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Pops decides on a family night out. Bowling. When the night is done, the Racer family is walking to their car. As they pile into the car, up pulls Walter, Donnie and the Dude in Dude's car, Walter at the wheel.

Walter pulls in next to the Racer family car, opens the door, and DING, puts a huge dent in the passenger side door.

Pops Racer sees this and confronts Walter, and of course Walter goes ape shit.

He begins a rant about his buddies that died face down in the muck, when Mom Racer intervenes.

Mom Racer: "Would you please keep your voices down? Our chidren are present."

Walter: "Oh, please dear! I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!"

Dude: "Walter, this isn't a First Amendment thing."

Pops Racer: "OK, let's all just cool down."


Needless to say, things get out of control, Pops and Walter end up going at it, both out for blood. Walter's bowling ball is in the trunk of the car, he can't use it, but he may bite away.

Who wins this?

It's Sobchak and Pops kicks his arse!

Pops was some kind of wrestling champ and beat the crap out of ninjas.

Mhm. Nonja's, and he took on like 3 and 4 guys at a time too.

Walter, easy. Via the Dude's bowling ball to Racer's head.

Walter always has his gun on him too. So there's that.

Good thread, BTW.

Originally posted by Robtard
Walter, easy. Via the Dude's bowling ball to Racer's head.

Walter always has his gun on him too. So there's that.

Good thread, BTW. Mmmmmmbut no, Walter's gun is in the trunk with his bowling ball, and he has no access to Dude's ball.

Pop has better screen feats.