Kain vs Nemesis WITH A TWIST

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FinalAnswer
They are on a mission, to find a girl and get laid. They have no powers or weapons, and cannot force a girl to have sex with them, they must be nice gaiz and get it through talk and charm. For this match, Nemesis is able to speak clearly and stuff.

Who wins? smile

MooCowofJustice
Nemesis, based on size.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by FinalAnswer


Who wins? smile

Not the girl.

CosmicComet
Kain is a rather handsome devil.

No homo. Maybe...

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Kain is a rather handsome devil.

No homo. Maybe...

Kain's also quite the smooth talker stoned

Nemesis may know how to talk, but I doubt he knows how to pick up Women.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Kain's also quite the smooth talker stoned

Nemesis may know how to talk, but I doubt he knows how to pick up Women.

Considering he was kinda stalking Jill all throughout RE3 with the intent of sticking something his "tentacle" in her mouth, I would say he has experience with women, moar then Kain atleast.

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix

Nemesis may know how to talk, but I doubt he knows how to pick up Women.

Yes he can. He lifts Jill with one hand.

MooCowofJustice
Are hookers allowed?

FinalAnswer
No, as you dun't need to smooth talk them.

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Considering he was kinda stalking Jill all throughout RE3 with the intent of sticking something his "tentacle" in her mouth, I would say he has experience with women, moar then Kain atleast.

He could stalk hookers if he wanted, he still wouldn't know how to pick up women 313

Whereas Kain has teh looks, teh voice, teh words, and teh fingers.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Yes he can. He lifts Jill with one hand.

Would lifting Jill accomplish his mission? Jill consenting to having sex with Nemesis?

estahuh

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
He could stalk hookers if he wanted, he still wouldn't know how to pick up women 313

Whereas Kain has teh looks, teh voice, teh words, and teh fingers.


But Nemesis has the appendages

super13

ScreamPaste
link-rape

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
But Nemesis has the appendages

super13

Teh claw fingers = appendages

uhuh

FinalAnswer
Nah.

Tentacle Seckz > Necrophilia


313

Demonic Phoenix
Yah.

Necrophilia > Guro

131

BloodRain
Just how kinky is this girl? 'Cause they could both win together stick out tongue

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by LLLLLink
Not the girl.

The thread should have ended here.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by BloodRain
Just how kinky is this girl? 'Cause they could both win together stick out tongue

Silly man, Kain and Nemesis can choose anyone, so long as they can talk their way into secks.

ScreamPaste
Neither one of them gets laid unless it's BO2 Kain, because he atleast didn't share the texture of sun-dried-fruit. no expression

FinalAnswer
It just so happens that the only woman that could be considered a love interest for Kain was in BO2....and he killed her :l

I think.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Neither one of them gets laid unless it's BO2 Kain, because he atleast didn't share the texture of sun-dried-fruit. no expression

I thought you were into that kinda thing; with females, of course...

ScreamPaste
Neh, I prefer them fresh, tbh. Or in the advanced stage. no expression (IE, skeletal.)

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Neh, I prefer them fresh, tbh. Or in the advanced stage. no expression (IE, skeletal.)

And Kerrigan fits your definition of fresh or advanced then?
313

ScreamPaste
She's not dead, so she's "ripe for harvest". stick out tongue

Demonic Phoenix
Ahh crap, I thought she was undead >__>

Nemesis X
Nemesis gets the girl. Why? 'Cause chicks dig guys who have huge muscles.

FinalAnswer
And have tentacles

BloodRain
Nemesis talking without lips?

>.>

Nemesis X
Originally posted by BloodRain
Nemesis talking without lips?

>.>

Better than a green skinned dried up old fart with claws.

BloodRain
Have you seen Nemesis, Nemesis?

Nemesis X
Originally posted by BloodRain
Have you seen Nemesis, Nemesis?

I have and I admit he's ugly as hell but better than with a vampire that just wants to suck your blood and kill you later on. If Jill Valentine can handle dealing with the Nemesis, I'm pretty sure any other chick could.

BloodRain
Chicks dig vampires.

Yeah and Nemesis is a saint to women.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by BloodRain
Chicks dig vampires.

Yeah and Nemesis is a saint to women.

I think Nemesis got owned by Jill so hard, he learned not to piss off women again.




Right after watching Twilight and Kain isn't even close to looking like what those gay pretty boy vampires look like.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by BloodRain
Chicks dig vampires.

I know what you're talking about, and you need to STFU and keep that shit out of here.

I will not tolerate Twifaggotry in my threads. >=(

BloodRain
Not talking about Twilight >_>

Vampires in general.

FinalAnswer
Nah.

I doubt chicks find Boris Karloff t3h hotness.

Also, I refuse to call the Twifaggotry vampires. They are essentially just golems. That drink blood and sparkle.

CosmicComet
Chicks have loved vampires forever. Eff off with that Twilight shit.

Nemesis X
Vampires have been loved more by the society of women eversince those Twifag movies came into existence.

BloodRain
That just brought vamps back into the spotlight again.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Chicks have loved vampires forever. Eff off with that Twilight shit.

Not to the point they start a religion about a book series.

wammamram
no one wins, because ezio comes out of no where

Phanteros
Both look like sagged asses that was left out in the sun too long.

Demonic Phoenix
In that case, Nemesis was left out in the sun for far longer than Kain estahuh

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by Nemesis X

Right after watching Twilight and Kain isn't even close to looking like what those gay pretty boy vampires look like.

