the movie.


It also can in real life too, as that model pump action is known to shoot them.
But if the 200 dollars and per round and licensing are true, I cant blame the guy choosing not to waste em.


But the pump section is clearly used in all three vids, shooting either shells or shot.

The movie pulse rifle is epic, one of the most badass guns in movie history, I agree there.

Ushgarak and Raz! I would love to go flying with those two just to see them get air sick....




....*reads thread title more carefully*




Oh! Fight...well, ermm...I dunno....Storm?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'd give walshy the beating everyone's been wanting to.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Ushgarak and Raz! I would love to go flying with those two just to see them get air sick....




....*reads thread title more carefully*




Oh! Fight...well, ermm...I dunno....Storm?

I was thinking that, too. She's small, so maybe I can get out of it with as little pain as possible. However I think she might have been doing a Martial Art so maybe she'll hurt me bad cry

Storm? Screw that, she'd bend me into a damn pretzel.

Isn't she somewhere around 5'3" and 105 lbs?

Mhm.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Storm? Screw that, she'd bend me into a damn pretzel.

*adds salt*

haermm

I'll fight bardock. Never seen a mexican fight a german.

Oh wait nvm. Three amigos. **** no im not fighting a german.

Originally posted by dadudemon



It's not quite as pretentious (in your direction) as you'd like to think. My post was quite a bit sarcastic. It was just stupid coincidence that my post was related to your post. I was expecting RJ to reply with "nyuck nyuck."


I'd fight you, AC. But it wouldn't be fun because you wouldn't want to fight because you correctly believe it's below you.

LOL, I love you, dude. When I come up and visit you the next time, you should take me for

It's not below me, it's just that I would, ideally, only ever do it to defend myself or my loved ones. I'm satisfied enough with my nether regions that I don't need to exhibit an immature obsession with fighting on the internet. That's all. I don't cnsider "fighting" to be something that "men" do. I see it as something boys do, unless it's a sport or necessity.

I mean no offense by that, before anyone takes some. It was half-serious, but it was a clarification.

I love you too, but you can get your own fish and chips. Unless this is a date...in which case, pick me up at 8:30.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm

Oh, yeah?!

Well, here comes the hot nacho cheese...

Whatchoo say to that tough guy?

I say pour it down the front of Storm's shirt.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Never seen a mexican fight a german.

Oh wait nvm. Three amigos. **** no im not fighting a german.

Tacos de Bucho> Weinerschniztle.

Mr. Parker

Agreed

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Agreed

I pay $7.00 to see that, if you wore a Spider-man suit while kicking his ass.

The red.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's not below me, it's just that I would, ideally, only ever do it to defend myself or my loved ones. I'm satisfied enough with my nether regions that I don't need to exhibit an immature obsession with fighting on the internet. That's all. I don't cnsider "fighting" to be something that "men" do. I see it as something boys do, unless it's a sport or necessity.

I mean no offense by that, before anyone takes some. It was half-serious, but it was a clarification.

I love you too, but you can get your own fish and chips. Unless this is a date...in which case, pick me up at 8:30.

-AC

Generally, I find fighting to be barbaric and below me. I was young and stupid, once. There are a few exceptions, though. But those are generally looked down upon by others, still.



And, why do YOU get to be the woman this time! It has to be Dutch.


Originally posted by Robtard
DDM, cos he's got a big ****ing mouth.

You'd break you fist on my big mouth. I'd bite it, right out of the sky.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Generally, I find fighting to be barbaric and below me. I was young and stupid, once.


You still are, on both counts.

Originally posted by Robtard
You still are, on both counts.

I'm not young at 26. I make A's, man. A's!

I wanna fight BackFire. No reason aside from rolling around with him shirtless.... flirt

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
RJ in a McClane/Riggs settler.






I would also forgo the use of SUVs.

Mhm, you and I going at it would totally settle that debate

BTW you prolly would need an SUV.

