Indiana Jones Fan Made films

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Kazenji
Found all these on TheRaider.net

http://www.theraider.net/community/theater/index.php

Kazenji
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Sadako of Girth
I like the old school Indy look.
Good effort.

queeq
It's an okay effort. But ...errr... where are the CGI squirrels?

Kazenji
Originally posted by queeq
It's an okay effort. But ...errr... where are the CGI squirrels?

In a land fill with the ET Atari game.

queeq
Aha...

Sadako of Girth
Extra points awarded for the retrogaming reference. yes

queeq
You wish.

Sadako of Girth
I know.

queeq
Hehehe...

Sadako of Girth
Respect the awesomeness of the emulator, biaaaatches..!!! stick out tongue

Indiana Jones trilogy and the Super Star Wars games were awesome on the SNES.

Kazenji
Lucusarts needs to make more Indy games but alas they're more focused on Star Wars.

queeq
Sells better to little kids.

Sadako of Girth
THATs why the last movie they did had an IQ requirement of exactly 26...
Playing to the lowest common denominator intelligence wise/plot wise for cash.

Kazenji
I know there was that other game they brought out a while back 'Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings'

but it was crap going by the reviews and never played the two games that came out before these Lego games


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Sadako of Girth
Did you play the SNES ones..?

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For it was the balls.

Kazenji
Yes i have thanks to a emulator.

Sadako of Girth
Awesome. I actually had it back in the day too.

But thank f*** for emulation these days as I sold my Snes in 1995.

Kazenji
Yeah and who gives a shit about them warnings about how its illegal stick out tongue

queeq
How does the emulator thing work?

Sadako of Girth
You load and emulator into your machine, which then makes your PC behave exactly as the original machine did when you pair it with a ROM of the game, eg: loading your Indy Trilogy rom into your emulator, your machine will play it exactly (and I mean exactly) like your old SNES (or whatever machine you are emulating) did.

It is illegal to distrubute the Emulator with ROMS. But ok to distribute either
the emulator or the ROMs on their own.

queeq
OKay, another dumb question... what's an SNES?

Kazenji
Super Nintendo

Kazenji
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth


It is illegal to distrubute the Emulator with ROMS. But ok to distribute either
the emulator or the ROMs on their own.

Ah okay i thought it was only the roms you were'nt supposed to have on the computer unless you owned that game.

Sadako of Girth
Thats true also. And in the case of SNES Indy, along with hundreds of others on that and other platforms, I did. smile

queeq
Bad boy.

Sadako of Girth
Yes I am. But not for any emulation reasons... stick out tongue
Except for if I hypothetically played a game I never owned.
And of course nobody has ever does that. wink

Kazenji
I guess better send me off i've got alot of Emulator games that i don't own

police

Sadako of Girth
Naughty...verrrrry naughty..... shifty

Kazenji
whip

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

queeq
He likes his whip... and he likes you. wink

Sadako of Girth
Is appropriate in an Indy forum I guess.


http://www.pic4ever.com/images/Banane26.gif

queeq
You two have fun then.

Kazenji
Queeq can use the lightsaber.

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud

queeq
Lightsabre??? Yahooo.

Sadako of Girth
You sound positively ecstatic.

queeq
I don't get whipped.

Sadako of Girth
Neither of us do.

What kind of strange stuff was going through YOUR mind....?

REALLY Mr.Queeq..... !!!!! embarrasment

Kazenji
Psycadalic visions?

queeq
I'd call them nightmares. Or bitter reality. Either way, it's not a pretty sight.

Sadako of Girth
The mirror...? stick out tongue

queeq
Ssshhh...

Sadako of Girth
http://www.pic4ever.com/images/acigar.gif

queeq
Sssssssssmokin' !!

Sadako of Girth
smokin'

queeq
And a cig.

Sadako of Girth
Yup. Teas just too wet without one.

Kazenji
A Snag.

Sadako of Girth
A snout.

An oiley rag.

