Dutch versus Matrix.....

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Rogue Jedi
Dutch (Predator) versus Matrix (Commando.)

Two scenarios:

One: H2H combat in a cheesy hotel room, each dressed in civvies and armed with a bowie knife. Winner gets head from Rae Dawn Chong.

Two: Gun battle. Each dressed in combat gear, each has an M-16 and a Desert Eagle and a bulletproof vest, along with three grenades. This scenario takes place in the forest from "First Blood."

Rogue Jedi
Just for the lulz:

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Who has the best one liners?

Darth Martin
They're the same character.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Winner gets head from Rae Dawn Chong. Geek.

Rogue Jedi
Rae Dawn Chong head droolio

Darth Martin
I'll admit, it sounds great to me as she looks like she could give some. But I honestly didn't know the chicks name. Hence, "geek".

Rogue Jedi
"Hot black chick from Commando." Better?

I'm gonna side with Matrix here.

Darth Martin
Yea, I'm real familiar with the character and the film as it was one of those VHS I popped in every other day it seems.

Rogue Jedi
I sense sarcasm in you.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dutch (Predator) versus Matrix (Commando.)

Two scenarios:

One: H2H combat in a cheesy hotel room, each dressed in civvies and armed with a bowie knife. Winner gets head from Rae Dawn Chong.

Two: Gun battle. Each dressed in combat gear, each has an M-16 and a Desert Eagle and a bulletproof vest, along with three grenades. This scenario takes place in the forest from "First Blood."


is this Rae Dawn Chong as she looked back then or currently?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
is this Rae Dawn Chong as she looked back then or currently? Back then, dressed in her stewardess outfit.

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I sense sarcasm in you. What? Your new sig gave you powers?

Why do you change your sig so much anyway?

Rogue Jedi
Why don't you have a sig?

Darth Martin
Don't know how to make one and never really thought to ask anyone.

Rogue Jedi
Tell me what you want, what you really want. I'll make one for you.

Darth Martin
Appreciate it. I'll have to ponder this.

Rogue Jedi
Ponder sounds dirty. I wanna ponder her tata's. ahahahahaahaaaaa.

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