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"i got Ice in my Veins,
Blood in my Eyes,
Hate in my Heart,
Love in mind.
Ive seen Nights Full of Pain, Days with the same.
You Keep the Sunshine, heh Save me the Rain."

" I've never killed nobody. I promise you're my first; you always remember your first."

"Looked at the Clock, it said Right Now."

"Rorschach's Journal: October 12, 1985
Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll look down and whisper, "No.""

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die."

bewbz.

Lol,

"Your coma is in a daughter"

"My friend is little, you should say Hi" - Scarredface.

"Your mom goes to college!"

Your mom wears combat boots.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

- Karen

"Oh My God karen, you don't just ask someboyd why they're white!"

- Gretchin

You be Illin'.

GOOD THINGS FROM THE GARDEN

GARDEN IN THE VALLEY

VALLEY OF THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT

"Puritanism- The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."- H.L. Mencken

No ceilings mother****er goodmorning, dick in your mouth while your yawning.

I'm the magnificent, dynamite, super dope, outta sight.

"I seent you"

"I see you", what a lame movie line.

"Review this record warden, and by record... I mean VAGINA."

VAGINA!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
VAGINA!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
VAGINA!!!

bewbz

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
bewbz

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Walk by faith, not by sight.

What's that beeping? Chicken don't beep.

"Dude i totally miss you...."

The forbidden zone was once a paradise.

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."- Quint