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fight inside the the gang boss building with everyone already dead and lying around...

Hit Girl.

She's too deadly with firearms.

i think the movie is funny as all hell her and big daddy amp'ed up the movie comic street lvler to a whole new lvl...

Yeah, h2h she gets demolished, but give her a gun or her sword-stick thing and she takes more wins than losses.

I didn't think it was that advanced. Watchmen had better action.

The Kick-Ass fellating is getting a bit out of control, now.

I'll be honest.

-AC

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Hit Girl.

She's too deadly with firearms. How deadly? McClane deadly? Preston deadly? El Mariachi deadly?

This is right up her alley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAd9hdteAeo

If they do not start out in the same room, I could see Batman using stealth to get in close and beat her H2H, but in a confrontation not starting within arms-reach HG has the advantage with her firearms.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
This is right up her alley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAd9hdteAeo Meaning....she's as good as Gibson?

Yeah she pretty much duplicates that whole scene towards the end. She runs up a narrow corridor with 20ish guys shooting at her and annihilates them all. Her gun accuracy and skills with her throwing knife are right up there too.

edit: the difference being that those guys didn't really seem to fight back against Gibson, he just blitzed them, while Hit Girl was actively zig-zagging past bullets. You decide which is better.

Well if that's true I don't see how Batman beats her.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Meaning....she's as good as Gibson? What she did on film was similar to that scene.

She's better than Gibson factoring all things in. She cannot bend bullets, of course, though.

She's not fighting fodder in a narrow corridor, she's fighting Batman.

Can people stop using fodder being killed by Hit-Girl as a means of showing why BATMAN will lose things? It's dumb.

-AC

Batman cannot dodge nor take bullets. He's dead.

nonsense he's batman.. even movie batman can physically beat superman using brain, tech and body armor.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
What she did on film was similar to that scene.

She's better than Gibson factoring all things in. She cannot bend bullets, of course, though. What about Preston? Can she take him?

I forgot that the general consensus is that Batman just stands there and lets people shoot him.

It hasn't been established how much room they have, what the situation is, what weapons either of them have etc.

Hit-Girl isn't going to be running down a lit corridor, combating thug fodder with Stormtrooper Syndrome.

-AC

No way she takes Preston.

He'd beat her in a gunfight and in H2H combat.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri


It hasn't been established how much room they have, what the situation is


-AC Same problem with the Robocop thread. I pointed it out and was told to deal with it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same problem with the Robocop thread. I pointed it out and was told to deal with it.

With all due respect, you've spent a great deal of time in threads like this blindfolding yourself to facts and evidence when it suits you. You have more biased threads to your name than anyone.

I'm not sympathetic to your complaints.

-AC

I assume this means the place for the final battle in Kick-ass, in which case there really isn't many places that Batman could hide.

And that didn't seem very respectful....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
With all due respect, you've spent a great deal of time in threads like this blindfolding yourself to facts and evidence when it suits you. You have more biased threads to your name than anyone.

I'm not sympathetic to your complaints.

-AC Not a complaint, an observation on the OP.

fine she gets her sword stick, knifes.. 2 guns full clip..knuckle dusters.. night vision

bats gets his standard last movie gear.. light weight body armor.. batarangs.. grappling gun.. night vision/sonar..

man, i cant believe this sh$@ needs to be explained.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I assume this means the place for the final battle in Kick-ass, in which case there really isn't many places that Batman could hide.

And that didn't seem very respectful....

Hence with all DUE respect. If not much is due, not much will be given.

Anyway, if that's the case, then it's a gimped battle.

-AC

Not really. Theres about as much room as the Asia fight and he did fine there.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I forgot that the general consensus is that Batman just stands there and lets people shoot him.

Standing or moving, he isn't fast enough to survive against Hit Girl who has her arsenal with her here.

"Standing or moving, he isn't fast enough..."?

