Don't stick your dick in a blender

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steverules_2
It's like punching a mirror but worse

Dorian Belmont
wtf

steverules_2
I can be weird too

Dorian Belmont
are there creatures livin in your keyboard making weird sound effects as you type....does your head feel like its in a vice yet with out pain but you know its that ...can you see time?

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
are there creatures livin in your keyboard making weird sound effects as you type....does your head feel like its in a vice yet with out pain but you know its that ...can you see time?
i think you should just shut off the computer, and go to bed, sonny

Dorian Belmont
been with out sleep since thursday .......i have tried every sleepaid known to mankind short of narcotics......dont tell me what i need to do this computer is keeping what little sanity i have left ......trust me i want to go to sleep ....i cant ****in slow down long enough ...and know i dont smoke crack ....or at least i dont think i did ....who ****in knows ,....sorry ranting

steverules_2
I have no idea why you aren't sleeping...or whats going on

Dorian Belmont
NEITHER DO I AND THATS THE PART THATSS ****IN WITH MY HEAD ~!

That ACDC Chick
just take some peelz and call it a night... or day

steverules_2
Shiiiit

Dorian Belmont
need pills to take pills......aint got no money ...IM NOT WHOREE!!!!!!!!!!

Dorian Belmont
whoa?

steverules_2
Yeah thats what she said

Dorian Belmont
but she isnt real! nothing is real anymore

steverules_2
Is this the matrix?

Dorian Belmont
shit if i know ....damn my hand came off ,i thought i just rebolted it in ....ill be back must find a drill

steverules_2
Terminator uhuh

Dorian Belmont
no expression

steverules_2
Robocop?

Dorian Belmont
good movie .....too much blood...so much blood ....oh look jugs

lord xyz
My dick can handle a blender.

steverules_2
Proof?

Dorian Belmont
my mind is the blender

steverules_2
Why?

Dorian Belmont
I dont know

steverules_2
How do you know its blender?

Dorian Belmont
I dont ....but it is

steverules_2
Pic?

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
It's like punching a mirror but worse
This proves that you have no penis.


I win. End of discussion.

And no steve im not going to post a pic of my penis so you can stick a dildo up your ass and have fun.

Butt secks not cool.

Rogue Jedi
Frappe'?

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
This proves that you have no penis.


I win. End of discussion.

And no steve im not going to post a pic of my penis so you can stick a dildo up your ass and have fun.

Butt secks not cool.

You don't have a penis

I'm sorry but I don't share your sexual fantasies, what you like to do in your mothers closet is your business and I'd prefer you not tell me you like you record your mothers sex acts or your dad whilst he's in the shower, so stop trying to send that shit to me

If its so uncool then stop having it with your neighbors cat!!

PWNT B!TCH!!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Frappe'?

steverules_2
Yes

One Free Man
This is meme quality. Now if only mods allowed parody threads, I'd be lke "don't give a doberman a Bj. I was practicing and I like slipped and he bit my wanker off" then my mum roasted it on accident and fed it to my sister, who said she liked the cream filling."

Rogue Jedi
teehee doggie weenarz.

One Free Man
no greater comedy teehee

Rogue Jedi
Ever see two dogs shagging and they are butt to butt stuck together?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by One Free Man
This is meme quality. Now if only mods allowed parody threads, I'd be lke "don't give a doberman a Bj. I was practicing and I like slipped and he bit my wanker off" then my mum roasted it on accident and fed it to my sister, who said she liked the cream filling."

So you GIVING a BJ ends up with YOUR dick being bitten off? Do you know your anatomy?

Rogue Jedi
aaaahahahahahaaaa.

xxxGamerGirlxxx
ewwwww i dnt liek whter this is goeing D: bj is for sluts.

Rogue Jedi
Hmm?

One Free Man
Omg anna you noob.

Rogue Jedi
Anna Williams?

One Free Man
Lol she's all mad at me. That was my girlfriend stick out tongue she asked if she could create an account and post like me. I said yes, now I had to change IP so i could log in lol

Rogue Jedi
Anna Williams is Nina Williams sister in Tekken. HOT.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by One Free Man
Lol she's all mad at me. That was my girlfriend stick out tongue she asked if she could create an account and post like me. I said yes, now I had to change IP so i could log in lol

She was acting very sock-ish.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Anna Williams is Nina Williams sister in Tekken. HOT.

You get to see Anna's nice anime t!ts in the animated tekken movie

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by steverules_2
You get to see Anna's nice anime t!ts in the animated tekken movie Yeah?

steverules_2
Rhetorical question?

But yes smile

Rogue Jedi
Yeah?

steverules_2
Yes

Rogue Jedi
Steve O waddap yo.

steverules_2
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2587/1264201128880.png

Rogue Jedi
K. Bit scary.

steverules_2
Yeah but his videos are hilarious 'DEAR SOUTH PARK...WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!????!?!!?'

Rogue Jedi
Looks like young Rorschach with down syndrome.

steverules_2
He's on youtube, he's called coppercab, he's a very, very angry ginger kid...he's so angry that he goes over the top about everything and its hilarious...surprisingly

Rogue Jedi
Like crazy German kid.

That ACDC Chick
young Rorshach in the movie looked like my cousin
i hate that kid no expression
he stole one of my video games uhuh
little prick

Rogue Jedi
At least he didnt bite your cheek off.

That ACDC Chick
he probably does to kids at his school
his parents did a terrible job raising him

steverules_2
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Like crazy German kid.

Hmm maybe not that bad, but just as funny I guess

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
You don't have a penis

I'm sorry but I don't share your sexual fantasies, what you like to do in your mothers closet is your business and I'd prefer you not tell me you like you record your mothers sex acts or your dad whilst he's in the shower, so stop trying to send that shit to me

If its so uncool then stop having it with your neighbors cat!!

