The Dancin' Banana
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Tex
He's either dancing or making an obscene gesture

Fitch
never thought at the second part.probably.....

Gundark
Its Lord Raz's favorite, so I'd be careful what you say about the dancing banana.
You have been warned.

finti
and females tend to enjoy bananas
Raz
'nanas are good.

ToMacco
I wish the banana was drinking.
Bad Boy
Imagine 2 bananas having sex!
GO ON!!! IMAGINE IT!!!
finti
keep your sex fantasies to yourself
Tex
Mushy sticky sex!

Fitch
I just..............CAN'T !

mechmoggy
I can find no practical use for the dancing banana in posts, I just throw it in now and again for a thrill.
I much prefer my new friend------->

Captain REX

is my friend too Mech.

<------ When Bananas Get High, a new reality show coming to ABC February 29. But it's not a leap year, so you have to wait...
Tex
*makes note on calendar*
Hmmmmm, I cant find the 29

Captain REX

to you too To...wait, what?
Captain REX

Yes, but there are a lot of ways men react.
ToMacco
I'd just fall over.
Dexx
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/rcain.gif
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ToMacco
Whoa, what the hell is that?
Fitch
his reaction.....

Captain REX
If it was a girl I'd try to be polite, but if it was another guy I'd have a...come back, if ya know what mean.
Fitch
I present you The Dancin' Banana:

Corran
I think it looks quite cool, like a rabbit caught in the headlights, mmmm roadkill.

Fitch
that's also one of my favorits.but I cannot forget my old friend

Thomas H
cool, a smileey has actually gotten a own thread! COOL!
mah
not very cool when the smiley is ANNOYING
Corran
Yet funnily enough not as annoying as some members
finti
who are you refering too Corran
mechmoggy
Hell that list is so long Corran had to write it on a loo roll!

finti
crap toward crap then
Corran
It's easy to work out how many by using the sexy formula.
s=total number of annoying members
e=number of KMC members
x=33
y=variable figure depending on a couple of borderline members that sometimes annoy.
s=e-x-y

Fitch
does my name appers on that list ?
Thomas H
what a nice banana!
Mujaffa
and here's another one

Thomas H
ohhh my God...how do you do it!?

Mujaffa
like this

Fitch
u're sooooo good

Corran
Not yet. But it doesn't mean it won't in the future.
mechmoggy
"I'm on a list
I'm on a list
a celebrity hit list"

Thomas H
This thread is typical Tomacco!

Fitch
cut it out with these

posts !!!!!

VETECBFORGMAS
YOu mean like this
http://www.foxthundercats.com/images/bananaowned1.gif
finti
thank you so much for visualizing BB sick fantasy

VETECBFORGMAS
Hehe I know...BTW I am a new member... I am VeTeC...Lord of the Bananas

(don't ask..lol)
rusky
Nice !

PeekaReet
ok...i have this THING against those freaky dancing bananas! They scare me! *runs away fast*
Lara
your not the only one! *gets out base ball bat the starts hitting the bananas*
rusky
The bananinator shows up, and shoots Lara with the banana-peel gun !

Mujaffa
*noooooooooooooh*runs in front of Lara !!!
Fitch
way gone......

Lara
thanks mu! but I can look after myself!
*floors the bananinator and starts to punch shit out of it, eventually becomes a pile of scrap metal*
told you!
rusky
...but as Lara turns around, the bananinator xk-2000 comes back toghether piece by piece, peel by peel, gets up and says :
"Asta la Banana baby ! "
Lara
*finds blow torch and melts the bananinator into nothing more than a vapour*

nice try rusky, not good enought!
rusky
Guess I'll have to wait 2 see Terminator 3 b4 saying anything else...

Lara

I think that wise!
queeq
Bananinator.... that it have to come to this..."*arnie voice* It'll be bahk.
Lara
shame on you queeq!
queeq
Bananinator.... MUST be a woman's thing.

Corran
Yes I see what you mean, what size batteries would that take?
queeq
I think you have to plug it in.
Corran
Big drain on the national grid.
Lara
your seriously, mentally disturbed!
queeq
Yup.... that's why they need additional oil from Iraq to create more power.
Corran
Me?

You have mistaken me for someone else.
Lara

dont think so!
Corran

I'm a good little bunny.

Lara
*shocked*
are you 100% sure about that?
Corran
not quite 100%, but close enough
Corran
Hmmm still not close enough.
Lara
100% devil?

Corran
Yes, but I was once an angel, I am lucifer the fallen angel.
Lara
I think you mean angel of darkness!
a fallen angel is highly erotic!
Corran
Nope I was right the first time.

Lara
*runs away and hides*
rusky
Great...I'll be a fallen angel 2...

Corran
Nah Fallen Angel 2 is the sequel the original is Fallen Angel.
queeq
Is tehre any topic here?
Ushgarak
I doubt it. Shutting down...
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