Of course he's not fast enough standing. What the Hell is this nonsense?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not really. Theres about as much room as the Asia fight and he did fine there.

What, against people as good with firearms as Hit-Girl, for a man who relies on stealth to combat armed opponents?

It's a gimped fight.

-AC

To be fair, it wouldn't really matter about the location, her night-vision and skills make it so I doubt Batman could sneak up on her no matter how easy the environment made it.

Does Batman have his sonar thingie here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Does Batman have his sonar thingie here? which one? the bat signal attraction one or the radar visual one

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
which one? the bat signal attraction one or the radar visual one The one he used at the end of TDK.

i already said the he has the standard gear from the last movie he made and i listed night vision and hid radar visual one.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"Standing or moving, he isn't fast enough..."?

Of course he's not fast enough standing. What the Hell is this nonsense?



What, against people as good with firearms as Hit-Girl, for a man who relies on stealth to combat armed opponents?

It's a gimped fight.

-AC

tbh i dont see how its gimped. if the only way batman can win if its in a specific location with specific settings (like it being dark or there being numerous places to hide), then whats the point?

i dont think batmans a good character to use in vs. fights for that reason though.

batman wouldnt hit a girl

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The Kick-Ass fellating is getting a bit out of control, now.

I'll be honest.

-AC
Uh, not nearly as fellatious at the whole Dark Knight era. So what, some of us are finally captivated by a character who is worthy of the attention and fan base she might be receiving, I could see how it might trigger your mockery. Please tell me you at least saw Kick-Ass.

I could honestly see this going both ways. Batman enters the room, sees a little girl with blood all over her, standing there with some swordlike weapon. His first instinct is to maybe...and by then it is too late. He hesitated too long...Hit-Girl already has a knife in his throat.

Or, I could see it the other way. Batman walks into the room, and before he can even assess the situation, Hit-Girl has blasted his head off. Oooops, I mean 'completely' off.

Either way Hit-Girl wins. Especially with her Rated R antics. It's unrealistic that any PG or PG-13 character could even come close to defeating an R.

Originally posted by chomperx9
batman wouldnt hit a girl

I doubt it........

LoL, was waiting for this thread after the other one.

Hit-Girl didn't have a single gun-kill that stood out, every single person she shot was standing, was blinded, was running away or not trying to move or take much cover.

While Batman makes a habit of avoiding gun fire from multiple men armed with automatic machine-guns, did so in BB and TDK, so this is nothing knew to him here. Considering he has all his gear from TDK, he stomps her via batarang or grapple-hook to the face or possibly his sticky gun.

H2H or blades, it's no match, she had trouble with a moderate Karate guy wearing no armor, Batman takes her out in a combo.

Having said that, she'd make a decent Robin, with Batman's training of course.

do you work nightshift or something?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
do you work nightshift or something?

No. I just sleep very little, because I'm so awesome.

YOU ARE SO WEIRD

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
YOU ARE SO WEIRD

Just because I'm no lazy black-person that needs 14+ hours of sleep to function is no reason to call me that. Now show me your *******.

that hurt my feelings.

so no!

I would think Hit-Girl would win, but some things in the movie lead to me believe Batman could win. When she first took out the druggies, but forgot to always place herself against a wall. Big Daddy reminded her of this, so she makes mistakes, versus Batman and Big Daddy who I would suppose hardly make mistakes. Seems to me like everyone Hit-Girl killed had somewhat of a difficult time seeing her, or were morons. Though in the hallway scene, I'm pretty sure I remember her dodging a bullet going right at her face. If someone puts up that hallway shoot out, I can point it out.

So, I'm gonna have to go with Batman winning, but he'd be pretty wounded afterwards. None of that unscathed bullcrap, he would get pretty damn hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RF63MGhCoM- Some of the hallway scene at 1.00, including some dodging of bullets.

Originally posted by Nephthys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RF63MGhCoM- Some of the hallway scene at 1.00, including some dodging of bullets.