PWNT B!TCH!!
Im not even going to exasperate my energy in a comeback, im tired.

steverules_2
What a surprise roll eyes (sarcastic)

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by steverules_2
It's like punching a mirror but worse

Thank you, and to think I was planning on doing that. stick out tongue

steverules_2
Oh you roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh you roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

However, I would have NEVER hit a mirror. Too much bad luck. big grin

steverules_2
You should tell that to the guy that did, he made a thread about it haermm

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by steverules_2
You should tell that to the guy that did, he made a thread about it haermm

I know; I was going to make fun of him with a new thread, but he might be dangerous. wink

steverules_2
What makes you think's he's dangerous? sly Go on...make the thread wink

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by steverules_2
What makes you think's he's dangerous? sly Go on...make the thread wink

He hit a mirror enough to hurt himself. That could be a sign...

steverules_2
So he's not dangerous at the moment...he's injured smile What would the thread be about exactly? Him being stupid enough to hit a mirror?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by steverules_2
So he's not dangerous at the moment...he's injured smile What would the thread be about exactly? Him being stupid enough to hit a mirror?

Just best to leave alone.

steverules_2
sad thats never fun stick out tongue But yeah, would be seen as baiting

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by steverules_2
Hmm maybe not that bad, but just as funny I guess Crazier.

steverules_2
You think he's crazier than angry German kid?

Rogue Jedi
Nah, opposite.

steverules_2
Angry German kid is crazier...when did you watch coppercab or...angry ginger kid?

Rogue Jedi
I wonder where he buys all those keyboards.

steverules_2
Angry German kid? Never seen his video's, what happens to his keyboards exactly?

Rogue Jedi
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steverules_2
Well....maybe slightly more crazy...what was that kids problem? Other than fat guys singing

Rogue Jedi
Anger management.

steverules_2
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Rogue Jedi
I see nothing.

One Free Man
00kBvI2K22U my response to coppercab.

Kharhmah
Originally posted by steverules_2
Well....maybe slightly more crazy...what was that kids problem? Other than fat guys singing
The little brat was trying to play Unreal Tournament and it wasn't working, then he lost his escape button... then he died and threw a paddy.

Basically.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I see nothing.

That sucks

Originally posted by One Free Man
00kBvI2K22U my response to coppercab.

You sound like Doctor Claw from inspector Gadget

I'm ginger and I never made any videos about south park or gingers and...stuff

Originally posted by Kharhmah
The little brat was trying to play Unreal Tournament and it wasn't working, then he lost his escape button... then he died and threw a paddy.

Basically.

Ahhh right...thanks

Dorian Belmont
Originally posted by steverules_2
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2587/1264201128880.png stop hating gingers!!!!!!!! lol that guy is a tard

Dorian Belmont
Originally posted by steverules_2
Well....maybe slightly more crazy...what was that kids problem? Other than fat guys singing im a fat guy and a lead singer in a band no expression im almost offended

Rogue Jedi
Cut yer hair hippie.

Dorian Belmont
no you can't make me i refuse

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
Well....maybe slightly more crazy...what was that kids problem? Other than fat guys singing
you gotta problem?

Dorian Belmont
not yet ill start one if it comes to it

mikeydude
What?

steverules_2
Originally posted by mikeydude
you gotta problem?

No you do

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
stop hating gingers!!!!!!!! lol that guy is a tard

I am ginger roll eyes (sarcastic)

mikeydude
Originally posted by steverules_2
No you do
i has no problem.

steverules_2
o_O You being serial?

mikeydude
no im being serious.




see look at that face. no expression

steverules_2
I am no expression

Rogue Jedi
Green eggs and ham.

steverules_2
A book by Doctor Zeuss

mikeydude
good job.

no expression

steverules_2
I know

Rogue Jedi
Cat in the hat.

steverules_2
The movie sucked

LanceWindu
Originally posted by steverules_2
A book by Doctor Zeuss

Seuss*

steverules_2
Yes but to those who...truly know him....thats how it is spelt

RJ JR
bewbz

Rogue Jedi
You're not saying it right.

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steverules_2
Well RJ JR didn't last for long, what a shame sad

Rogue Jedi
Indeed.

steverules_2
Lolz JR is RJ backwards dur

Rogue Jedi
yeah?

steverules_2
And fix't

Dorian Belmont
Originally posted by steverules_2
No you do



I am ginger roll eyes (sarcastic) i meant cuz of those retarded ass videos that doosh posted lol personally i had never heard the term ginger before my friend showed me that so the problem cant be that bad

steverules_2
Some people find it racist erm I don't, I remember my tutor told someone off once for saying she was ginger, she was like 'I find that racist, I'm a red head!'

Dorian Belmont
that would be like walking up to me and callin me a kike .......im not actually jewish tho lol personally if someone did id just laugh at their ignorance ......or knock their lights out,but thats the result if im drunk

steverules_2
You often drunk?

Dorian Belmont
65% of the time lol im stoned 97% of the time

steverules_2
Can't say I'm surprised

Dorian Belmont
no one ever is lol

Rogue Jedi
The way I live.

steverules_2
I live in a house

MilesTails
Robocop was Epic You will love it or i will seek Ed-209 On your ass

MilesTails
and dorian belmont i challenge you to mortal kombat

Rogue Jedi
He'll flatten you.

Dorian Belmont
Originally posted by MilesTails
and dorian belmont i challenge you to mortal kombat speak for thy self minion

mikeydude
This got killed fast.

steverules_2
I blame you

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