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Someone has just asked me this and I don't have a clue.

What would yours be?

Contents Under Pressure

Originally posted by amity75
Someone has just asked me this and I don't have a clue.

What would yours be?

Worning! Thi persin canot spall

Poisonous

Ummm..

For Steverules it will be;

Warning: May contain small parts or For use on animals only.

Keep Away From Crowds

Warning: May explode on Contact.

;_;

Not suitable for under 16s.

Don't touch my Oreos.

Warning: Flammable

Don't **** with me.

Warning:
The contents of this package have the tendancy to go bat-shit crazy and randomly start rambling on about random subjects. Not to be bothered before morning coffee or when watching hockey. Also tends to inwardly squeal for joy and sing along with random songs playing in head at the moment. Product should not be used unless person is a trained, very sexy, hockey player. You have been warned. Thank you and have a nice day.

Warning: contains parts that small children may choke on.

This post is: PEDOBEAR APPROVED!!!11!

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Warning: Need we say more?

"Danger: Subject too sober. Needs more vodka to continue partying."

Originally posted by Moscow
"Danger: Subject too sober. Needs more vodka to continue partying."
like Bender? oh

Yes, but I don't like scotch. Only vodka and gin, or mixed together with a hint of lemon

Shake before opening.

Don't feed after midnight.

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Has a Boob Obsession.

CAUTION: Object is easily confused.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Has a Boob Obsession.

Prone to random musings.

Warning: Has yet to say or do anything original, and may get sued for copyright infringement.