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Clark Kent solves the Lament Configuration one day in the toolshed of his parents old house. The Cenobites appear. No one is around but Clark. Who wins?*



*This is composite live action Superman

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Clark Kent solves the Lament Configuration one day in the toolshed of his parents old house. The Cenobites appear. No one is around but Clark. Who wins?*



*This is composite live action Superman

The guy who took a bullet to the eye, lifted a small continent, pushed apart a couple of tectonic plates and fly around the Earth so fast it turned back time. Him.

Originally posted by Robtard
The guy who took a bullet to the eye, lifted a small continent, pushed apart a couple of tectonic plates and fly around the Earth so fast it turned back time. Him. How does he hurt them? I mean, besides resolving the puzzle at Mach 5.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
How does he hurt them? I mean, besides resolving the puzzle at Mach 5.

How do they hurt him?

By shooting green kryptonite outta their asses.

Ass Kryptonite? Gross...yet extremely effective.

does the magic paranormal attacks work on the movie supes like it should to the comics supes?

if its movie clark, i dont know.

they wont beat comic clark, though.

Superman was vulnerable to magic in all his TV shows....
He never took on a magical opponent in the films.
We will never know!

Originally posted by the ninjak
Superman was vulnerable to magic in all his TV shows....
He never took on a magical opponent in the films.
We will never know!

magic and demonic magic are different, though.

ppfff... i give it to the cenobites their reality warping should hurt even supes... pretty sure their attacks are based on their victims fear or whatever obsession or idea they have of themselves but some how warped...

How in the hell are chain hook going to hurt Superman?

How can Superman hurt an angel/demon?

I call stalemate.

Originally posted by -Pr-
magic and demonic magic are different, though.

The Cenobites and their power stems from the pocket dimension that they were created in....which bordered theosophism.

A fresh reality created by the souls resting inside of it.

I agree on the Cenobites not being magic idea. But they're not demons.

Supes pounds them.

Originally posted by KingD19
Ass Kryptonite? Gross...yet extremely effective. Indeed, it stinks like high hell.

Superman could do all combinations of that box through to the "Send em back to hell" in like 3 mins probably.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Superman could do all combinations of that box through to the "Send em back to hell" in like 3 mins probably.

That would include taking a 2 minute coffee break.

Heh, Indeed.

Considering this thread would include Reeve's Superman, it'd take less, as that guy had the power to have any power he needed specific to any given obstacle/situation.

So "solve the puzzle-box vision" FTW.

The Hellraiser movies were lame.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Hellraiser movies were lame.

Pinhead would rape Potter and all of Hogwarts.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pinhead would rape Potter and all of Hogwarts. Nah, Mconogall would just vanish his ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Mconogall would just vanish his ass.

Spoken like a true fanboy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Spoken like a true fanboy. That's part of what Transfiguration is, Rob. And she's the transfiguration professor.

If the Cenobites are from Hell, then what you are saying, is that HP PWNs gods...?

Originally posted by Robtard
Pinhead would rape Potter and all of Hogwarts.

QFT

need more info on cenoibites "emails clive barker"

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
need more info on cenoibites "emails clive barker"

He's a homosexual, so if you include pictures of your cock, balls and anus, you're more likely to get a response.

Granted, if he likes what he sees.

Originally posted by Robtard
How do they hurt him?


There is no Sun in hell

Originally posted by Robtard
He's a homosexual, so if you include pictures of your cock, balls and anus, you're more likely to get a response.

Granted, if he likes what he sees.

I could do that but I actually met him about 15 years ago at a book signing...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Hellraiser movies were lame.

First 2 were excellent.

The 4th ROCKED!

Hellraiser...the whole movie franchise is F'd up.

I'm voting for Superman because he's less disturbing and not into S&M.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Hellraiser movies were lame.

yawn

Originally posted by the ninjak
The Cenobites and their power stems from the pocket dimension that they were created in....which bordered theosophism.

A fresh reality created by the souls resting inside of it.

I agree on the Cenobites not being magic idea. But they're not demons.

Supes pounds them.

they're not demons?

Originally posted by Robtard
Pinhead would rape Potter and all of Hogwarts.

facepalm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Hellraiser movies were lame.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/facepalm.gif

nothing surprises me anymore from you.

Originally posted by Kazenji
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nothing surprises me anymore from you. No?

I once caught a fly with two chopsticks.

Originally posted by -Pr-
they're not demons?


No they're people who got dragged into the world that exists inside the Cube.

The cube was made by an expert toymaker who received the design and money from Occultist Masochists.

The cube if made perfectly would make a fresh pocket dimension inside of it.
When the evil couple entered the cube first they made it a dark and twisted reality where pleasure was pain. The cube could have been a beautiful place.

As the years went by more people got sucked into the cube and only those with strong resolve and a particular mindset survived the process and became Cenobites.

Cenobites grow stronger by torturing themselves and others. Feeding the Cube.

They are simply normal people sent through a filter and some emerge as twisted versions of their past selves but now representing the cube.