Yeah, right there at 1:05, and 1:11. Though the main scene that stood out to me the most isn't in that vid.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Uh, not nearly as fellatious at the whole Dark Knight era. So what, some of us are finally captivated by a character who is worthy of the attention and fan base she might be receiving, I could see how it might trigger your mockery. Please tell me you at least saw Kick-Ass.

I could honestly see this going both ways. Batman enters the room, sees a little girl with blood all over her, standing there with some swordlike weapon. His first instinct is to maybe...and by then it is too late. He hesitated too long...Hit-Girl already has a knife in his throat.

Or, I could see it the other way. Batman walks into the room, and before he can even assess the situation, Hit-Girl has blasted his head off. Oooops, I mean 'completely' off.

Either way Hit-Girl wins. Especially with her Rated R antics. It's unrealistic that any PG or PG-13 character could even come close to defeating an R.

Yes, that's no reason for this, though.

Tell you I saw Kick-Ass? As if I don't know about it. I was reading the comics before you knew what it was or who Hit-Girl was, most likely. Before it was even a graphic novel. Please don't lecture me on this, it'll be bad for you.

-AC

Seems like the movie belongs here, comic no. Just saying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Seems like the movie belongs here, comic no. Just saying.

Don't lecture me on rules I had to remind YOU of at one point, dude. Doesn't make you look cool.

My point wasn't to use the comic, just to inform him I'm more aware than he is.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't lecture me on rules I had to remind YOU of at one point, dude. Doesn't make you look cool.

My point wasn't to use the comic, just to inform him I'm more aware than he is.

-AC I know what you're up to, precious.

So.... did you watch the movie?

a HA.

Obviously I saw it.

-AC

but... did you see it?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
but... did you see it?

Ohh! No, no I did not.

Who ever really sees it?

Point is, if Hit-Girl has guns and in an area beneficial to her, it's gimping. If she doesn't, it's gimping for Batman.

Bit of an unbalanced fight.

-AC

AC i am seriously starting not to like you. just saying. your rude condescending and insulting.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
AC i am seriously starting not to like you. just saying. your rude condescending and insulting.

Ok.

Well...done?

-AC

Yeah, stop being an arsehole AC.

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its funny!

also, neph youre british huh? so cute how you cant just say "ass"

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, stop being an arsehole AC.

If you wish to discuss my personality, I have two suggestions:

1. Get over it.

2. Use PMs. This thread isn't for me, it's for a topic.

-AC

or you stop insulting ppl and being rude b4 you start getting reported this thread has plenty of chestnuts to use against you and your attitude.

It's not a warnable offense to be condescending or to be somebody you dislike, sorry.

I've been here since 2004 and lots of people have disliked me. Deal with it, man.

-AC

anyways.. Robtart.

bats was using stealth to evade machine gun fire and hiding in shadows opposite of the gunfire. hit girl would see bats and aim accordingly with her night vision..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
or you stop insulting ppl and being rude b4 you start getting reported this thread has plenty of chestnuts to use against you and your attitude. It's what he does.

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More like "Man-crush, Man-crush". Seems more like your kind of song.

Anyway, if it's that easy for Hit-Girl, then why is there even a thread? Is it the Kick-Ass bias or is it gimping? Because it's one of them, clearly.

-AC

i dont think it was intentional.

as i said before, its not a really good idea to even put batman in fights against certain people because hes a very situational fighter (his movie self moreso than his comic self).

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i dont think it was intentional.

as i said before, its not a really good idea to even put batman in fights against certain people because hes a very situational fighter (his movie self moreso than his comic self). Namely anyone movie character who kicks ass with guns.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
anyways.. Robtart.

bats was using stealth to evade machine gun fire and hiding in shadows opposite of the gunfire. hit girl would see bats and aim accordingly with her night vision..

In TDK, when the millionaire Asian's private security opened up on him, he did what he does, evades gun-fire. You really going to argue that Batman hasn't been shot at and and managed to not get hit?

