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If you have butt worms, discuss them here. Tell us how you got them, what you're doing to get rid of them, etc.


RJ, you go ahead and start us off.



crylaugh

Funny story, my Biology teacher in HS, once told the class a story of how he contracted a parasitic worm in India.

He said when he finally flushed it out of his system, it had grown to over three feet long (he measured it), about an inch in diameter and was still very mobile upon exit.

Aaaahahahahahahaaa DDM is talking about a text I sent him. I ate ramen noodles earlier, and my turd had a ramen noodle sticking out of it.

Few things of concern:

1) Why are you texting DDM about your shits?

2) May want to keep an eye on your digestion, cos those noodles should have been broken down, guy.

He and I hold nothing back.

Nah, my digestion is fine, they were so good I didnt chew quite enough.

You two are so gay for each other, cute.

Don't know, dude. Seems noodles should have been broken down. Old age is starting to show, me thinks.

Originally posted by Robtard
Funny story, my Biology teacher in HS, once told the class a story of how he contracted a parasitic worm in India.

He said when he finally flushed it out of his system, it had grown to over three feet long (he measured it), about an inch in diameter and was still very mobile upon exit.

That's just f*ckin' sick.




That's gross that it was still wiggling around, too.



Edit - Also, it's normal to talk to your homies about your shits, as long as it doesn't delve into sexual stuff....cause that's just gross.

sophmore year of high school, we spent two or three months talking about nothing but parasites
and one time, a kid brought in a tape worm his cat threw up

Originally posted by dadudemon

Edit - Also, it's normal to talk to your homies about your shits, as long as it doesn't delve into sexual stuff....cause that's just gross.

I agree, you two are still gay for each other though.

Keep dreamin' greaser.

Originally posted by dadudemon
If you have butt worms, discuss them here. Tell us how you got them, what you're doing to get rid of them, etc.


RJ, you go ahead and start us off.



crylaugh
Thats classic.

Originally posted by Robtard
I agree, you two are still gay for each other though.

RJ isn't my type. I like a dude, with a naturally occurring vagina and t*ts...and for that dude to never have had a cawk or balls. And not much hair...



So, yeah, a person born as a female by thinks she's a male is the worst I'll go towards the man side...and only if she's hot.

Rob wishes we were gay so he could watch us and fap to it.

Seriously though...I've swallowed whole ramen noodles before and never had this problem. Your stomach acid should easily break down a noodle.

I don't think I cooked them enough, they were a bit hard.

I hate my noodles cooked really soft. I prefer them a tiny bit undercooked.

Well, today was the first time ever that I made them in the microwave.

RJ, how often do you have "worms" in your butt?

First time ever.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I hate my noodles cooked really soft. I prefer them a tiny bit undercooked.
same, a nice crunchiness is always gooddroolio