And if youre in Newcastle: "Mee fookin tab, man."

Kazenji
Rise and shine Markboy, you've got work to do.

Sadako of Girth
He's like a ****ing spider.

queeq
You guys lost me here.

Kazenji
So its like The Fly but instead its a spider??

Sadako of Girth
I thought you were quoting "The getaway"... stick out tongue

Kazenji
I feel like killin' some coppers.

queeq
Good luck.

Sadako of Girth
Listen son... If you don't co-operate, you'll be so drugged up you'd be dribbling down the front of yer shirt and taking it up the back door from every orderly who likes a bit of rough!

queeq
Here we go again... Return to Quote City.

Kazenji
Its a great city.

Sadako of Girth
"Where do you want to take the shot? In the hand or in the foot?"

queeq
errr...

Sadako of Girth
Thats what the kid said in the movie.

(Think it was the foot he settled with.)


(City of god reference, going with the city related theme.)

Kazenji
Don't expect it to tango; it has a broken back.

Sadako of Girth
I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know and what would a note say, Dan? "Cat dead, details later"?

queeq
Oh. I'm confused... what are these quotes from?

Sadako of Girth
Reanimator

queeq
Ah right... never saw that actually.

Kazenji
Its a good horror movie and some of the sequels are also pretty good.

queeq
Yes, so I heard.

Kazenji
Theres a another sequel coming which is suppose to be out this year.....'House of Re-Animator' its set at the White House.

queeq
Starring Obama?

Sadako of Girth
Good idea.

He could reanimate that Fly that he publically murdered on television that time.

queeq
And win the next elections using it to kill his opponents.

Sadako of Girth
Genius.

How do we know that it was a pre-re-animated Fly working for the Russians at the time he initially swatted it..?

queeq
We don't?

But the real question is: can it close leaking oil pipes on the bottom of the ocean.

Sadako of Girth
And even more disturbing: Can/did it OPEN one...?

queeq
Aha... the plot thickens.

Sadako of Girth
"The sensation you feel...we call it 'The thickening'...!"

queeq
Sounds revolting.

Sadako of Girth
Feeeeeeeeeeel the schtaaaaaaaaaaaag.....

queeq
Now?

Sadako of Girth
Yeshh you mussssssht feel it'sh heart beating.......

queeq
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Balanshhshshsshhshshhhhhhh........

Sadako of Girth
lolsssssh

queeq
Haggisshhhhhh

Sadako of Girth
Mishhhhhh Monehhhpennyyyyyyy

queeq
William of Basshshshshshshhhhhskerville.

Sadako of Girth
Edward Longggshnnnnnaaaaannnnnnkkkkkkksssssssssssssshhhhh
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queeq
Errrr... was he in that one?

Sadako of Girth
No itshhh jusshhhht a word I can imagine him shayyyying.

Kazenji
Whats this jibber jabber?

Sadako of Girth
Sean Connery. Itshh how he speakshhhhh.

queeq
Howsshhhhhhhhhhit posshshshshsible thisshshshshsh one doeshshshshshsn't know about that?

Sadako of Girth
You exshpect him to talk....?

queeq
No, I exshshshpect him to die...

Kazenji
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sean Connery. Itshh how he speakshhhhh.

I see he has sorta come out of retirement to do a animated movie.

Sadako of Girth
Yep. Lot of commitment to that retirement now that TAOS is shafely out of the way..... wink

queeq
Quite shafely...

Sadako of Girth
Yeshhh talk about 'dodging the bullet'...

It wash a shlipplery shituation for shuuuuree.

queeq
Shshshstillll.... they'r shshshspeaking of another shshshshsequal...

Sadako of Girth
Yeshh.....but not to Sean Connerreyyyyyyyyyyyyy, munn.

queeq
HE told them: shshshshshhut up.

Sadako of Girth
Hehehe Shurrrrely it wash common shense.

queeq
Shhshshshshspielberg and Lucassshshshshshhhh don't lisshshhshshten very well...

