Respect Wobbuffet!

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POKEDEX ENTRY:

Wobbuffet, The "no U!" pokemon.
Type: Psychic
Description:
"To keep its pitch-black tail hidden, it lives quietly in the darkness. It is never first to attack."
Appearance:
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/wobbuffetnou.jpg

Wobbuffet is a pokemon with indomitable spirit, who always hits you back twice as hard as you hit him. Seriously, exactly twice as hard, to the point of mathematical perfection. It's also hilarious, and as such deserves your respect. Wobbuffet doesn't believe in starting fights, and never hits first. But if you strike him, will bounce back and smite you.

Respect.

Trivia stolen from Bulbapedia:
-Its Japanese name, when paired with the Japanese name of its pre-evolution, Wynaut, ソーナノ Sohnano, makes for a potential perpetual conversation of "that's the way it is" followed by "really?", and so on, as seen in Camp Pikachu.
-It may be based on the late Japanese comedian 林家三平 Sanpei Hayashiya, who was famous for repeatedly touching his hand to his forehead while saying one of his trademark lines, そうなんす、奥さん sō nansu, okusan, "That's the way it is, ma'am."
-In addition, its form and available moves may be based on a punching bag; that is, when it is hit, it bounces back. Alternatively, it may be based on the concept of Karma as it can only cause damage if it is attacked first.

Heythere,Honey
Hell yeah! Bow down to the master ya weaklings! *bows down* I'm nawt worthy...

NemeBro
If someone sends out Shuckle to be a dick, send out Wobbuffet to be a bigger dick.

Scream told me this.

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Originally posted by NemeBro
If someone sends out Shuckle to be a dick, send out Wobbuffet to be a bigger dick.

Scream told me this. It's true. They can't even switch out if you do this. Leaving you with a large supply of lulzy options.

Worst case scenario, however, you both have a wobbuffet and send it out at the same time. This results in instant ass-rape.

Heythere,Honey
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It's true. They can't even switch out if you do this. Leaving you with a large supply of lulzy options.

Worst case scenario, however, you both have a wobbuffet and send it out at the same time. This results in instant ass-rape.
It reminds me of the old Transform paradox laughing

Scythe
Yay, the big, blue, immortal dildo sword!

Demonic Phoenix
With 4 complimentary hilt rubies!

stick out tongue

(Say, which Deadpool comic did you get those pics in your sig from? Or is that fan-art?)

Scythe
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
With 4 complimentary hilt rubies!

stick out tongue

(Say, which Deadpool comic did you get those pics in your sig from? Or is that fan-art?)

For added protection!

They're official. They're the Deadpool Corps.

http://comics.ign.com/articles/106/1066378p1.html

Heythere,Honey
If Wobbuffet is a dildo, what's the black thingy for?

Scythe
You know....!

Heythere,Honey
But I don't. erm

Scythe
I don't either, I thought you knew.

Heythere,Honey
I smell a conspiracy. THE EVIL SHUCKLE!!! mad

Scythe
I thought it was a turd thingy.

Heythere,Honey
Nah, no one wants a dildo with a turd attached.

MooCowofJustice
Wobbuffet dittos are the worst thing in any game ever.

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Behold Wobbuffet's hilarious power.

Ridley_Prime
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-bobafett.jpg

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-wobbuffet-wangofett.jpg

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