The Ahnuld's versus the Van Dammes......
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Rogue Jedi
Army thread.
One one side, every character Arnold Schwarzenneger has played.
On the other, every character Van Damme and Sylvester Stallone has played. (I forgot to put Sly's name in the title, my bad.)
Battle royale to the death.
Every combatant has the weapons/tech/gear they were shown using in their movies.
The fight takes place in Manhattan prison (Escape from New York), at night.
Which side wins?
BTW, Timecop does NOT have his time travel gear, ONLY his weapons.
Tattoos N Scars
Rambo vs Universal Soldier..that might be badass..lol.
I say the T-850 probably wins though.
BruceSkywalker
"I'll be back"
Rogue Jedi
Will he? Judge Dredd on his flying bike wreak havoc here.
Tattoos N Scars
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Will he? Judge Dredd on his flying bike wreak havoc here.
I don't know..Kindergarten Cop might take Dredd out.

marwash22
Arnold rapes.
T800
Mr. Freeze
Kal from Red Sonja
Hercules
Eraser
Dutch from Predator
Harry from True Lies
Conan
John from Commando
and i'm probably forgetting some.
Rogue Jedi
I don't think it's that easy.
marwash22
Why not? T800 could probably solo the entire group of Stallone and Van Damme's.
Universal Soldier was basically just a peak human and can't be compared to a T800.
the ninjak
Judge Dread should be able to kill a Terminator with his gun.
Darth Martin
3 T-800's & a T-850; nuff' said.
You then have badasses like Trasker, Dutch, Matrix, Krueger, etc. who are all one-man armies. Mr. Freeze is bulletproof too, so.....
Does Krueger get his dual EM-1 rayguns? Yeah, it's over. Schwarzenegger in a romp.
the ninjak
Oh man!
Judge dread has to mince multiple Terminators?
Team Arnie wins due to sheer numbers.
And don't forget Commando!.......he had the ability to just stand there with 20 guys shooting at him within 20 metres and not get shot.
He had that luck power going for him....even Rambo got shot a couple of times.
BruceSkywalker
Team Arnold stomps
the ninjak
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Team Arnold stomps
That's right! Arnie wins by default anyways.
BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by the ninjak
That's right! Arnie wins by default anyways.
yep
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Darth Martin
3 T-800's & a T-850; nuff' said.
You then have badasses like Trasker, Dutch, Matrix, Krueger, etc. who are all one-man armies. Mr. Freeze is bulletproof too, so.....
Does Krueger get his dual EM-1 rayguns? Yeah, it's over. Schwarzenegger in a romp. Wait a second, list them.
Rogue Jedi
Shit, you're right haermm
I think the biggest hoss on team Ahnuld is "Eraser" Ahnuld, with those rail guns.
the ninjak
Yeah Eraser has that gun that can see through terrain and shoot through it.
Darth Martin
The EM-1
http://www.imfdb.org/images/8/85/EraserEM-Railgun-4.jpg
Rogue Jedi
Mhm, the terminators can be dealt with. Those guns? Uber.
Darth Martin
Dealt with by who?
Rogue Jedi
In a bit, watching a movie now.
Robtard
Time-cop goes back and kills everyone's mother. /end
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