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My coworker called me earlier from work to tell me Happy Birthday. Light skinned black chick, 24, hot as fiendfyre, we've been friends for like six years. Anyway, we start chatting and she asks about my love life. I tell her I am single and not looking, trying to focus on my career and college in the fall.

So then, out of the blue, she said "Hey, if, when I turn 26, we are both single, would you mind helping me out with something?"

So I said "Sure, you are my homey, if you need anything just ask."

She had to go at that point, her business line started ringing. I thought no more of it, figured she'd tell me next time I see her.

Well, then a mutual friend called me, she was all in 007 mode. She said "Dude, I was talking to her earlier, she said when she turns 26, she wants to get pregnant. She wants to stay single, but have a child. She's gonna asks you to impregnate her."


............I don't know what to feel...On one hand, I am ha-som because we are gonna bansex , but on the other I am eeek because what if I get attached to the kid? I know the child will be well cared for, she has rich parents. I dunno, I'm just a bit weirded by it.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e57/liquid_helix136/cool_story_bro.jpg

More weird than cool.

I was facetious.

You might need to look that word up.

haermm

K.

Stfu RJ. Aint no one letting you impregnate no one.

if this story were to be true i will stop it. Trust me. I will stop it.

***** you aint my momma.

She probably just wants your semen to get artificially impregnated, tool.

Originally posted by Slay
She probably just wants your semen to get artificially impregnated, tool. That crossed my mind. I'll know tomorrow when I see her, she's buying me a birthday lunch.

I pray to God it's a prank they pulled on you.

I mean, he's all excited for getting sex in two years. It would be too awesome.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My coworker called me earlier from work to tell me Happy Birthday. Light skinned black chick, 24, hot as fiendfyre, we've been friends for like six years. Anyway, we start chatting and she asks about my love life. I tell her I am single and not looking, trying to focus on my career and college in the fall.

So then, out of the blue, she said "Hey, if, when I turn 26, we are both single, would you mind helping me out with something?"

So I said "Sure, you are my homey, if you need anything just ask."

She had to go at that point, her business line started ringing. I thought no more of it, figured she'd tell me next time I see her.

Well, then a mutual friend called me, she was all in 007 mode. She said "Dude, I was talking to her earlier, she said when she turns 26, she wants to get pregnant. She wants to stay single, but have a child. She's gonna asks you to impregnate her."


............I don't know what to feel...On one hand, I am ha-som because we are gonna bansex , but on the other I am eeek because what if I get attached to the kid? I know the child will be well cared for, she has rich parents. I dunno, I'm just a bit weirded by it.

How do you know that she will not just have you go to a clinic and jack in a closet? Artificial insemination could be what she is talking about.

Note: I didn't read the other post. It seems that someone else already came up with this.

Presuming for a moment that this story is real, and it's not a prank, etc. etc. (I'm suspending some of my inherent OTF disbelief for the sake of a point), I actually get the whole "more weird than cool" thing. It's easy, cliche even, to have a metaphorical (or literal) high five or fist bump when you hear about this with another guy. Or, for more common examples, like having a threesome or no-attachment sex (with or without kid). That's the Holy Grail, right?

Sort of. When you're actually the one going through it, you realize there's actually a lot of pressure and/or responsibility, or at least weirdness, involved with it. Jerry Seinfeld had an amusing rant on his show about a potential threesome to a similar affect, and he couldn't follow through with it. And I get that. A detached perspective means nothing to one who is actually dealing with the possibility of it, because the cultural (and probably genetic) zeitgeist dictates that we wholeheartedly encourage it.

...

Besides, a hot girl with 2 years to get knocked up. There's no chance she makes it there without finding somebody. Even in hte most amusing scenario for RJ here, this is never happening.

Oh, and pics or gtfo.

Originally posted by Digi
have a metaphorical (or literal) high five or fist bump

F*ck Yeah, Bro-Fist.

F*ck her and then pull out be all like 'thanks for the freebie b*tch, happy birthday btw!'

Originally posted by Digi
Presuming for a moment that this story is real, and it's not a prank, etc. etc. (I'm suspending some of my inherent OTF disbelief for the sake of a point), I actually get the whole "more weird than cool" thing. It's easy, cliche even, to have a metaphorical (or literal) high five or fist bump when you hear about this with another guy. Or, for more common examples, like having a threesome or no-attachment sex (with or without kid). That's the Holy Grail, right?

Sort of. When you're actually the one going through it, you realize there's actually a lot of pressure and/or responsibility, or at least weirdness, involved with it. Jerry Seinfeld had an amusing rant on his show about a potential threesome to a similar affect, and he couldn't follow through with it. And I get that. A detached perspective means nothing to one who is actually dealing with the possibility of it, because the cultural (and probably genetic) zeitgeist dictates that we wholeheartedly encourage it.

...