Those aren't vampires. They're deformed fairies.

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Those aren't vampires. They're deformed fairies. as an Irisghman I take offenswe to this bullshit comparison.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
as an Irisghman I take offenswe to this bullshit comparison.

*feeds Shin his Nyquil; walks him back to his cell*

Nemesis X
Nemesis wins this because he's the friggin king!

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Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
as an Irisghman I take offenswe to this bullshit comparison.

Why should the Irish be compared to fairies Why not faery? Faery is more sinister than fairy.

BloodRain
'Cause Irishmen are fairies?

Demonic Phoenix
Irishmen are leprechauns.

Getcher' facts straight boyos. estahuh

ScreamPaste
Fairies originated in Celtic/Irish myth, therefore manly. >_> I take GREAT offense to them being compared to twilight. D<

Nemesis X
How the heck are fairies manly? Bunch of tinker bells is what they are.

ScreamPaste
You're clearly extremely unfamiliar with Irish mythology. no expression Fairy folk are not akin to tinkerbell in any fashion. Infact, they're more like mischievous spirits that can kill you.

LLLLLink
Fairies are also in Zelda. Don't make me destroy you.

Phanteros
irish fairies are evil bastards.

Fomorians eat them for lunch though.

LLLLLink
Navi was evil too. She was sent by Ganondorf to distract you from your quest.

Not really.

Phanteros
I thought she was sent to annoy the hell out of you.

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Fairies originated in Celtic/Irish myth, therefore manly. >_> I take GREAT offense to them being compared to twilight. D<

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/224865/sexy-fairy-bikini-sexy.gif

It sparkles.

LLLLLink
Manliest kid who ever had a fairy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5kYBvsM0FVo/SPN8pTK1xBI/AAAAAAAAAs0/aQ27_UMl3YY/s400/navi.jpg

Heythere,Honey
And 7 years later he grew pants?

LLLLLink
The Triforce of Power allows Ganondorf to change into Ganon.
The Triforce of Wisdom allows Zelda to change into Sheik.
Surely the Triforce of Courage would allow Link to change into some lowly pants, don't you think?

Heythere,Honey
Originally posted by LLLLLink
The Triforce of Power allows Ganondorf to change into Ganon.
The Triforce of Wisdom allows Zelda to change into Sheik.
Surely the Triforce of Courage would allow Link to change into some lowly pants, don't you think?
Hmmm.... Happy Dance

Nemesis X
I think Pantless Young Link is proof enough that Nintendo loves children in a wrong way.

ScreamPaste
Once more: Link enters a thread he's not a part of.
Originally posted by Nemesis X
I think Pantless Young Link is proof enough that Nintendo loves children in a wrong way.
Uhuh...So, you're saying an entire multibillion dollar company, designers, developers, executives, producers, are all a bunch of pedos, because character spends his childhood in what amounts to some shorts attatched to his shirt...?

The only pedo here, be ye. That's an incredible leap.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Once more: Link enters a thread he's not a part of.


It's one of the most important cornerstone rules of this forum.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Once more: Link enters a thread he's not a part of.

Uhuh...So, you're saying an entire multibillion dollar company, designers, developers, executives, producers, are all a bunch of pedos, because character spends his childhood in what amounts to some shorts attatched to his shirt...?

The only pedo here, be ye. That's an incredible leap.

Those must be some small shorts or are the shorts really the skirt LoZ fans defend by always saying "it's not a skirt, it's a tunic."

I understand how embarassing it feels for you guys to worship a guy who wears a skirt but get over it. We already know about it so quit it. You're "defense" is really just denial.

ScreamPaste
http://www.jelldragon.com/images/linen_tunic_1.jpg

^VIKINGS wore them. They're clearly not skirts. It's a tunic. You wear the belt over your jacket and bam, you have a tunic.

Nemesis X
Jeez, you must be a friggin robot. I joke around and here you are always giving facts. Who's the wise guy who threw C3PO in here?

LLLLLink
Didn't you know that there were fact monsters in here?

Demonic Phoenix
It's funny, every time I see the title, I'm reminded of when I glanced at it first, and mistook TWIST for TWA* haermm

LLLLLink
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
It's funny, every time I see the title, I'm reminded of when I glanced at it first, and mistook TWIST for TWA* haermm

laughing

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
It's funny, every time I see the title, I'm reminded of when I glanced at it first, and mistook TWIST for TWA* haermm

LMAO

Heythere,Honey
Maybe Young Link was newly circumcised, thus didn't wear pants as a kid. But I think its not a Korikiri tradition to get curcumcised...

BloodRain
With a tunic look like that like that he should find a more suitable way to sit in that pic, legs together or cross 'em ~,~

Heythere,Honey
Agreed. Thank God for gravity.

Kain would win BTW, I think women would get infatuated by his voice. o__o

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by LLLLLink
The Triforce of Power allows Ganondorf to change into Ganon.
The Triforce of Wisdom allows Zelda to change into Sheik.
Surely the Triforce of Courage would allow Link to change into some lowly pants, don't you think?

Obviously, the Sage of Light is a pedophile and put those pants on Link while he was sleeping.


Not before he had his way with him though.

LLLLLink
Naw, that was Navi.

XanatosForever
Four pages? Really?

gay_rage

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by XanatosForever
Four pages? Really?

gay_rage

This is KMC.

gay_rage

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