IMO, Hit-girl having her NV and irt being dark is a gimp for her. while she can see, her peripheral vision is shit. Batman has his own and he's a trained ninja, fighting in the dark is his thing and he excels at it.

Aaaaahahahahahahaaaa Rob TART.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aaaaahahahahahahaaaa Rob TART.

My semen is more on the sweet side; you know that.

In your dreams, greaser. Do you have a habit of, when making woopie with your wife, to scream out my name?

^ lulz

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, that's no reason for this, though.

Tell you I saw Kick-Ass? As if I don't know about it. I was reading the comics before you knew what it was or who Hit-Girl was, most likely. Before it was even a graphic novel. Please don't lecture me on this, it'll be bad for you.

-AC

Ha hah. I didn't know Kick-Ass was a comic even until after I saw the film, so you kinda got me there. However, last I checked, this is Killer MOVIES dot com, not Killer COMIC BOOKS AND GRAPHIC NOVELS dot com. So I'm basing my knowledge on what I've seen in movies. It matters not one bit and is completely irrelevent as to how long ago you knew about Kick-Ass. What was your point with that comment anyway?

He can't hear you, TH.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He can't hear you, TH.

RJ, of what are you talking about? And as far as Hit Girl versus me (assuming that you were reffering to me earlier in this thread), Hit Girl would kick the living shit out of me. However, Batman versus me...it'd probably be a draw.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
RJ, of what are you talking about? And as far as Hit Girl versus me (assuming that you were reffering to me earlier in this thread), Hit Girl would kick the living shit out of me. However, Batman versus me...it'd probably be a draw. Not if I had your back, armed with twin Beretta 92F's loaded with armor piercing rounds.

Maybe so, RJ. Maybe so.

No maybe, definitely. No try, do, or do not.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i dont think it was intentional.

as i said before, its not a really good idea to even put batman in fights against certain people because hes a very situational fighter (his movie self moreso than his comic self).


in six movies, Batman has proven has worth going up against bullets..

in The Dark Knight, Batman is clearly shown taking care of business and the only time he is shot, he once again proves his worth where bullets are concerned..

Originally posted by Robtard
In TDK, when the millionaire Asian's private security opened up on him, he did what he does, evades gun-fire. You really going to argue that Batman hasn't been shot at and and managed to not get hit?

IMO, Hit-girl having her NV and irt being dark is a gimp for her. while she can see, her peripheral vision is shit. Batman has his own and he's a trained ninja, fighting in the dark is his thing and he excels at it.

Agreed

Standard equipment vs Bale Batman. Hit Girl shoots him. The only people we see Bruce dodge the gun fire of is mooks. Even then he normally does so by popping in and out of the shadows. Melee against Hit Girl, I can't see Baleman connecting as Hit Girl displayed faster reaction time. However should he manage to connect before she cuts him into pieces. She is in trouble as she was against the mob boss. Actually lets break it down even further. With melee weapons, she is fast enough for the slice and dice. Straight hand to hand. He has a shot as one good blow will more or less put her on the ropes.

Against Anthology Batman(Keaton/Kilmer/Clooney that is) Hit Girl is hosed. He rolls right over the top of her. At any range.

Id say Batman wins. Better training, a lot stronger, more experienced, fights way worst villains and way better gadgets.

Hit girl ran out of ammo at the end of the film, she was scared shitless until someone had to bail her out. She will make mistakes. While by the end of TDK Batman is almost perfect!

I voted for Hit Girl specifically because she's cooler than Batman.


However, I know that Batman would beat her down. She may be better, by far, than any gunman that Batman has faced, though. Well, she also goes for head shots almost every time...So, wait. She wins this, no problem, actually.


She hasn't faced someone as awesome as Batman...but wait...

She did routinely face her father who, IMO, would tear Batman a new one. Hard to say.