Besides, a hot girl with 2 years to get knocked up. There's no chance she makes it there without finding somebody. Even in hte most amusing scenario for RJ here, this is never happening.

She's got a plan, like a 5 year plan, a 10 year plan, she has it all planned out. She seems to think 26 is the perfect age to get pregnant.

I dunno. And yeah, weird. She and I fooled around a few months ago, but we didn't go all the way. Felt VERY weird going back to work with her.

**** this, I can't be a part to this. I hope she's OK with that.

Best to say no

I just did.

You txtd her?

No, she called.

How'd she take it?

I think it's a trap when she asks about the 'love' life.

Then again....

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/joker_i_dunno_lol.jpg

She seems to think she can convince me otherwise. Also let it slip that she is repulsed at the idea of artficial insemination.

What a whore

haermm Nah, she's a good girl. She just doesn't want to be married, like ever.

Why?

She wants to focus on her career, a few more years of school, doesn't want to be tied down. She just texted me that we should "practice" haermm

Ka-ching!

She's prollly kidding, she does shit like that.

I say you hit it ....have fun and skip town .....she never mentioned anything about fathering the child

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
I say you hit it ....have fun and skip town .....she never mentioned anything about fathering the child
That was the point dumbass.

Pass.

What up nig?

Sup with you black?

Yeah, you knoe. I just keep changing.

No im bored and honestly i just made l fun of black people. Earlier.

So anyway, my facebook stalker just took things to a whole new level.

Hot as fiendfyre? Seriously? Dropped any pretenses of not being a hard-on Harry Potter fanboy?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hot as fiendfyre

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hot as fiendfyre? Seriously? Dropped any pretenses of not being a hard-on Harry Potter fanboy? She somehow got my address, where I work, AND my phone number.

She's got "a plan"; she wants to focus on her "career"; and she doesn't want to be married (ie, "tied down"--what's she think a kid will do...oh wait, her rich parents will help take care of it)...

...underneath that nice exterior, she sounds self-centered, unrealistic and in for some rude awakenings, and if you have a kid by her, I see you getting sucked into her "goddammit, this IS how my life's gonna be" vortex.



BTW, any twins in your family?

She's certainly self centered.

Just like Digi said, pics or GTFO, RJ.



Dead serious.

You pulled through with pics of your stalker beotch, so I expect some pic action from this hottie mulatti, too.

DUDE dont remind me.

Yeah, I'm not convinced RJ. The way you have talked about the story over the last 2-3 pages has really made it seem fictional.

You're either making it all up or you're exaggerating and blowing the story out of proportion.

Sure I am.

What's so hard to believe? She wants to have a baby when she is 26, she doesn't want to be married, she doesn't want a sperm donor, she wants it to be with someone she knows and cares about (We've been buddies for years).

It's not like I am saying Halle Berry wants me.

i think you are telling the truth either way if not it doesnt take away anything from the discussion.

i am not you nor do i know anything about your life to say otherwise unless i just want to be an @$$hole.


i think you should do it if you can have sex the old fashion way and not in a cup but, that is just me. i mean i would do it if she is hot and has the right traits to pass on to my offspring and i didnt have someone else in my life but, i have different morality issues and view life differently then most.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i think you are telling the truth either way if not it doesnt take away anything from the discussion.

i am not you nor do i know anything about your life to say otherwise unless i just want to be an @$$hole.


i think you should do it if you can have sex the old fashion way and not in a cup but, that is just me. i mean i would do it if she is hot and has the right traits to pass on to my offspring and i didnt have someone else in my life but, i have different morality issues and view life differently then most. I already told her I am not gonna do it. It'll **** up a perfectly good friendship.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She seems to think she can convince me otherwise. Also let it slip that she is repulsed at the idea of artficial insemination. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She wants to focus on her career, a few more years of school, doesn't want to be tied down. She just texted me that we should "practice" haermm

It's these 2 posts that make it seem fictitious.

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.

We both know that you're at least embelishing. I also know that you'll never admit it. Therefor it's pointless me continuing.

I'm happy with the knowledge that you know I'm right, even if you won't admit it here...

haermm Oh you KNOW this yeah? Able to read my E mind through the internet?

Tell me, what part am I embelishing on? This happens all the time, you know. Woman wants child, woman doesn't want marriage or relationship, woman turns to someone she knows to knock her up.

Mhm, that's what I thought, nothing but hot air.

Moving on.

Fine.

My main reason for not believing you is because if the story is true I'd hardly think that it's very dignified or even fair posting about it on a message board. This is certainly something that should have remained between the two of you. The fact she asked your permission to ask the favour shows that this is not some casual joke proposal. I highly doubt that she would appreciate the story being posted on a public message board and should be ashamed... you have certainly proved that you are too immature to even handle a proposal like it.

So you only have 2 more years of pathetic fapping? Things are looking good for you, bro.

haermm Sure, she's like totally my only option.