Sadako of Girth
Thatshhh very true.
Their lishhheing scchkills are shheverely scchhhhhcrewed up with shho much shilliness in their schhhhcripts.

queeq
Mushshshst be getting croshshshshseyed by counting all their monieshshshshshs.

Sadako of Girth
Yesssshhhhh Shhofas shctuffed with schpondoolicks and shuuuuch.

queeq
GOSHSHSHSHSHSH even I didn't undersshshshshhshshhstand that poshshshshst....

Sadako of Girth
I shiiaaaad, they sheem to have shofas schtuffed with cashhhhhhhhh.

queeq
Aha.... I'm shshshshshsure they do.

Sadako of Girth
Itshhh allmoshht schhhertaaaainnn.
It's shickerning to shee sho much schloppy, shouless, schlipshod schtupidity shoaked into schtandard schtudio schemeing and scheduling.
Yet shome people will schpend their moneysh on shuch schqualid inshipidness...

queeq
I tried counting the essshesss.... it washshshshsn't easshshshsy...

Sadako of Girth
Itshh nearleh impossshible..! Therefore, thatshh to be eshhpeshhhhially commended..

queeq
outshshshshshshshshshshshshhshshshshshshstanding.

Sadako of Girth
Itshhh important to recognishh that there washhhh lotshh and lotsshhh of chime spent..

queeq
I recognishshsshshed....

Sadako of Girth
Thatshhh great. Sho many schtill schtay needlessshhhley schcheptical.
The schilly schuns of bitcchsschcces sheee sho little.

It ish tragic that sho many are then appointed with sherious schpending power and become hackishhhh schakers and moverssssh..
Thish ish wh the world is schit.

queeq
Shshshshsupershshshsit...

Sadako of Girth
Exshaaaaaaaactky

queeq
Shshshshsuperbb

Sadako of Girth
I scharrrre schiiimilarr shheentimentssshhhh.

queeq
Laihhkewhishshshshsheee

Sadako of Girth
Schhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrre. smile

queeq
Outshshshshshhshshstanding

Sadako of Girth
Shhhhchcchchchhhhuuuuuuperlative

queeq
Fantasssshhhshshshshshshhhstic

Sadako of Girth
Scccccchhhhhhplendiiiiiiiiiid.

queeq
Inshshshshshshshpirational...

Sadako of Girth
Preshhhhhhhiiiiiisssscchhhely.

queeq
shshshshshshshshsmassing...

Sadako of Girth
Schhhhhhuperrrrrrrrrrrlativvvvve

queeq
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Shhhhchcchchchhhhuuuuuuperlative

You shshshshshsaid that.... wink

Sadako of Girth
Schhhhhhooooooooooooo hard to not schhhhlip up, ishhhhn't it....

(You've repeated yourshellllf on occashionnn here too.) stick out tongue

Schhhhpurious and shhhhhushpect. stick out tongue

queeq
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhutup...

Sadako of Girth
Sccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh
hhhsssssccccccchhhhhhhhhh.

queeq
What you shshshshshshshshshshsaid.

Sadako of Girth
I said it twissssssssssssssssssscccccccshchshchshchhshchhe

queeq
Yeshshshshshshshshshhhhh........ I shshshshshshshshshsaid that.

Sadako of Girth
Very succshshshshshshshuctshinctlehhh

queeq
Schshshshshshshhso?

Sadako of Girth
Scccho schuuuuure are you....?

queeq
No, schhhhhoooo shshshshshshshshsertain am I

Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhhhhhh yeshhhhhhhhhh. That waschchchhss it....

queeq
Pay attenshshshshshshhshshhshshsion...

Sadako of Girth
Mishhhh Monehhhpennehhhh

queeq
Shshshshshshshe's hot.

Sadako of Girth
Yeshhh Bond wasch not known for schaagging schchchhtupidly unshhhhexy ladiessshhh.

queeq
Pusssccchhhhhhy Galore.... mmmm....

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