I want to fight with BlackSunshine. Oh, wait. We do that all the time already! doh

I'd fight Impediment in the Thunderdome, the winner gets BS's cornhole.

PS, dibs on the metal maul Max hit the retard on the helmet with.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd fight Impediment in the Thunderdome, the winner gets BS's cornhole.

PS, dibs on the metal maul Max hit the retard on the helmet with.

My wife would whine about "pulling out slow so she doesn't poop". It kills my buzz every time.

Originally posted by Impediment
My wife would whine about "pulling out slow so she doesn't poop". It kills my buzz every time.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd fight Impediment in the Thunderdome, the winner gets BS's cornhole.

PS, dibs on the metal maul Max hit the retard on the helmet with. That would be the dumb half of Master/Blaster. Blaster.

.....

...

what's that one girls name?

indian girl? starlover or whatever? but the one that sang the star spangled banner, and sucked

EDIT: Fuze lover, I remember now

oh, and the broad that posted up a naked pic of herself, who was annoying as fuuuuuuck

Originally posted by Selphie
oh, and the broad that posted up a naked pic of herself, who was annoying as fuuuuuuck

Link?

Originally posted by Robtard
Link?

Originally posted by Robtard
Link?

Originally posted by Selphie
what's that one girls name?

indian girl? starlover or whatever? but the one that sang the star spangled banner, and sucked

EDIT: Fuze lover, I remember now

oh, and the broad that posted up a naked pic of herself, who was annoying as fuuuuuuck

Dear crap yes, I'd join ya, do some Double Dragon shit off her face.

Who the hell was she?

Originally posted by Selphie
what's that one girls name?

indian girl? starlover or whatever? but the one that sang the star spangled banner, and sucked

EDIT: Fuze lover, I remember now

oh, and the broad that posted up a naked pic of herself, who was annoying as fuuuuuuck

Only person I remember posting a naked pic was Kelly Bean.

I would fight LanceWindu with BlackSunshine as my team mate.

BS would flash her boobies at Ken as to distract him. Ken would drool with pleasure.

BAM.

Originally posted by Impediment
I would fight LanceWindu with BlackSunshine as my team mate.

BS would flash her boobies at Ken as to distract him. Ken would drool with pleasure.

BAM. Jesus, dude, why don't you just bring a rail gun? It'd be just as effective a weapon.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jesus, dude, why don't you just bring a rail gun? It'd be just as effective a weapon.

STFU, I wanna see BlackSunshine boobs.

Belt of frag grenades, nuclear warhead. McClane in an SUV.....

Originally posted by LanceWindu
STFU, I wanna see BlackSunshine boobs.

See my PayPal account.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, you and I going at it would totally settle that debate

BTW you prolly would need an SUV.
How reply to the same post twice much?
How did you not see the jokey tone to the post...? Epic Face palm.

No. I wouldnt.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How reply to the same post twice much?
How did you not see the jokey tone to the post...? Epic Face palm.

No. I wouldnt. Yes you would

Just cuz.





See what I did there?

Nahhhhhh. It would be forgone.



You however would need your partner to come and shoot me at the last minute or use some underhand surfboard related tacticery.

Nuh uh, I'd become multiple man, grow an adamantium skeleton, draw my lightsaber and cut your pecker off.

Originally posted by Selphie
what's that one girls name?

indian girl? starlover or whatever? but the one that sang the star spangled banner, and sucked

EDIT: Fuze lover, I remember now

oh, and the broad that posted up a naked pic of herself, who was annoying as fuuuuuuck randi!

I'd look around the room and see who has the biggest set of man-t*ts , then fight that person.

Originally posted by Selphie
what's that one girls name?

indian girl? starlover or whatever? but the one that sang the star spangled banner, and sucked

EDIT: Fuze lover, I remember now

oh, and the broad that posted up a naked pic of herself, who was annoying as fuuuuuuck

Oh I remember that picture. It still haunts me.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Oh I remember that picture. It still haunts me.

