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They are both bloodlusted.
Aunt may is armed with her purse and alfred has a broom.

aunt may by a mile. idc how much military training alfred got

my money's on the broom!...he's been cleaning house for quite a few years...now is no different.

Golden Oldie FTW.

Originally posted by TheTyrant
Golden Oldie FTW.

i was this and couldnt stop laughing.
props to OP for his creative humor

ill go with alfred. i am sure bruce has taught him a thing or two

Aunt May is like 200 years old and she can still have sex.


Alfred gets raped.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
she can still have sex.
really?

Aunt May stomps verbally, then tells him to put that broom to good use and sweep the floors.

Originally posted by Starscream M
really?

Yes.

1. http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5227/023qnr.jpg
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(credit to Arahan)

Aunt May sedates Alfred before seducing him into bed and stabbing him to death with an ice pick while his hands are tied to the bedposts, then she transforms into Golden Oldie and throws his wrinkly ass into the Sun to cover her tracks.