Damn, this is a godo match-up. I'd say that the fight could go either way with a highly stylized fight sequence. Hit Girl has almost Bullseye (the marvel character) aim, even with things other than guns. Batman is not Preston, but he can avoid gunfire really well.

Is this Batman from all of his movies including animated ones?

Aha!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aha!!!

Edit - Dang, I missed that. I didn't even notice. This thread is gonna get closed.


Wait, he made a clarification on the second page. Lemme read it....BRB.

Edit - Found it:

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
fine she gets her sword stick, knifes.. 2 guns full clip..knuckle dusters.. night vision

bats gets his standard last movie gear.. light weight body armor.. batarangs.. grappling gun.. night vision/sonar..

man, i cant believe this sh$@ needs to be explained.

This is obviously TDK Batman.

Mhm, it wasn't in "the first few posts", but clarification was given, that's what counts.

Batman for the win.

OP did NOT explain which Batman this could be...so I'm picking Batman: Dead End.

It was specified later.

Nu-Uh!

Batsy WINS!

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Nu-Uh!

Batsy WINS!

Originally posted by dadudemon
However, I know that Batman would beat her down. She may be better, by far, than any gunman that Batman has faced, though. Well, she also goes for head shots almost every time...So, wait. She wins this, no problem, actually.


this is pretty much why i think she wins as well. batman taking down a munch of mooks with unsubstantiated skills < hit girl.

To be fair, the same can be said of Hit Girl.

In H2H, I think she would lose, definately.

Originally posted by NemeBro
To be fair, the same can be said of Hit Girl.

In H2H, I think she would lose, definately.

Hit Girl can kill a group of Men, armed to the teeth, down a cooridor, faster than Batman can take out a group of men by just knocking them out.


Batman never went, head on, down a blocked up corridor, against a gun toting group.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Hit Girl can kill a group of Men, armed to the teeth, down a cooridor, faster than Batman can take out a group of men by just knocking them out.


Batman never went, head on, down a blocked up corridor, against a gun toting group. Probably because he does not actually use guns, which makes it far easier.

In a straight-up fight, Hit Girl would win due to her weapons, but H2H? Batman, no contest.

Yeah, but this thread isn't about H2H. And where's AC? Oh, he's probably at the movies actually seeing Kick-Ass so his discussion here can finally be viable, since this is, after all, the Movie Discussion Forum, not the Comics Forum.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Hit Girl can kill a group of Men, armed to the teeth, down a cooridor, faster than Batman can take out a group of men by just knocking them out.


Batman never went, head on, down a blocked up corridor, against a gun toting group. Preston did.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Preston did.

is this a thread idea???

Are you guys talking about me, or is there some comic book character named Preston that I don't know about?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
is this a thread idea??? Preston against batman? Wow, I hate Batman, but not that much.

Oh, whatever.

***** if I want any more shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.

I like it when yer rough. winkiss

Who told you to talk?

Who told you to shave your beaver?

Oh my that was naughty. Why the **** is your sig so small?

Because I suck at making sigs, dude. It's never been a strongsuit of mine, and I sometimes try to figure it out, but I can never get them to save unless I make them small. I'm like a ****ing child, dude.

A little girl is not going to best the, Dark Knight...,ridiculous.

With guns, she would. IF what is being said about her is true.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
A little girl is not going to best the, Dark Knight...,ridiculous.
By that rational, a guy dressed as a bat who drives through a waterfall to enter his bat cave isn't ridiculous?? Anyway, according to the poll, most people don't think it's all that ridiculous that Hit-Girl would win.

It would have been funny if TDK and Kick-Ass came out at the same time, would have been The Joker Vs Big Daddy and/or Hit-girl threads and the nob-polishing would have been blinding coming from both sides.

the nob polishing for TDK never went away. people still think its a great movie.

*zing*

It took about eight months for people to finally crawl out of the Joker's ass, wonder how long it will take for this.