She was nasty then?

She had an odd facial gesture going on. Like deranged witch or something.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Oh I remember that picture. It still haunts me.

I think you should take it upon yourself to do a reenactment of the post, you know... post a nude pic of yourself that emulates the one she posted. It's only fair.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
She had an odd facial gesture going on. Like deranged witch or something.

How was the rest of her, ie, her body?

Also, think you should take a nuke pic of yourself, with your hands/arms covering the minimum needed to make it PG-13. Yes, this is an excellent idea and would go over well, very well.

You guys don't remember. Now the tard (me), who has the worst memory when it comes to names, will remember for you:

Rae Anne or some shit.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You guys don't remember. Now the tard (me), who has the worst memory when it comes to names, will remember for you:

Rae Anne or some shit.

Rae Anne is Impediment's wife.

Aaaahahahaha I just told him that on the phone.

Edit, take that back, it was Randi.


While Randi did annoying things, she wasn't that bad. She was nice if you were nice to her. That's usually how it works.


And, I DID see complete nudes of her. If anyone is interested, I can "tell" you what she looked like, but she deleted the pictures since she posted them, so I won't be able to give them to you.




hmm


Come to think of it, I haven't been sent nudes from a lady on KMC in a long time.



And, no, Ken, I know that that is Imp's wife's name, as well. I thought Randi was also called Rae Anne. Imp's wife is hot, no doubt. Much better looking than Randi.

Just think of how many people are named Ken...then you'll "see what I did there."

pwned.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aaaahahahaha I just told him that on the phone.

Next week, on Gossip Girl...

-AC

Originally posted by dadudemon
You guys don't remember. Now the tard (me), who has the worst memory when it comes to names, will remember for you:

Rae Anne or some shit.

Ahahaha

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that someone doesn't get the themes of Fight Club.

Regardless, I'd fight Backfire, he'd love a bit of it. The rule about no shirts is disconcerting, though.

-AC

You would enjoy the mouthful of man **** that would flounder their way into your mouth, and thus, your memory for all eternity.

You know me too well.

-AC

I'd also fight Mila till she tapped.

Of course, when I say 'fight', i mean 'sex'.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'd also fight Mila till she tapped.

Of course, when I say 'fight', i mean 'sex'.

And when you say "tap" you mean "kick you in the balls, run away, call the police".

It would probably end that way, yes. It would be worth it, though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ahahaha

Laugh it up!

I still remembered her name.

Don't believe me, look for the poster named Randi. That's her. (Well, I'm not positive...so, if I'm wrong, it was my tard powers fault (again.))

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Next week, on Gossip Girl...

-AC You ever seen Bad Boys? Bad Boys is a good movie. I think you should see Bad Boys. You might learn something from watching Bad Boys. Remember, Bad Boys, not Mean Girls.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You ever seen Bad Boys? Bad Boys is a good movie. I think you should see Bad Boys. You might learn something from watching Bad Boys. Remember, Bad Boys, not Mean Girls.

Don't be sore, just saying!

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't be sore, just saying!

-AC Not sore. Well, I stubbed my toe earlier, it's a bit sore..

Some think Bad Boys 2 was better than the original, I disagree. There was also a Sean Penn movie called Bad Boys but they were just scrawny little punks. Well, Esai Morales wasn't so scrawny. Never was fond of the Bad Boys song that comes with the show COPS.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not sore. Well, I stubbed my toe earlier, it's a bit sore..

Some think Bad Boys 2 was better than the original, I disagree. There was also a Sean Penn movie called Bad Boys but they were just scrawny little punks. Well, Esai Morales wasn't so scrawny. Never was fond of the Bad Boys song that comes with the show COPS.

Still, being a scrawny bad boy is better than being a chatty gossip girl...if you're actually supposed to be a real man.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Still, being a scrawny bad boy is better than being a chatty gossip girl...if you're actually supposed to be a real man.

-AC No doubt.