Jesus hit by lightning

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Shakyamunison
OMG this is so funny.

Why would God let this Jesus be hit by lightning?

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/06/15/2018690/lightning-strikes-jesus-statue.html


laughing

Mindset
Because it's idolatry.

Mairuzu
It worked for Zeus' statue...

dadudemon
That's what happens when you ask him to create a rock so massive that He can't lift it.

no expression

Robtard
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
OMG this is so funny.

Why would God let this Jesus be hit by lightning?

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/06/15/2018690/lightning-strikes-jesus-statue.html


laughing

It's so 'Jesus' shining light could shine down upon all, or at least those passerby's.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what happens when you ask him to create a rock so massive that He can't lift it.

no expression

lol

Wild Shadow
he said not to worship him.

Impediment
Jesus is flaming. fireman

Shakyamunison
It was a really ugly state of Jesus, maybe that was why it was hit by lightning.

WickedDynamite
"Uh-Oh! Now you've done it!"

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
"Uh-Oh! Now you've done it!"

It looks like it was made of butter. laughing out loud

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It was a really ugly state of Jesus, maybe that was why it was hit by lightning. Statue.

Yeah it was pretty crappy.

WickedDynamite
It would be quite a scene if the skies open and we hear a thundering voice from above saying:

"Don't Go There!"

*snap-snap*

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Statue.

Yeah it was pretty crappy.

Statue... and what's with his legs? Was he standing in a hole?

jaden101
Something similar happened near me a couple of weeks ago...A lightning storm only damaged one building...a church...It seriously damaged the church spire...The irony being that the insurance company aren't paying out for it because it was an "act of God".

http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/output/2010/05/28/images/WWWSTEEPLE2.jpeg

dadudemon
Originally posted by jaden101
Something similar happened near me a couple of weeks ago...A lightning storm only damaged one building...a church...It seriously damaged the church spire...The irony being that the insurance company aren't paying out for it because it was an "act of God".

http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/output/2010/05/28/images/WWWSTEEPLE2.jpeg


That's also ironic.


Also, the 'Acts of God' clause in insurance policies is really stupid. What is the point of insurance if it doesn't cover you when you need it? AHA!

Liberator
Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what happens when you ask him to create a rock so massive that He can't lift it.

no expression

LOL

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