In the end, we have a scared little girl who's great at taking out thugs, goons and druggies with here guns; but who shit herself when she ran out of ammo and ended getting stomped on by some greaser with an okay kick Vs a guy who fights ninjas and avoids gun-fire on a regular basis. But hey, the bandwagon is fun to be on.

i dont see the connection.

how does running out of ammo literally due to the fact that she slew her way through a small army have anything to do with fighting batman, one person? shes not going to run out of ammo fighting batman so why bring it up?

and before you repeat yourself. hit-girl is not some poorly trained rent-a-cop who's aim sucks half the time. bat-man's never fought a gun slinger of her caliber. the mooks he smashes on a regular basis can hardly be used as a foundation for any batman > hit girl arguments.

I forgot, she's likely got unlimited ammo here, what was I thinking.

only takes one shot. she doesnt need unlimited ammo to kill someone of batmans level.

Absolutely, Batman's just gonna stand there, it's what he did in both films when multiple people opened fire on him with machine-guns.

no he used the cover of night stealth attacks and outside help from lucius tech support as well as his bat sonar and radio...

Originally posted by Robtard
Absolutely, Batman's just gonna stand there, it's what he did in both films when multiple people opened fire on him with machine-guns.

you may not be aware of this, it looks like youre not so i'll tell you.

bullets move faster than batman runs. so. him moving wont really change anything...

unless you can provide some proof that batman moves faster than bullets?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
you may not be aware of this, it looks like youre not so i'll tell you.

bullets move faster than batman runs. so. him moving wont really change anything...

unless you can provide some proof that batman moves faster than bullets? Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa "I WANT BATMAN TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


haermm

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
you may not be aware of this, it looks like youre not so i'll tell you.

bullets move faster than batman runs. so. him moving wont really change anything...

unless you can provide some proof that batman moves faster than bullets?

I didn't say he dodged bullets ala Neo, I said he makes a habit of avoiding gunfire, as seen. Watch the ****ing movie and pay attention before you comment, it's there; it's what he does.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
no he used the cover of night stealth attacks and outside help from lucius tech support as well as his bat sonar and radio...

Yet he was seen, they opened fire, he was out of the way by then. He didn't have sonar, radio or Fox in BB.

So this fight is in the open now and not at night?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa "I WANT BATMAN TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


haermm


From the Movie Vs thread greatest "I NEED MY GUy TO WIN DESPITE THE MOVIE-FEATS!" offender, that's funny.

But just from me to you, GO F-CK YOURSELF YOU TROLLING PIECE OF SHIT. *some smilie*

dont be that way robtard keep ur cool.. anyways big difference between aim dodging and out maneuvering a bullet in flight wanted style... now i would think as good as he is avoiding direct fire via stealth and prudent planning i dont see it being effective against a 1 on 1 fight with a trained fighter and marksmen.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
dont be that way robtard keep ur cool.. anyways big difference between aim dodging and out maneuvering a bullet in flight wanted style... now i would think as good as he is avoiding direct fire via stealth and prudent planning i dont see it being effective against a 1 on 1 fight with a trained fighter and marksmen.

I'm cool.

So Batman being able to avoid being tagged by multiple men (with machine-guns no less) doesn't mean shit when facing a single person with a hand-gun who showed the ability to hit people that were effectivley blind or blinded and/or or were standing still for the slaughter.

Got it; it's nothing but more Kick-ass nob-polishing, but I got it.

to me i simply saw bats jump out of the way b4 it was fired.. bad aim. also use the shadows to disappear and then jump close where they would not risk hitting each other good training and tactics but i dont see hit girl having issue with tagging bats up close fighting where she uses her guns as close combat tactics...

also she actually avoided gunfire in close quarters while running at gun men.. i see her aim dodging and shooting above what bats has faced.

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Originally posted by Robtard
I'm cool.



O'rly?


Originally posted by Robtard


But just from me to you, GO F-CK YOURSELF YOU TROLLING PIECE OF SHIT. *some smilie*

I can see the little vein popping out in your forehead.