Grab a dictionary, look up "anytime."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Sure, she's like totally my only option.

Grab a dictionary, look up "anytime."

Oh yeah, I forgot what a vagina slayer you are. Silly me.

Originally posted by Blinky
Oh yeah, I forgot what a vagina slayer you are. Silly me. Nah, I'm average. Alot of guys have at least one, maybe two chicks they can have sex with at any given time.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No no, he's not making it up.


He's produced pictures of shit in the past. (not real poopoo...but "shit" that is going on in his world.)


I really expect him to post a picture of this chick because he SAYS she's hot and I want proof. John and I don't agree on all fems, but we do agree on a majority. I just want to see if this is one of those "day uhm! She's ugh lee!" moments.








And for most girls, it's just about a third of all men within stone-throwing distance.

Edit: Can have sex with and WANT to have sex with.


Pic?

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=22584&d=1237841881

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pic?

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=22584&d=1237841881

You've outdone yourself, John.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You've outdone yourself, John. haermm Like that yeah?

John. Were talking later.

To be fair though, a picture of a girl, or even a picture of the girl holding her contract as proof of working with RJ while making out with him, would still not prove that story to be true.


Not that I don't believe it, just sayin'

Its time to grows up, RJ.

Yeah that'll happen.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Its time to grows up, RJ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Edit: Can have sex with and WANT to have sex with.


Pic?

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=22584&d=1237841881

I'd hit that.

With a truck?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My coworker called me earlier from work to tell me Happy Birthday. Light skinned black chick, 24, hot as fiendfyre, we've been friends for like six years. Anyway, we start chatting and she asks about my love life. I tell her I am single and not looking, trying to focus on my career and college in the fall.

So then, out of the blue, she said "Hey, if, when I turn 26, we are both single, would you mind helping me out with something?"

So I said "Sure, you are my homey, if you need anything just ask."

She had to go at that point, her business line started ringing. I thought no more of it, figured she'd tell me next time I see her.

Well, then a mutual friend called me, she was all in 007 mode. She said "Dude, I was talking to her earlier, she said when she turns 26, she wants to get pregnant. She wants to stay single, but have a child. She's gonna asks you to impregnate her."


............I don't know what to feel...On one hand, I am ha-som because we are gonna bansex , but on the other I am eeek because what if I get attached to the kid? I know the child will be well cared for, she has rich parents. I dunno, I'm just a bit weirded by it.

Holly balls shock

Old news.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Old news.

velho

Hows that going anyways?

It's....old news....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My coworker called me earlier from work to tell me Happy Birthday. Light skinned black chick, 24, hot as fiendfyre, we've been friends for like six years. Anyway, we start chatting and she asks about my love life. I tell her I am single and not looking, trying to focus on my career and college in the fall.

So then, out of the blue, she said "Hey, if, when I turn 26, we are both single, would you mind helping me out with something?"

So I said "Sure, you are my homey, if you need anything just ask."

She had to go at that point, her business line started ringing. I thought no more of it, figured she'd tell me next time I see her.

Well, then a mutual friend called me, she was all in 007 mode. She said "Dude, I was talking to her earlier, she said when she turns 26, she wants to get pregnant. She wants to stay single, but have a child. She's gonna asks you to impregnate her."


............I don't know what to feel...On one hand, I am ha-som because we are gonna bansex , but on the other I am eeek because what if I get attached to the kid? I know the child will be well cared for, she has rich parents. I dunno, I'm just a bit weirded by it. Don't let her steal your kidney.

I got two.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I got two. At least make her pay you for it, k? Don't appear to be completely whipped though we all know you are.

For the kidney?

Yeah, that's what I meant. You could make her pay for the wild sex too, and then you could truthfully be called a hooker. KMC would love you for that!

i already told you what to do and i expect you to march in there with her hand her a contract that was copy and paste off the internet giving you no future obligations...

you guys sign and get with the lovin.. and then you have a friend with benefits for a while...

Nah, I coulda done the whole friends with benefits thing, but I chose not to. Glad I did, I got a look at some of the guys she sleeps with.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I coulda done the whole friends with benefits thing, but I chose not to. Glad I did, I got a look at some of the guys she sleeps with.




Think about the life you are giving the kid if this is the case.

Originally posted by you get thorns
Think about the life you are giving the kid if this is the case. I'm not giving anyone life. I got my own life to worry about. My career is taking me places soon where my area of responsibility is gonna skyrocket.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I coulda done the whole friends with benefits thing, but I chose not to. Glad I did, I got a look at some of the guys she sleeps with. hmm... made you feel that inadequate huh? work on your confidence you'll be fine,, look in the mirror and flex and say i do me...

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
hmm... made you feel that inadequate huh? work on your confidence you'll be fine,, look in the mirror and flex and say i do me... Uh, no.

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