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Imagine some long forgotten god cursed you by turning you into either a satyr (half goat) or centaur(half horse), but gave you the choice in choosing.

Which would you pick and why? Factor in the ramifications of everyday life. Things like being caged up by society and having objects rammed up your ass in the name of science do not apply in this scenario.

Horse, because scissors cut rock.

i guess i could get a job as a mexican TJ side show as a centuar.. i havent decided still weighing my options

I would prefer to be a centaur.

Centaur, because I would have a ginormous horse cock.

Originally posted by Impediment
Centaur, because I would have a ginormous horse cock. I thought you already had that.....

I'm already the first, so I guess I'd be a Centuar.

Centaur, because you could run through the fields and such. Also, ginormous horse cock.

centaur.... big ass mother f*cker.

I'd die of pure ecstasy being given the choice of choosing.

Definitely Satyr.

I'd tear people up in basketball. I wouldnt have trouble fitting inside my room. Can possibly still sleep on the bed. Sex would be... not as awkward...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Definitely Satyr.

I'd tear people up in basketball. I wouldnt have trouble fitting inside my room. Can possibly still sleep on the bed. Sex would be... not as awkward...

Good answer, you factored in and made the best of work, relationships and everyday life.

I'd draft you for the NBA.

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