Originally posted by Robtard
I didn't say he dodged bullets ala Neo, I said he makes a habit of avoiding gunfire, as seen. Watch the ****ing movie and pay attention before you comment, it's there; it's what he does.

show me

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
show me


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The only reason he didn't get hit was becuase they had crappy aim and were shooting in the dark. He doesn't avoid the gunfire, the gunfire avoids him.

Hit Girl has fantastic aim and night-vision goggles, she'll tag him with practically every shot.

Nob-jobbing at epic levels. Bunch of bandwagoners.

Batman get's shot at, he moves around and doesn't get hit. Reason: Bad aim.

While the same isn't held for Hit-girl, she obviously was facing marksmen of the highest caliber, just has to be so, cos the movie is 'the thing' right now.

i dont understand how her opponents being mooks reflects on her aim.

what i see is that e're arguing the same thing from different perspectives. you think that because batman can dodge gunfire from nameless henchmen and thugs he can dodge gunfire from hit-girl. im saying that because hit-girl can shoot nameless thugs and henchman she can hit batman.

shrug

its a bit irritating that you feel the need to accuse people of being fanboys/knob polishers in every post though. i wish you wouldnt do that

Dude, you can see him raise his arms and run over to the right, not dodging or anything, just running and you can see how bad their aim is becuase windows a good few feet from him are being hit. On the other hand Hit girl rus down a very narrow corridor and you can see her dodging particular bullets in the vid above at .58 and 1.00. Those bullets were coming right for her head, so the guys firing them are not a bunch of limp-wristed noobs, but can actually aim.

Don't get butt-hurt just becuase Batman gets spanked by an 11yr old.

Edit: Well said.

^
Because those thugs, goons and druggies stood there and took her shots; they didn't move or take cover. It's far easier to hit a prone target, than one that's moving or in the case of Batman, skilled at getting the **** out the way.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Don't get butt-hurt just becuase Batman gets spanked by an 11yr old.

Jump of that wagon, guy. It's the "in" thing at the moment.

Maybe you should jump on. We have lots of comfy (sp?) pillows and cookies to pass around.



Yeah but she herself was moving around, presenting more or less the same problem. And her aim is always excellent throughout the movie, she shoots a guy from the other end of a warehouse with just a pistol and I don't know if she ever actually misses. She hits a guy in the wrist with a throwing knife, which is alot harder to aim than a gun.

And nothing you've shown makes me think Batman has even mildly impressive dodging skills.

The following gun fighters beat Batman quite handily:

McClane
Riggs
El Wray
El Mariachi
Plissken
SEU Smith
Zero
Gibson
Fox
Preston
Rambo

And a shitload more......



And, IF Hit Girl is as good as some say, her too.



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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The following gun fighters beat Batman quite handily:

McClane
Riggs
El Wray
El Mariachi
Plissken
SEU Smith
Zero
Gibson
Fox
Preston
Rambo
Rogue Jedi




Fixed.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fixed. With the right weaponry/ammo, yeah, I do.

a wand?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
a wand? A wand? Shit, gimmee HP magical powers and I can take Batman blindfolded.

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/wizardjedi9.jpg

Add Batman ears to the pwned guy and this is 100% accurate.

(stole from RJ's profile)

Originally posted by Nephthys
http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/wizardjedi9.jpg

Add Batman ears to the pwned guy and this is 100% accurate.

(stole from RJ's profile) Mhm, except for the juggs and the funny hat.

Of course. No juggs at all, wink wink.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Of course. No juggs at all, wink wink. Not anymore, I lost 38 pounds

Originally posted by Robtard
Got it; it's nothing but more Kick-ass nob-polishing, but I got it.

Dude, pull Batman's cock out of your throat already.

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Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude, pull Batman's cock out of your throat already.

Given the option between sucking Batman's cock or doing a 11-12 year old girl, I'll take the cock.

Heh, gay....

backfire would be disappointed